[Fanart] Hetameds + Oceania dumpage

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Title: Hetameds and random Oceania dump
Author/Artist: Weirdpika
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada, Russia, China's knee, South Korea, Thailand, Australia
Rating: it might scare you. or not.
Summary: Medical madness ahead. And Russia has boobies.





Okay let's start by the invisible med : I named Dr.Williams in da place hurfhurf  ;)  Canada is the anatomical pathologist! ( and then you're like " who?" )




Basically, pathologists are essential to every doctor. Yet they're so invisible ... If you don't know what Anatomical Pathology is, it's okay, I didn't even know it existed when I started studying medecine /facepalm
WHY SO INVISIBLE?

Surgeons can get so violent on pathologists XD ( from the little experience I could get in the surgery deptarments I slacked off in , it was pretty hilarious : their samples were really ridiculous )

Also, Kumajirou's "Doctor Who?"  was an attempt at a Doctor Who reference ( at least I tried )

( Please get a nosebleed at how fucking sexy that microscope and centrifuge are plz.  ( ﾟヮﾟ) )

Okay, now there is a drawing I wish I wasn't so damn tired when I did it.



(I totally forgot to clean it, and I am too lazy to do so now OTZ I wish i made his nose bigger too)

Ivan is the orthopedic! Orthopedic surgeons are fucking hardcore .... it's a real gross surgery ( not in a negative way, it's just that they ain't doing fine and precise surgery with their saws and awesome drills （・∀・） ) 

Yao is so old he needs a knee replacement *stupid teehee*  and the " Mr.Wang expressed the will not to use morphin because of some family issues " is a reference to my previous Hetamed featuring Yao :D That joke was a reference to the Opium Wars heh

The jackhammer was supposed at first to be a reference to Stakhanov, but then it became less obvious the more I was drawing it ಥ_ಥ Let's hope some people will remember him from their secondary school History classes ( man that was long ago ... /feels old )

I'm proud to say I drew that freaking knee profile X rays image on my own ( lol that's not really a thing to be proud of... meh )

Of course you can guess that Yao pretty much lost his leg in an awful way ( it's okay, old jii-jii is still immortal he will get an automail or something and look like Edward Elric in FMA  /dork ) Yao wanted revenge .

And Yao is a manipulative bastard ( ﾟヮﾟ) :



Korea is the fabulous plastic surgeon.    ( that needed at least some sparkles ) And Ulzzang really originated from him ( just type Ulzzang in Google image search, and you'll know why Ivan became like this )

My drawing style is pretty inconsistent. My bad, Russia  never looks the same way every time I'm trying to draw him ... OTZ

Ivan without his big nose really looks like some tall Tino ( Berwald will get so confused now )

Yong Soo died an awful death  ( don't worry, nii nii will resurrect him, or maybe not) But Ivan was still a ikemen. He couldn't even Kol-Kol without looking hot like a Korean barbecue. He decided to go and consult a second plastic surgeon :



Ô Thailand, why are your transexual men so pretty ? LOL .... drawing boobs was a trauma for me... putting the Shinatty censors was even worse ( blame ctcsherry  for the boobs censors idea )

Ivan without his nose looks like Tino, and Tino with boobies looks like Ukraine ( oh dear, now Canada will be confused here Σ(゜д゜;) ) Also I drew an invisible cleavage  for Canada to sink in ( perfect boobies trap, Ivan )

While drawing Thailand, I was listenning to a Thai song that pictures my mental image of Thailand ( for all the Thai people out there : are you all that chillax ? if so, I want to go there and frolic on the beach too :D ) :

SABAI SABAIIII ~~

That afro hair dude is just so freaking Fabulous <3

I could have drawn what happened to Thailand next, but I watched all the Kara no Kyoukai movies this last two days, so I would rather not draw something gruesome at the moment  /Idiot

Phew, that's it for the Hetameds! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed doing them hehehe and let's hope that pathologists will be less invisible ( lol )

Onto the Oceania dumpage : I love naked men and animals LOL ( random statement ahead ) :



