hetalia | Fast food to go: America's version of Pub and Go

I made a parody of Pub and Go that fits America because I was bored. It's probably horrible but I hope it's entertaining. I might record myself singing it if anyone wants me to or anyone can use the lyrics for themselves to sing.

Title: Fast Food to Go
Author/Artist: Daftpixel
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America
Rating: G
Warnings: Caused by extreme boredom
Summary: America's Version of Pub and Go

My name is America. 
My official name is The United States of America
 but you can call me the HERO!

It's always sunny here in the USA
But burgers are perfect for any weather!
 I refuse all healthy food whenever I'm hungry
Because my exercise takes the fat away~

 Fast food, fast food, fast food to go!  
Burgers and fries! 
If I'm in a hurry, I'll go in the drive through!
 Hamburgers, hamburgers!
  Aha-ha-ha-haa~ 
Make that super-sized~

 It's really nice to be here! 
McDonald's really is the best!
 I see the soda machine over there!
  Give me a refill! (Give me a refill~)

 There are different condiments to choose from 
But I prefer ketchup over mustard 
Hot-hot-hot-hot-ho—...!
I have to wait for the burger to cool.

 Because I eat fast food
 I can eat anywhere
 Even when I'm bored as hell
At the world meetings
Gather, everyone – follow the hero!
 If you come with me, you'll avoid England's food!

 Hey you guys, here we go! 
Here we go? Here we go!

 Fast food, fast food, fast food to go!
 Burgers and fries!
 If you drink that coke
 You'll get hyper from caffeine! 
French fries, french fries!  
A-ha-ha-ha-haa~  
Can I get some change?

 Oh no my weight's increasing~
 I'll just go exercise at the gym! 
Oh no my weight's increasing~
 I'll have diet coke instead!

 Fast food, fast food, fast food to go!
 Burgers and fries!
 If I'm in a hurry,I'll go in the drive through!
 Diet coke, diet coke!  
Aha-ha-ha-haa 
Get my order right~!

 (Weight- In- Crease- Ing-)
  Burger (x31)
 I'm going on a diet!!!

Fast food to go: America's version of Pub and Go

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