OH GOD I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK.

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

Artist: meltedpeep
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Germany, Turkey
Rating: PG-13ish?
Warnings: Dirty language! >:O
Summary: So, uh, truth be told, I more or less avoided Hetalia for a good while, mainly because I love my crazy history and was worried all the slash would overshadow that and somehow make it less lulzy for me. And then I found out that Turkey was a gigantic stud in a silly hat.

...Damnit, I'm shallow.




Turkey keeps gradually moving his stuff over to Germany's place, to the point that they're now practically roommates (ironically enough, Germany is the liberal one). They have their fair share of squabbles, but so far it's worked out alright since Germany's come a long way in controlling his temper. Plus Turkey makes delicious food. :D

Mmm, döner.



...I'm so sorry if I've offended everyone everywhere. XD

Comments

[bolshevists.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if someone would ever touch on Germany and Turkey's current relationship. But man, there is döner EVERYWHERE there. It's like frikkin' Starbucks or something. You walk through German streets and just see POLES OF MEAT.

[cookie-faerie.livejournal.com]

...."Poles of meat"

...I...no. It's too easy. I can't.


..................................XD

[bolshevists.livejournal.com]

....w-well. Those Germans, you know.

[cookie-faerie.livejournal.com]

Oh boy, do I. XD

[redstars.livejournal.com]

That was something I didn't think I'd ever hear. xD

[sugaryinsanity.livejournal.com]

"POLES OF MEAT"... And I immediately thought of non-existent Romania. OTL;;;
(thanks a lot to my heritage that is Count Dracula rofl)

When, oh when will you appear next Romania ; A ; (it'll probably be a girl so that Hungry and Romania can cat-fight) XDDDD

[shilian0.livejournal.com]

i was thinking it would be a creepy guy with long cloak and long tusks XDD

[sugaryinsanity.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a walrus... In a dress. :|

*SHOT*

[shilian0.livejournal.com]

;_; in my intention he was supposed to be moar vampire- than walrusindress- like :<

[sugaryinsanity.livejournal.com]

Ah no! I meant that in the nicest way possible~ Walruses in dresses are hott... XDDDD

<33333

[sei-kou-ki.livejournal.com]

And then I found out that Turkey was a gigantic stud in a silly hat. I know, right. I knooooow.

AHAHA, this was ace by the way. OM NOM NOM NOM

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

AKDSHSHJAGD HOLY JESUS IT'S YOU.

The internets, they are small.

[sei-kou-ki.livejournal.com]

....

..........


.....SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM ANTHROPOMORPHIC COUNTRIES. I. I didn't even realize, but now that I do, it -- it so. It's so meant to be. MEANING, HELLO.

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

BOY HOWDY I SURE DO LOVE 'EM HOW BOUT YOU.

Man. I jump fandoms and countries a couple of times over and we still manage to bump into each other. COULD IT BE THAT WE ARE SOULMATES?!?!!1



(No.:|)

[sei-kou-ki.livejournal.com]

Clearly, we've just been Internet magnets charged with opposite polarities without knowing it THIS ENTIRE TIME. ... Or something equally logical.

GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE WELL. Drawing grumpy Germans and Turks in silly hats.

[atiko.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, YOU REALLY DID IT. *lols*

Turkey can totally blackmail its way into the EU by threatening to take all döner away. D= and then Germany will have a nervous breakdown

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

ZOMG, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT. I'll have you know I was looking forward to having a life this semester. D:

Oh god, it probably could. And Germany would be all like, "W-whatever, we've still got currywurst! And chocolate cake and, uh, sauerkraut, and...leberkäse...
Goddamnit Turkey give us back our döner. >_>;"

It's a complex relationship.

[atiko.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands* Well I can't suffer from Hetalitis all on my own now can I? :D

(btw, did you know döner isn't even originally from Turkey, but a dish Turks
invented AFTER coming to Germany? Like... "guys, your food is made of fail. we'll help you out". So unless it was re-exported back to Turkey, people there don't even know it. xD)

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a venereal disease. OH JOY.

(Ahahaha. I'd assumed it was some sort of dubiously authentic mish-mosh like American Chinese food or Tex-Mex, but that's just...all kinds of special. XD That's like Germany loving and religiously watching "Dinner For One" every year while the UK's just like..."What? :D" Y'all are wacky.)

[atiko.livejournal.com]

That's like Germany loving and religiously watching "Dinner For One" every year while the UK's just like "What? :D"

*hand twitches uncontrollably towards pencil*
Nnnnnnooooo... I mustn't... nonoNOOOO I HATE YOU!

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

(Probably Bavaria. :[)

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO PEER PRESSURE OMG.

[atiko.livejournal.com]

(Oooh. When in doubt, blame Bavaria. You have learnedt well, young padawan.)



THERE YOU HAVE UR CRAPPY OOC DOODLE AND YEAH THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE GERMANY AND UK, DESPITE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

Mind = geblowed.

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

THE SAME PROCEDURE AS EVERY YEAR, JAMES!

THIS IS WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND TOTALLY IC. BEHIND THAT PRAGMATIC FACADE LURKS THE MOST ADORABLY BLATANT SENSE OF HUMOR EVER. HE'S JUST AFRAID TO SHOW IT BECAUSE IT'S TOO CUTE AND ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES JUST GET OFFENDED WHEN HE TRIES TO USE SARCASM LIKE THEM. XD;

[picnicbird.livejournal.com]

There is seriously so much potential for both of these guys in general -- not to mention the influx of Turkish migrant workers in Germany, the consequent 'GRRR GET OUT OF HERE' and -- yes.

[t3nsa1.livejournal.com]

Hehe That is awesome!

[srs99d-s2am.livejournal.com]

No words for how happy that made me. And it's so true. SOMEBODY FINALLY DID IT. (And I hear you on the "mmm, döner" - it's fast food number one for a reason.)

Also, yay manly men with destructive temper! <3

[steampuppet.livejournal.com]

Brilliant XD I was so going to draw some Turkey and Germany stuff (like the mosque they are now building in Cologne), but yours is even better...
We need more of them, definately!

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you! I've had this...odd affinity for Turkey for a while now, and finding a fabulously dressed little caricature thereof to doodle makes me happy. :3 I fully support the idea of more Germany/Turkey bickering odd couple BFF-only-not adventures 'round here.

[miraizu.livejournal.com]

*late*

I ... have to agree with Germany. These Turkish hip-hoppers annoy me so much. XD

Other than that, love that. It's so true. :D

[naoko-k.livejournal.com]

toooo realistic to be true ;o;

[relker.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes it does.

There is a very decided lack of döner in America.