hetalia | [Fanfic] In Which Romano Falls From Trees

Title: In Which Romano Falls From Trees
Characters: France, Spain, Prussia, S. Italy
Rating: K +9
Summary: S. Italy will go to any means to escape France's grabby clutches.
Warning: Mild language.

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Francis: You ahr just like us, Antonio! *drapes an arm across his shoulders, chuckling* You cannot fool anyone.

Antonio: *still red in the face* I've matured since school!

Francis: Oh, oui! You 'ave, 'aven't you? *eyes travel south*

Antonio: Francis! *instinctually covers himself*

Francis: *laughs throatily* Hoh hoh hoh, you ahr blusheeng, mon petite amie!

Antonio: Well, of course I am! *glances over, trying to move out from under Francis's arm* I know where you let your thoughts wander, and I don't want to be in them!

Francis: *leans on Gilbert's shoulder, laughing at Antonio with half-lidded eyes* You need to ghrow up a leetle if you want to keep being a powahful countree!

Antonio: I am a powerful country! I have Rome and God as my most powerful allies.

Gilbert: Feh. God. Men can only count on themselves.

(While he grew up Catholic and then converted to Protestantism, Prussia believes in only two things: his military and his awesomeness. He isn't, by any means, religious. While Spain, often took his beliefs a bit too far ...)

Romano: *saunters by, a basket of tomatoes under his arm* Sì, la Spagna è noci. (Yeah, Spain's nuts.) *spots Francis and screams, showering tomatoes everywhere* It's France! Aiutami, idiota!

Antonio: Ah ... Romano, what are you screaming like a woman for? Francis is a friend. He won't hurt you. (*is completely oblivious to the other reasons Romano could be screaming*)

Romano: (trembling under Spain's coattails) Get him out of here, si bastardo!

Antonio: *glances down at Romano trembling underfoot* Romano, you're being silly!

Gilbert: Ja, besides, Francis is a lover, not a fighter. *laughcough*

Francis: C'est true! I only want to spread my love to you, not keel you, or anysing av za sort. *bends down to Romano, offering a hand*

Romano: *zips out from Antonio's coattails, fleeing up a tree* AIYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

Gilbert: Oi ... *puts a hand to his brow and watches him take flight* He's a quick little guy.

*the tree shakes, green leaves fluttering to the ground*

Antonio: *walks under the tree, and looks up its trunk* Romano! Please come down! It's not safe for you to be up that high! *brows furrow with worry*

Romano: (from somewhere in the leaves) Get'a rid of that horny toad, and I'll-a come down! I can stay up'a here all day!

Antonio: *sighs, caught in a crossroads at what to do*

Romano: *foot slips on a branch as he tries to climb higher* Aiutoooooooooooooo! *comes crashing down, his head and limbs smashing against the enormous tree*

Antonio: Ah! Romano! *moves forward, trying to get under him, as he watches helplessly, his stomach in knots as Romano comes clashing further and further down*

Romano: *flings his arms around a branch, knocking the wind out of himself as he jerks to a halt, mid-fall; wheezes, trying to catch his breath*

Antonio: Romano! Stay right there, I'm coming to get you! *looks over at Francis and Gilbert* Help me up!

Francis: *glances at Gilbert, giving a shrug, before sauntering over to Antonio's side*

Romano: No! Not him! Oh, noooooooo~! *scrambles, his arms slipping, before falling and crashing on top of Antonio*

Antonio: *coughs, as he tries to catch the breath that was knocked out of him, before sitting up, Romano in his arms* Hoh! Are you alright? You're not hurt anywhere, are you? *looks him over, holding him above his head to make sure he's okay*

Romano: Chikusho, sawaru na, kono yarou! *flails, flinching from his bruises*

Antonio: Ah ... *lowers him, his green eyes blinking, before he laughs* You're okay! *wraps him in a hug* I'm so glad ...

Gilbert: *coughs into his hand*

Romano: *squirms against him, cursing in Italian*

{Antonio, Gilbert played by albino_gil}
{Francis, Romano played by Me}