[Discussion] What is your personal head canon on Hetalia?

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

I had been reading fanfics all night yesterday and it just got me thinking of all the new head canons I made for myself. In case you don't know head canons are ideas and theories that are not official in a series but they make sense in your mind and act as imaginary facts :P Most of my head canon is gathered from fanfics... because I have no life.

For example some of mine are that:
- England is a huge fan of Simon Cowell and Harry Potter.
- In Austria's spare time he stands in front of the mirror naked and admires his manry Arnold Schwarzenegger-like muscles.
- Spain has a evil bastard side he keeps hidden from when he conquered the Aztecs.
- There used to be a Native American-tan before the Europeans arrived but he/she died and was replaced with baby America. Same thing with Canada.

Anyways I just wanted to hear some of other people's head canons. So... yeah :U

Comments

[bisouspapillon.livejournal.com]

Lithuania likes Cheez-its.
Don't ask questions.

[keikanas.livejournal.com]

In my heart, I like to think that Prussia's bird is the spirit of Old Fritz, watching over him.

I just made that sound really corny I'M SORRY

[keikanas.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

[sseidyloh.livejournal.com]

ehh... Prussia doesn't like sausage. I don't know why, he just doesn't. And he's an alcoholic. Sweden likes chocolate. *dies*

[sseidyloh.livejournal.com]

I can see that... LOLZ!

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

NOO NOOOO THAT'S BRILLIANT. I never thought of that. This is going into my head canon now ;3;

[badlucktuckxl.livejournal.com]

Italy likes to eat pasta Goddamn it.

Um...Germany secretly likes to wear lederhosen.

America is a semi-closet gangster.

I honestly don't know ^^;

[sseidyloh.livejournal.com]

That makes sence to me. My cousin thinks his dog Oscar (yes, it's weiner dog) is the spirt of my great-uncle Harold. Creppy, no?

[extremlygirly.livejournal.com]

Alfred and Matthew were born to the earth and their coloration were the same, earning them a status as Sacred warrior twins to the natives. Unfortunately they were separated when young by a raid and both twins were in so much pain they forced themselves to forget.

Alfred not only raised 50 state tans, but he also takes time out of his life to visit them every year. He starts in Maine and heads up and down until he hits the coast then hops to Alaska and then spends a month on Hawaii's couch. Sometimes he drags matt along

Matt also does this for his Provinces. Only he visits them during Hockey season. He never brings Al along.

Al, Matt, and a couple of other countries, play Dnd every week. It helps them forget their problems. Al is a Paladin and Matt is a rouge.

France has a crush on England but know it will never get far.
Umm So many more.

[extremlygirly.livejournal.com]

d'aww I join you in that

[iwillbite.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, I LOLed hard at Austria Schwarzenegger xD
I don't have any really, more than, I guess, that Norway got a little-brother-syndrome (always wanting to be better on everything, beating big brother is more important than the actual result. All while big brother is just as proud when his little brother win) on Sweden. Which isn't really headcanon, cause Norweigians do xD

[jaydestarlight.livejournal.com]

I think America uses different accents for different emotions. For example, when he's nervous, he talks really fast and kind of like a valley girl.

America's also afraid of bees, hates birds and is allergic to cats.

Canada is secretly a great singer.

(oh god, i hope i don't sound too idiotic...)

[kenichi-bokushi.livejournal.com]

Sweden can make ANYTHING with a hammer, and I mean ANYTHING. Even food. EDIBLE food.

Finland is a closet punk rocker, but he keeps it hidden most of the time out of fear of what others would think of him if they knew. He also likes to direct music videos, but his videos often turn out as bizarre as the names he gives things. (referring to the "I Want To Love You Tender" and "Party 4 Love" music videos)

Austria secretly enjoys toilet humour but would never admit it. (referring to the "Lick My Arse" canons Mozart wrote)

Canada smokes weed. Being raised by an alcoholic and a sex addict will do that to you, I guess.

