PocahontUSA and Germania Mania [FICS]

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Title: PocahontUSA
Author/Artist: ayumipants/pinup_pineapple
Character(s): America, England, Russia, N. Italy, Grandpa Rome, Canada, the Nordics, Latvia, Cuba, Prussia, Spain, France, and pretty much everyone else.
Pairing(s): A bit of America/England, but 'tis all in jest.
Rating: Somewhere between M and T. T+. Or M-.
Warnings: Excessive use of the word "bro" by America. Also, if you are easily offended, you probably don't want to read this.
Summary: A parody of the Disney movie, "Pocahontas." America doesn't want to marry Cuba, but will a mysterious settler from England help him find his true calling? We shall see, young ones. We shall see. Also, there are song parodies.

Looking stern, Sweden ripped off his shirt, exposing his rippling muscles of manhood. He dove into the swirling, tumbling ocean, and thrust through the wetness, until he reached his mate.

Title: Germania Mania!
Author/Artist: ayumipants/pinup_pineapple
Character(s): Literally everyone. But mostly Germania.
Pairing(s): Germania x Everyone.
Rating: T
Warnings: Germania has many lovers.
Summary: Germania has obviously not been appreciated enough by the pairing system present within the fandom. Therefore, this fanfic is composed of oneshots, each featuring Germania and his love affair with some beauty of a country. Every country is accounted for!

"I like naked men," said Ancient Greece. "Well, I'm wearing pants." "A problem we cannot solve."