Surfing with a creepy Koala, just how fucking cooler can Aussie be? XD I want to go to Australia and see for myself if Koalas are really that mean and aggressive (  lol I might die in the process )

I'm also a huge fag for Kiwi birds, so I drew a New Zealand OC in the spur of the moment . I really like Maori culture <3 ( partly because they fucking scared the shit out of UK back then  LOL my French side had a relapse here )



Tilt your head anti clock-wise and you'll see that his tatoo looks like a kiwi bird HURRR  Okay, i must confess it was not intentional. WHATEVER :D

Kiwi birds are so cuuuuute <3 Also, i want NZ and Aussie to get brows bros romance （´∀｀）

That's it for the huge post :D I hope you liked it !

If you wanna see my other Hetameds ( and other works ) you can check out my da !

CHEERIOS MY CUTIE PIES! *le wink*

Comments

[wamyne.livejournal.com]

I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO WRITE A CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

BUT WHY THAT RANDOM MUSICAL EVENT, WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY???

<3

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

LOL I KNOW RIGHT

THAT'S THE THAILAND-EFFECT

IT'S HIGHLY DESTRUCTIVE ( and fabulous )

[adriana-linkinp.livejournal.com]

Poor Matty. xD Of course he'd have the most overlooked job of all. I mean, those biopsies are important!

I made many embarrassing noises while looking at your Hetameds. X3 Checking out the rest!

Med students ftw! *brofist*

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

His job is like the most important ever, yet people just can't help forgetting about them OTZ

;) I'll gladly take those noises as cookies LOL

*BROFIST* HELL YEAH YOU KNEW WHAT A PATHOLOGIST WAS BEFOREHAND /dork

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

I find it highly amusing that one of Ivan's boobs is larger than the other.

/flee

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

LOL I swear I tried to make them symmetrical *sob*

First time i drew boobs :D

[plushielover177.livejournal.com]

LOL @ Dr.Who!

Russia is not Russia without his big nose. :C Since when do headbands come with breast-implants?

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Yeah Russia ain't Russia without THE nose. that's why he killed Korea. LOL

Hairbands come with breast-implants because Thailand is fabulous enough to add his perfectionist touch <3

[rai-kai-lai.livejournal.com]

/fawns over Aussie and NZ.

NZ needs more love. Seriously. And people need to stop saying we're part of Aus. Seriously. Our Maori are a crap load more awesome than the Abos. /enjoys scaring the crap out of other people with Maori stuff. >w<

The kiwi is so cute as well.q

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

<3 NZ

I'm glad you liked him ohohoh 8D

NZ must not become like Canada LOL

[dilemina.livejournal.com]

Oh my god...this is hilarious. XD

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

8D TEEHEEE

<3

[simplistic-star.livejournal.com]

your New Zealand oc looks so cool o_o I really want to visit New Zealand one day...

oh dear i laughed so hard. Korea being a plastic surgeon fits soooooooo well. And Thailand LOLLLLLLLL. What's with these Asians. xDDDDDDDDD Asiamed. It would be awesome.

Korea...Thailand....you will not be forgotten. xDDD Nini can use some ancient healing method...the power of the dragon or something. lol wut

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Asian meds are the craziest ahahah XD

Nii Nii will use some secret Tiger's testicles infusion to resurrect them ( lol it's almost 3am for me OTZ )

Damn, I want to visit NZ too! it looks so damn gorgeous!

[heyheyho.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS POST
DID YOU KNOW THAT
*has nothing useful to say*

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

XD THANK YOU <3

[piratelicker.livejournal.com]

AWWW FUDDGEE lol I'm half-Thai and that song is probably the only Thai song I sorta know OTL Never thought I'd hear it again lololol

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

I'm not even Thai and I got to know it ahahah idk is it like the secret national anthem of Thailand? XD

[adasif.livejournal.com]

Have cookies m'dear *makes it rain cookies*

Koala's aren't as rabid as Australian's one (I will always maintain that Australia's koala is pissed because it has been desexed). Kangaroos are evilly stupid and emus have a few problems going on... Australian animals, most of them are pernamently pissed.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

lol Holy crap WHY? *MASSIVE SOB*

[nivell.livejournal.com]

OH my fucking god, that was hilarious!

