Fast food to go: America's version of Pub and Go

[daftpixel.livejournal.com]

I made a parody of Pub and Go that fits America because I was bored. It's probably horrible but I hope it's entertaining. I might record myself singing it if anyone wants me to or anyone can use the lyrics for themselves to sing.

Title: Fast Food to Go
Author/Artist: Daftpixel
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America
Rating: G
Warnings: Caused by extreme boredom
Summary: America's Version of Pub and Go

My name is America.

My official name is The United States of America

but you can call me the HERO!

It's always sunny here in the USA
But burgers are perfect for any weather!

I refuse all healthy food whenever I'm hungry
Because my exercise takes the fat away~


Fast food, fast food, fast food to go! 

Burgers and fries!

If I'm in a hurry, I'll go in the drive through!

Hamburgers, hamburgers!

 Aha-ha-ha-haa~

Make that super-sized~


It's really nice to be here!

McDonald's really is the best!

I see the soda machine over there!

 Give me a refill! (Give me a refill~)


There are different condiments to choose from

But I prefer ketchup over mustard

Hot-hot-hot-hot-ho—...!
I have to wait for the burger to cool.


Because I eat fast food

I can eat anywhere

Even when I'm bored as hell
At the world meetings
Gather, everyone – follow the hero!

If you come with me, you'll avoid England's food!


Hey you guys, here we go!

Here we go? Here we go!


Fast food, fast food, fast food to go!

Burgers and fries!

If you drink that coke

You'll get hyper from caffeine!

French fries, french fries! 

A-ha-ha-ha-haa~ 

Can I get some change?


Oh no my weight's increasing~

I'll just go exercise at the gym!

Oh no my weight's increasing~

I'll have diet coke instead!


Fast food, fast food, fast food to go!

Burgers and fries!

If I'm in a hurry,I'll go in the drive through!

Diet coke, diet coke! 

Aha-ha-ha-haa

Get my order right~!


(Weight- In- Crease- Ing-)

 Burger (x31)

I'm going on a diet!!!

Comments

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[daftpixel.livejournal.com]

Sorry about that! It's fixed now.

[tehd.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, LOL! I love this so much. xDD

[daftpixel.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! :D

[lilpunkinhead.livejournal.com]

Awesome~~ You just my favorite hetalia song even more amazing xD I love it!

[daftpixel.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It's my favorite too XD

[missjoongie.livejournal.com]

omg i love this. i want to make a cosplay vid of this ver. lolol.

[daftpixel.livejournal.com]

I would love it if you did! Can I see it if you do? :D

[ashori-sama.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for writing this. XD

[kh2anese.livejournal.com]

ROFL XDD

[koyuki-azumaya.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this is so much win! XD Nice!

[mashednothashed.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this is absolutely BRILLIANT, I swear xDD

[watashinoekiben.livejournal.com]

ROFL But isn't it the fries that are too hot, not the burger?

[sabaku-no-renge.livejournal.com]

GOD right now I must be the happiest person in the whole world~
This is just amaaaaazing~
My fav song is now even better~ I'll never stop singing this version!
Thanks for sharing!

[nupinoop296.livejournal.com]

That is truly amazing.

[btamamura.livejournal.com]

LOL!! So totally America! I had fun singing this one!