[Fanart] Hetameds + Oceania dumpage

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Title: Hetameds and random Oceania dump
Author/Artist: Weirdpika
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada, Russia, China's knee, South Korea, Thailand, Australia
Rating: it might scare you. or not.
Summary: Medical madness ahead. And Russia has boobies.





Okay let's start by the invisible med : I named Dr.Williams in da place hurfhurf  ;)  Canada is the anatomical pathologist! ( and then you're like " who?" )




Basically, pathologists are essential to every doctor. Yet they're so invisible ... If you don't know what Anatomical Pathology is, it's okay, I didn't even know it existed when I started studying medecine /facepalm
WHY SO INVISIBLE?

Surgeons can get so violent on pathologists XD ( from the little experience I could get in the surgery deptarments I slacked off in , it was pretty hilarious : their samples were really ridiculous )

Also, Kumajirou's "Doctor Who?"  was an attempt at a Doctor Who reference ( at least I tried )

( Please get a nosebleed at how fucking sexy that microscope and centrifuge are plz.  ( ﾟヮﾟ) )

Okay, now there is a drawing I wish I wasn't so damn tired when I did it.



(I totally forgot to clean it, and I am too lazy to do so now OTZ I wish i made his nose bigger too)

Ivan is the orthopedic! Orthopedic surgeons are fucking hardcore .... it's a real gross surgery ( not in a negative way, it's just that they ain't doing fine and precise surgery with their saws and awesome drills （・∀・） ) 

Yao is so old he needs a knee replacement *stupid teehee*  and the " Mr.Wang expressed the will not to use morphin because of some family issues " is a reference to my previous Hetamed featuring Yao :D That joke was a reference to the Opium Wars heh

The jackhammer was supposed at first to be a reference to Stakhanov, but then it became less obvious the more I was drawing it ಥ_ಥ Let's hope some people will remember him from their secondary school History classes ( man that was long ago ... /feels old )

I'm proud to say I drew that freaking knee profile X rays image on my own ( lol that's not really a thing to be proud of... meh )

Of course you can guess that Yao pretty much lost his leg in an awful way ( it's okay, old jii-jii is still immortal he will get an automail or something and look like Edward Elric in FMA  /dork ) Yao wanted revenge .

And Yao is a manipulative bastard ( ﾟヮﾟ) :



Korea is the fabulous plastic surgeon.    ( that needed at least some sparkles ) And Ulzzang really originated from him ( just type Ulzzang in Google image search, and you'll know why Ivan became like this )

My drawing style is pretty inconsistent. My bad, Russia  never looks the same way every time I'm trying to draw him ... OTZ

Ivan without his big nose really looks like some tall Tino ( Berwald will get so confused now )

Yong Soo died an awful death  ( don't worry, nii nii will resurrect him, or maybe not) But Ivan was still a ikemen. He couldn't even Kol-Kol without looking hot like a Korean barbecue. He decided to go and consult a second plastic surgeon :



Ô Thailand, why are your transexual men so pretty ? LOL .... drawing boobs was a trauma for me... putting the Shinatty censors was even worse ( blame ctcsherry  for the boobs censors idea )

Ivan without his nose looks like Tino, and Tino with boobies looks like Ukraine ( oh dear, now Canada will be confused here Σ(゜д゜;) ) Also I drew an invisible cleavage  for Canada to sink in ( perfect boobies trap, Ivan )

While drawing Thailand, I was listenning to a Thai song that pictures my mental image of Thailand ( for all the Thai people out there : are you all that chillax ? if so, I want to go there and frolic on the beach too :D ) :

SABAI SABAIIII ~~

That afro hair dude is just so freaking Fabulous <3

I could have drawn what happened to Thailand next, but I watched all the Kara no Kyoukai movies this last two days, so I would rather not draw something gruesome at the moment  /Idiot

Phew, that's it for the Hetameds! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed doing them hehehe and let's hope that pathologists will be less invisible ( lol )

Onto the Oceania dumpage : I love naked men and animals LOL ( random statement ahead ) :



Surfing with a creepy Koala, just how fucking cooler can Aussie be? XD I want to go to Australia and see for myself if Koalas are really that mean and aggressive (  lol I might die in the process )

I'm also a huge fag for Kiwi birds, so I drew a New Zealand OC in the spur of the moment . I really like Maori culture <3 ( partly because they fucking scared the shit out of UK back then  LOL my French side had a relapse here )



Tilt your head anti clock-wise and you'll see that his tatoo looks like a kiwi bird HURRR  Okay, i must confess it was not intentional. WHATEVER :D

Kiwi birds are so cuuuuute <3 Also, i want NZ and Aussie to get brows bros romance （´∀｀）

That's it for the huge post :D I hope you liked it !

If you wanna see my other Hetameds ( and other works ) you can check out my da !

CHEERIOS MY CUTIE PIES! *le wink*