I'm not Thai but I lived in the southern part of Thailand for over three years and yes, the people there are chill as hell and the beaches are so goddamn awesome. The beach that I lived next to had its own little Mermaid sculpture (ala Denmark's) lol.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

OMG MUST GO THERE NOW

<3 I must meet that afro hair dude :D

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

NO BECOME A PATHOLOGIST WE NEED YOU!!!

YOU HAVE THE GREASTEST SCHEDULE EVER like 9am to 6pm? c'mon that's the greatest you'll be able to get in med OTZ

XD Thank you so much dear !

[theycallitrose.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAAHA HOLYCRAP
that song is super old
but its a nice song
and....i guess we're chillaxed like that...but it doesnt mean we cant get pissed
imagine it sort of like russia...smiling while pissed...XD

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Ahahah oh man Thailand easy going-ness never ceases to amaze me

Even pissed he would go Sabai sabaiiii while slapping someone ( OTZ lol nevermind me )

;)

[supanee.livejournal.com]

hahahaha I hope Thai-san is alright!I love your idea.^O^ I'm Thai and happy to see Thai-san from you.Thank you very much~~~~
and, If you're have time please come to visit to Thailand's beach.It's so beautiful~~~and If you have many time please draw fanart about Thai-san and Ivan-sama again~~~,,>V<,,

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Thai will always be alright because he's all " sabai sabai" LOL XD

I'm super glad that you liked thai-san ! it was really fun drawing him :D

Ohohoh I would love to visit Thailand and eat tons of good Thai food hmmmm Thai food *drools*

[seatapp.livejournal.com]

*hysterical laughter* Oh my god, poor Ivan...!

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

He would have been better off with his chubby face and big sexy and manly nose <3

[kia-kirkland.livejournal.com]

OH, KOREA. ♥

New Zealand's lookin' pretty cool, too.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

MAN I CAME TO FAG OVER KOREA LIKE NEVER WHEN I DREW THIS XD I want to draw him doing a break dance battle with Japan now LOL

Ohohoh I'm happy to hear that you liked my NZ ( naked man + cute animal = better than chocolate HURRR )

[all-thy-bosoms.livejournal.com]

I lol'd
Really hard
At "Fabulous Plastic Surgeon."

I just thought you should know. I'm going back to figuring out why I only have boob-themed RP journals now.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Hmmm boobies.... they're soft like meat buns .... hmmmm

It's totally okay to have boob-themed RP journals, boobs are love.

Hmmmm

/dork

[aluox.livejournal.com]

FFFF ILU

Yeah we're totally Chillax most of the time =u=

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

FFF ILU TOO FOR FINDING THIS POST IN THE FLOOD OF POSTS HERE

Man, so many testimonies of Chillax Thai people. Guess I will try to go to Thailand really soon XD

[doctornapat.livejournal.com]

I only wish I were that chill. Guess I'm the minority. ^^

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

It's okay, the country needs cool headed people too :D

[fourteen-kites.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't I late to this. OTL

BUT THE FABULOUS PLASTIC SURGEON(S). OH GOD YES, KOREA AND THAILAAAND. <333 Y SO APPROPRIATE.

AND. New Zealand. Your kiwi is so freaking cute! ;w; (I didn't think koalas are really that aggressive - I mean, their like Australia's eqivalent of a sloth. Or a panda, a panda! - but they do look kindaaaaa... scowly? XD)

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

It's okay I KIND OF LOVE HOW LATE YOU ALWAYS ARE hehehe <3

Wow I so glad you like these ! I must confess I was loving Korea and Thailand more and more after this XD

Kiwis are sooo cuuute !!(*add stupid voice here* ) they look so fluffy and dorky *3*

Idk my mental image of a koala was also that of a freaking lazy animal ahaha but one of my friend told me her dad got attacked by a koala LOL