Axis Powers Hetalia

[[ Thanks to Aluox's "101 Things That Thailand Must Remember" It inspires me to do this story of my own but I may have to maintain her style ]]

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Characters: Thailand, Germany, France, Taiwan, Cambodia, Vietnam, mention of Indonesia, Malaysia, Japan, America and Arthur's language.

Rating: Random




1) I will not smile at the unfortunate foreign pedestrian who I almost ran over.
2) - That person will think I was laughing at him.
3) - Honestly, I intended to apologize for hurting him.
4) - He should know my smile is an apology.
5) - Maybe he doesn't know there are 16 meanings of the Thai style smile.
6) - I should have said 'I'm sorry' to him.
7) - But we Thais suck at English so only air came out from my mouth.
8) I will use a serving spoon every time when I eat with guests.
9) - They will think that I use the same spoon I've just put in my mouth.
10) - Not for family anyway.
11) I will do 'Planking' instead of doing 'Pub-Piab Thailand'.
12) - To show that at least I'm in trend.
13) I will not reply "No, I didn't go, I went to market"
14) - When I was asked by a question "Where did you go?"
15) - The asker will think I'm insane.
16) I will try not to burst out laughing when a man bumped his head into a pole.
17) - Foreigners will think I have the most innocent sense of humor.
18) - I love slapstick humor. Throw the sarcasm away I don't understand it.
19) I will try to laugh with the manly macho laugh rather than my usual sweet giggle.
20) - I don't want to be thought that Thai men are often very feminine.
21) - Even though the teens dress in a gothic or punk rock style, but walk around with a teddy bear under their arms, or a furry baby hat on their heads.
22) - It looks unmatched.
23) - Saying 'Anyone in my house does' certainly is an unwise excuse.
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