[Discussion] The Global Anatomy

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

( Delete if this isn't allowed :D )

Well we all know that America's idiot hair is Nantucket, and Italy's nipples are Corsica, but what about the other countries and their other parts? 
So I have a question for all of you, what are your headcannons regarding the anatomy of the nations? 

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[pokeanime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, well we all know what Florida is eh?

[dicloniuslilium.livejournal.com]

Yes.

His chin. XD

Just kidding.

[emmachannyan.livejournal.com]

I heard England's er..manhood, referred to as "Big Ben"

[emmachannyan.livejournal.com]

if that counts.

[miezen.livejournal.com]

Austria's mole is Fucking. It seems like erogenous zones usually don't correspond to geography, but for the love of God he has a town called Fucking how can that not be his erogenous zone?

[gloomykuma.livejournal.com]

I full-on lol'd irl at this.

"Hey guys, let's go to Fucking in Austria!"

"...What?"

[tuxedodawg.livejournal.com]

Arizona = America's ass
*because that's where the Grand Canyon is! :D

[pinaki93.livejournal.com]

Oh my god what
I will never see the Grand Canyon in the same way again :D

[cocoa-framboise.livejournal.com]

...Hudson Bay for Canada's curl... ^^;

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

Oh that actually makes sense, I always thought Baffin Island b/c it kinda dinger-dangers off the rest of Canada.

[moonman422.livejournal.com]

Calgary for Canada's glasses

... for some reason the idea of Provence being Frances tongue make sense to me because of it's good food. XD

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

I unfortunatly don't know enough about Canadaian history to be educated on Calgary so I can't really give my two cents about it. ^.^;

That's a pretty cool theory :o

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

*Cough* Mariazell!! Mariazell!!

Well, in my head (because I don't know it this is canon), all the capitals are their manhood... But if we talk about headcannon... Switzerland's scar represents when he was bombed in the WW2.

I lack of ideas right now x'DD

[idraax.livejournal.com]

So....D.C. is...........? Will never look at her city the same way again...

[marquis25.livejournal.com]

I actually think California is America's manhood. ...It makes sense in my head.
Also, New Jersey is known as the armpit of America (...at least in New York).

[idraax.livejournal.com]

So that would make the rest of the East Coast his arm? I think Maryland would be his sternum if D.C. was his heart.

[slayasafox8.livejournal.com]

Okay...so I've kind of developed the headcanon that the fur on America's jacket is the Southwest.

It all started with the idea that his glasses are Texas. I figured that he took them from Mexico (haha...yeah...I kinda have another headcanon of what Mexico would be like...but that's a whole different story) and if he took Texas, he had to take the rest of the Southwest, right? And since that was the top part of Mexico, it should be taken from the head (glasses go on your face, so that kind of goes along with that theory). It's a pretty big chunk of land, but he couldn't just take Mexico's head! I reasoned that it could be signified by Mexico's hair (in my mind, Mexico is a girl). He couldn't just walk around with a big wad of hair...so he put it on his jacket. =I

...Haha, I have a very strange mind. ^ᴗ^

[trashtheidols.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, with a friend of mine we call the guys private's after their capitals, but honestly i don't know why...it was a random thing that just popped out of nowhere, really ._.

CANANANANADA BIAS~

[taylorphantom.livejournal.com]

I've seen three different explanations for Canada's curl:
- Hudson's Bay
- St Laurent
- Quebec (not sure who said this but DIRECTish QUOTE: because it's kinky and always trying to get away... XD)

And if Al's glasses are Texas, Mattie's could be Alberta... IDK However, Nunavut (or all three territories) could be represented by Kumajirou (who's unjapanified name should have been changed to Nanuk, because it makes no sense for Canada's bear to have a Japanese name...)

Re: CANANANANADA BIAS~

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

Those seem to be the most popular explanations so far.

That makes sense, after all the polar bears are really up north right?

I've always thought that the animals might represent small bits and peices of land, or maybe national parks and such, buuut that doesn't make sense in a lot of cases.

[chi-hong.livejournal.com]

I saw this show where three comedians laid out Norway's geography as a body.

Our capital was his ass.

"Cause all the crap ends in Oslo!"

I've never laughed so hard at my country as I did then...

And:

"I am Toten! And I'm the cock!"
"So Norway's a man?"
"Yes."

