[Discussion] What is your personal head canon on Hetalia?

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

I had been reading fanfics all night yesterday and it just got me thinking of all the new head canons I made for myself. In case you don't know head canons are ideas and theories that are not official in a series but they make sense in your mind and act as imaginary facts :P Most of my head canon is gathered from fanfics... because I have no life.

For example some of mine are that:
- England is a huge fan of Simon Cowell and Harry Potter.
- In Austria's spare time he stands in front of the mirror naked and admires his manry Arnold Schwarzenegger-like muscles.
- Spain has a evil bastard side he keeps hidden from when he conquered the Aztecs.
- There used to be a Native American-tan before the Europeans arrived but he/she died and was replaced with baby America. Same thing with Canada.

Anyways I just wanted to hear some of other people's head canons. So... yeah :U

Comments

[kenichi-bokushi.livejournal.com]

Sweden can make ANYTHING with a hammer, and I mean ANYTHING. Even food. EDIBLE food.

Finland is a closet punk rocker, but he keeps it hidden most of the time out of fear of what others would think of him if they knew. He also likes to direct music videos, but his videos often turn out as bizarre as the names he gives things. (referring to the "I Want To Love You Tender" and "Party 4 Love" music videos)

Austria secretly enjoys toilet humour but would never admit it. (referring to the "Lick My Arse" canons Mozart wrote)

Canada smokes weed. Being raised by an alcoholic and a sex addict will do that to you, I guess.

UK is not blood related to his former colonies, though he is blood related to Sealand.

Germany built and owned the first DVD player and the first DVD in the 1940s. (referring to the fact that he somehow had DVDs in World War II in the anime)

[rebornhayatofan.livejournal.com]

yes!!! england is a punck rocker!, i wonder why thay never show canada smoking weed, its vary stereotypic lol

[kenichi-bokushi.livejournal.com]

He is, as well ^_^ though he was for a time much more open about it than Finland was.

They probably couldn't get it past the censors, since Japan is VERY strict about drugs.

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THE LICK MY ARSE THING.
I always tell my real life friends the exact same thing and they say I'm sick. But when I said it in an Hetalia RP people thought it was brilliant.

I agree with you on the Canada smoking weed thing. That's how he imagines Kumajirou talking.

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

Wtf why did I say the word "thing" in each sentence.

[kenichi-bokushi.livejournal.com]

IT ARE FACT. They have the sheet music online, but his wife censored it after his death before it got to the publishers, so it doesn't have the original lyrics. >_< (I had UK sort of embarrass Austria with those songs in an RP.)

Now that you mention it, I wonder if Kumajirou himself is a mere hallucionation ... though that would explain how he spends entire weekends just staring at Kumajirou.