[Discussion] The Global Anatomy

[arctoslupus.livejournal.com]

( Delete if this isn't allowed :D )

Well we all know that America's idiot hair is Nantucket, and Italy's nipples are Corsica, but what about the other countries and their other parts? 
So I have a question for all of you, what are your headcannons regarding the anatomy of the nations? 

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[pokeanime.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, well we all know what Florida is eh?

[emmachannyan.livejournal.com]

I heard England's er..manhood, referred to as "Big Ben"

[emmachannyan.livejournal.com]

if that counts.

[dicloniuslilium.livejournal.com]

Yes.

His chin. XD

Just kidding.

[miezen.livejournal.com]

Austria's mole is Fucking. It seems like erogenous zones usually don't correspond to geography, but for the love of God he has a town called Fucking how can that not be his erogenous zone?

[tuxedodawg.livejournal.com]

Arizona = America's ass
*because that's where the Grand Canyon is! :D

[cocoa-framboise.livejournal.com]

...Hudson Bay for Canada's curl... ^^;

[gloomykuma.livejournal.com]

I full-on lol'd irl at this.

"Hey guys, let's go to Fucking in Austria!"

"...What?"

[moonman422.livejournal.com]

Calgary for Canada's glasses

... for some reason the idea of Provence being Frances tongue make sense to me because of it's good food. XD

[pinaki93.livejournal.com]

Oh my god what
I will never see the Grand Canyon in the same way again :D

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

*Cough* Mariazell!! Mariazell!!

Well, in my head (because I don't know it this is canon), all the capitals are their manhood... But if we talk about headcannon... Switzerland's scar represents when he was bombed in the WW2.

I lack of ideas right now x'DD

[miezen.livejournal.com]

Nothing is not hilarious about Fucking even without Hetalia context. Hungary's favorite vacation destination is Fucking, Austria hurrdurr

[plumora.livejournal.com]

Well, I learned something today.

*adds Fucking, Austria to her to-do places-to-visit-someday list*

[idraax.livejournal.com]

Neither will I....

[marquis25.livejournal.com]

I actually think California is America's manhood. ...It makes sense in my head.
Also, New Jersey is known as the armpit of America (...at least in New York).

[idraax.livejournal.com]

So....D.C. is...........? Will never look at her city the same way again...

[idraax.livejournal.com]

So that would make the rest of the East Coast his arm? I think Maryland would be his sternum if D.C. was his heart.

[marquis25.livejournal.com]

Well Nantucket is his cowlick, so the rest of New England is around his head? That kind of makes sense since that's around where the Ivy League Colleges are. I don't really think that the states are grouped in his body in the same area they are in the country.

[slayasafox8.livejournal.com]

Okay...so I've kind of developed the headcanon that the fur on America's jacket is the Southwest.

It all started with the idea that his glasses are Texas. I figured that he took them from Mexico (haha...yeah...I kinda have another headcanon of what Mexico would be like...but that's a whole different story) and if he took Texas, he had to take the rest of the Southwest, right? And since that was the top part of Mexico, it should be taken from the head (glasses go on your face, so that kind of goes along with that theory). It's a pretty big chunk of land, but he couldn't just take Mexico's head! I reasoned that it could be signified by Mexico's hair (in my mind, Mexico is a girl). He couldn't just walk around with a big wad of hair...so he put it on his jacket. =I

...Haha, I have a very strange mind. ^ᴗ^

[fmavatard.livejournal.com]

...crap, my brain is ruined now. *scarred but laughing*

[trashtheidols.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, with a friend of mine we call the guys private's after their capitals, but honestly i don't know why...it was a random thing that just popped out of nowhere, really ._.

[fmavatard.livejournal.com]

...but...but Florida!

[idraax.livejournal.com]

I thought D.C would be his heart because it's the capital and Maryland would be his sternum because most of the land that D.C has came from Maryland....my mind is odd....

CANANANANADA BIAS~

[taylorphantom.livejournal.com]

I've seen three different explanations for Canada's curl:
- Hudson's Bay
- St Laurent
- Quebec (not sure who said this but DIRECTish QUOTE: because it's kinky and always trying to get away... XD)

And if Al's glasses are Texas, Mattie's could be Alberta... IDK However, Nunavut (or all three territories) could be represented by Kumajirou (who's unjapanified name should have been changed to Nanuk, because it makes no sense for Canada's bear to have a Japanese name...)

[chi-hong.livejournal.com]

I saw this show where three comedians laid out Norway's geography as a body.

Our capital was his ass.

"Cause all the crap ends in Oslo!"

I've never laughed so hard at my country as I did then...

And:

"I am Toten! And I'm the cock!"
"So Norway's a man?"
"Yes."