[missvian95.livejournal.com]

Just look down a couple of comments.
I've posted said video~

[chococookies-ld.livejournal.com]

I personally believe California is Alfred's right elbow/arm, cuz California kinda has that elbow bend and it's on the west side~

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

Then when California's breaking away is Alfred getting more elbow room?

[chi-hong.livejournal.com]

China's ponytail = THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.

So don't cut it :l OR THE WALL WILL FALL.

[twyxted-mind.livejournal.com]

Well, in terms of the nations' capitals, I've had the idea of their capitals being their hearts for quite some time now. (I think that may have been influenced by War of 1812-related fanfic, though, but whatever.) Major economic centers would likely be located along their neck down to the small of the back.

As for specific nations, well, I can't really think of much except the whole Alberta=Canada's glasses thing mentioned earlier. Although I do remember hearing in a similar post that if a nation has an ahoge that isn't a city/region/whatever, then it HAS to be an e-zone. (Basically, while America's cowlick and Austria's curl do nothing other than stick out and be Nantucket and Mariazell, respectively, the Ita-curls serve no purpose other than Germany and Spain's enjoyment. *shot*)

Anything else I could bring up involves where my personal headcanon has their various scars from various wars and disasters, but I'm not sure how many people would be interested in that (and I'm already rambling) so I think I'll just stop here.

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

So their economy is like their brain stem part to the bottom of the neck?

I remeber there being one sketch at the bottom of a comic showing how as time goes on Italy's hircurl gets bigger.

Feel free to go on, if people didn't want to see other headcannons they souldn't have tounced this entry.

[realityhelix.livejournal.com]

Er, I always thought of Canada's curl as the saskatchewan river.

[immaturedream.livejournal.com]

I remember posting something like this before...

In my silly little head canon, New England (and New York) make up different parts of America's head and neck. And, of course not to leave out stereotypes, New Jersey and Pennsylvania would be his armpits...

I think someone mentioned Death Valley being his navel? That would be cute.

[arachnes-web.livejournal.com]

For most of the countries, their capital is their heart- London for England and Paris for France, for example. But Washington, D.C. as America's heart? No way...it's New York City. Can you really see Ottawa as Canada's heart? Or Canberra as Australia's?

All three countries have these "artificial" capitals that were basically created and developed specifically to be the capital city, to stop regional infighting. So in my head canon, their capital cities are their brains. But like I said, NYC is America's heart...maybe some Canadians would like to discuss whether Toronto or Montreal should be Canada's heart and the Aussies to discuss fight it out between Sydney and Melbourne.

[iamelegentmess.livejournal.com]

Or Canberra as Australia's? hahahahahahaha

Perhaps for Australia, Sydney and Melbourne could be different parts of the heart... And now I'm thinking about ventricles and atriums...

[inner-wings.livejournal.com]

In my headcanon, geography doesn't really match up to their bodies (because at a certain point it becomes impossible to make it work accurately.) Rather, it's more of an inside joke thing among the nations. They'll refer to parts of their bodies as different places, but there is no connection in reality.

And every one of the guys, without exception, has decided which geographical location the think of as their penis. Even if they refuse to admit it.

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

Even Sealand?

Highly appropriate

[missvian95.livejournal.com]

Re: Highly appropriate

[chi-hong.livejournal.com]

I love this video so much. And those three guys. <3

[seatapp.livejournal.com]

I like to think that it varies and any point in the nation-tan could be any point in the country, because that gives the most creative potential for geography as anatomy jokes. :)

But I really love the idea that the capital is the nation's heart, though maybe in a slightly more symbolic than literal meaning. :) From this point of view, countries moving their capitals is always interesting. ;)
Notice how Finland and Estonia's hearts are about as close as they can get? England and France's are also very close, but they keep a little distance to pretend it's not so...

[doitsujin-san.livejournal.com]

I think the same thing !

[doitsujin-san.livejournal.com]

Germanys manhood is the Fernsehturm in Berlin XD

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

THIS.

*Dies of snickering*

[pockygirl.livejournal.com]

it's hard to pin anything down besdes that one really obvious penis joke, but this is what i came up with one day.

[sara-rojo.livejournal.com]

Russia and America are kissing ^^
ifyouknowhatimean

This really brings a new light on America's reasons for acquiring that territory...

[rain-sonata.livejournal.com]

CANNOT BE UNSEEN.