UK is not blood related to his former colonies, though he is blood related to Sealand.

Germany built and owned the first DVD player and the first DVD in the 1940s. (referring to the fact that he somehow had DVDs in World War II in the anime)

[kimchiandtofu.livejournal.com]

Arthur's favorite playwright is Oscar Wilde and he is a die-hard Elton John fan. He collects antique china and can launch into (drunken) raptures about a cow-creamer. Oh. And he loves P.G. Wodehouse's writing XD
This stuff has been fermenting in my mind forever.
Francis is secretly jealous of Belgium for being the native country of Hercule Poirot. Arthur's role model was Jane Marple.
Roderich is jealous of Feliks for being the home of Chopin.

[rebornhayatofan.livejournal.com]

Switzerland has sex with his gun (don't ask its hot you know it >_<)

Belarus uses ivans water pipe for 'other' things

Canada plays hockey

Denmark is friends with Prussia and they act the same

Romano watched katekyo hitman reborn (FTW)

Prussia punched Hitler in the face (im utterly convinced after an epic dream i had)

AND last but not least, Germany is really into bestiality (i think they even prove that in hetalia XD)

[jaydestarlight.livejournal.com]

LOLing forever at Germany secretly liking to wear lederhosen.

[starfire5726.livejournal.com]

Italy and Poland are shopping and gossip buddies. They hang out and talk about their men every other weekend.
Prussia and Sealand are BFFs and bond over their I'm-not-really-a-nation-ness.
Poland is secretly Germania's man-baby.

[rebornhayatofan.livejournal.com]

yes!!! england is a punck rocker!, i wonder why thay never show canada smoking weed, its vary stereotypic lol

[jasper-child.livejournal.com]

England is was a Magnificent Bastard and did not break down during the Revolution. >_> As much as I liked love the 'Cleaning out the Storage Closet' segment, I can never really like the idea of England crying in that situation. If anything America imagined that scene because it really upset the poor kid that much.

I would rather England cry in his private study afterward 'cause he's tough like that. England also holds pagan beliefs he's just that awesome

America is an avid reader of his own literature (but avoids talking about it) and even enjoys a few pieces of English literature.

Uhm... I can't think of many other things off the top of my head.

Oh! America is not an idiot.... -face palm- He's... not an idiot...he just doesn't care at all. He's great with hands on projects and really likes to tinker around with everything... but at heart he's a real mechanic~

[konstantya.livejournal.com]

I always think of Austria as the sort of tall, thin type (which isn't to say he can't spontaneously grow manry, Arnold Schwarzenegger-like muscles at will. XD). On a more serious note, I see him as having quite a dominating personality, it's just buried under fifty miles of polite manners. (I mean, come on, the guy built up an entire empire--there has to be something power-hungry about him.)

I'd also like to think this is what Sweden sings (and acts like) when drunk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnaeImQ0TSg

[kenichi-bokushi.livejournal.com]

He is, as well ^_^ though he was for a time much more open about it than Finland was.

They probably couldn't get it past the censors, since Japan is VERY strict about drugs.

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD THE LICK MY ARSE THING.
I always tell my real life friends the exact same thing and they say I'm sick. But when I said it in an Hetalia RP people thought it was brilliant.

I agree with you on the Canada smoking weed thing. That's how he imagines Kumajirou talking.

[jessicamee.livejournal.com]

Alfred secretly fangirls over Twilight.

(I'm sorry, I can't help it. >.<)

Also, Italy has attempted to have sex with pasta.

[dajra.livejournal.com]

I have to agree with the Native American-tan, but I always imagine her like Al's mommy. :3

France likes to fool around because he'll never take any relationship seriously after Joan died. Kinda like a promise to himself. C:

Italy is TOTALLY seme to Germany, but he let's Germany take the lead because he likes to let Germany feel manly. 8D

My head canons are lame. XD They mix together with real canon in my mind and I can't tell them apart anymore. XD I know I have more than this.

[jasper-child.livejournal.com]

o///o That is so cute~