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Title: Hey Baby, Do You Want To Touch My... Missiles?
Length: 4,000 words
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Swearing and and really terrible Cold War euphemisms
Genre: crack, what the fuck are you on god's sake
Characters, Pairings: Prussia/Germany
Summary: Mm yeah, that's just how the GDR rolls, baby.
Notes: Filled for the Hetalia Kink Meme. Original request: "
Prussia/Germany - Seduction: Cold War. While at a meeting, East Germany begins seducing West Germany in the hall, telling him to come over to the 'fun side' of the Iron Curtain. West Germany is completely into his former brother's dirty talk until his allies come looking for him.
MAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW. I REALLY DON'T.
There's history here. Vaguely. I won't even bother with sources, nothing makes sense anymore.
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