OH GOD I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK.

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

Artist: meltedpeep
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Germany, Turkey
Rating: PG-13ish?
Warnings: Dirty language! >:O
Summary: So, uh, truth be told, I more or less avoided Hetalia for a good while, mainly because I love my crazy history and was worried all the slash would overshadow that and somehow make it less lulzy for me. And then I found out that Turkey was a gigantic stud in a silly hat.

...Damnit, I'm shallow.




Turkey keeps gradually moving his stuff over to Germany's place, to the point that they're now practically roommates (ironically enough, Germany is the liberal one). They have their fair share of squabbles, but so far it's worked out alright since Germany's come a long way in controlling his temper. Plus Turkey makes delicious food. :D

Mmm, döner.



...I'm so sorry if I've offended everyone everywhere. XD

Comments

[atiko.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, YOU REALLY DID IT. *lols*

Turkey can totally blackmail its way into the EU by threatening to take all döner away. D= and then Germany will have a nervous breakdown

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. I'll have you know I was looking forward to having a life this semester. D:

Oh god, it probably could. And Germany would be all like, "W-whatever, we've still got currywurst! And chocolate cake and, uh, sauerkraut, and...leberkäse...
Goddamnit Turkey give us back our döner. >_>;"

It's a complex relationship.

[atiko.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands* Well I can't suffer from Hetalitis all on my own now can I? :D

(btw, did you know döner isn't even originally from Turkey, but a dish Turks
invented AFTER coming to Germany? Like... "guys, your food is made of fail. we'll help you out". So unless it was re-exported back to Turkey, people there don't even know it. xD)

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a venereal disease. OH JOY.

(Ahahaha. I'd assumed it was some sort of dubiously authentic mish-mosh like American Chinese food or Tex-Mex, but that's just...all kinds of special. XD That's like Germany loving and religiously watching "Dinner For One" every year while the UK's just like..."What? :D" Y'all are wacky.)

[atiko.livejournal.com]

That's like Germany loving and religiously watching "Dinner For One" every year while the UK's just like "What? :D"

*hand twitches uncontrollably towards pencil*
Nnnnnnooooo... I mustn't... nonoNOOOO I HATE YOU!

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

(Probably Bavaria. :[)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO PEER PRESSURE OMG.

[atiko.livejournal.com]

(Oooh. When in doubt, blame Bavaria. You have learnedt well, young padawan.)



THERE YOU HAVE UR CRAPPY OOC DOODLE AND YEAH THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GERMANY AND UK, DESPITE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Mind = geblowed.

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

THE SAME PROCEDURE AS EVERY YEAR, JAMES!

THIS IS WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND TOTALLY IC. BEHIND THAT PRAGMATIC FACADE LURKS THE MOST ADORABLY BLATANT SENSE OF HUMOR EVER. HE'S JUST AFRAID TO SHOW IT BECAUSE IT'S TOO CUTE AND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES JUST GET OFFENDED WHEN HE TRIES TO USE SARCASM LIKE THEM. XD;