http://misternewspaper.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] misternewspaper.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hetalia2011-01-27 10:18 am

Extra, Extra, Read All About It! A request for the com!

Hello countries, micronations, and the others of us who fit nicely in a box in the corner. It 'tis I, Mr. Newspaper, with a proposition for you all!



As many of you know, I represent the Austrian Newspaper (yes there are others but hush hush, details are not important here)! I am trying to do a series of newspaper articles about the nations, because while we THINK we know everything about them . . . do we really? It is my goal to expose the TRUTH about the world as we know it, one nation at a time!

And this is where you come in, lovely reader! As I do write for the people, I want to know what you want to hear! If you have any questions for the nations (and I do mean any questions) please don't hesitate to ask! I'll be certain to ask them the next time I run into that nation (which will probably be at the world meeting in late February. Mark it on your calenders, folks!).

So please, post your questions! I will ask ANYTHING, however embarrassing or as Mr. Austria calls it, "crude". You can ask innocent questions, too, but everyone loves to know the gossip, right?  All I ask is that you specify which country your question(s) is/are intended for so that I can file them away properly! You will, of course, get proper credit for your question/questions!

In advance I extend my deepest thanks,
Mr. Newspaper (Austrian Representative)

[[OOC Note: Yes, this is an actual project. Yes, I do actually want questions. Yes, I will be posting videos/transcripts of my interviews with nation cosplayers after the "World Conference" in February (aka Katsucon 2011). I really hope I can get some awesome questions to ask because quite frankly I am horrible at coming up with questions myself. XD; Thanks in advance! (and if this isn't allowed, mods, please feel free to take it down.)]]

[identity profile] megumi-asakura.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So, if I wanna ask...
Do I ask in your Livejournal?

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[identity profile] talis-art.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
<3 I'll be at Katsu, I hope I see you X3

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[identity profile] awfullybad.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask Japan why he was such a heartless monster /weep

[identity profile] thebookbug5.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask Hungary where she keeps her yoai doujins.

And then ask Poland if he seriously did paint his house pink.

Heheh, I love you too much Mr. Newspaper.

[identity profile] 8bit-oj.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Mr. Newspaper~

Can you ask America which countries he is on good terms with at the moment and if there are any with which he wishes he were on better terms?

Thank ya!

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[identity profile] animedutchess.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
;_; What a shame! I can't go to Katsucon, I wish I was now, though...

Ah, Mr. Newspaper! Can you ask North Italy and Germany what the status of their relationship is? Make sure they don't leave out any good details! <3

I wish you good luck!

[identity profile] spains-cafeaph.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mister newspaper I have a question for you. I've tried to ask this myself before but each time I have met defeat. I would like for you to ask Mr. Kirkland what really happened in the invasion of Spain in 2002. Here is some information on the event (although, I belive it to be manipulated and by the goverment and consequently not as a reliable source as you, your competitors have sold their soul!) here (http://www.thefreelibrary.com/COMMANDOH!%3b+Bungling+Marines+are+turned+back+by+two+cops+on...-a083017247) and here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2002/feb/19/gibraltar.world). If you look closely, you'll see that the invaded location is the border town of "La linea" but what nobody remarks is that the full name of the town is "La linea DE LA CONCEPCIÓN"! wich means The line of the conception. This is and awful coincidence don't you think? Was he drunk? Did he felt lonely and naughty? was he reminiscing his pirate old days? I would like to know Antonio's side of the story if you have time. Good luck!

[identity profile] realvsable.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Newspaper! Can you ask Mr. America which show he likes better: Spongebob or Chowder?
I think this is a very important question...*stares at iTunes, debates which to download* (jkjk. I already have them both...>.>)

[identity profile] amdeloag.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Mr.Newspaper!

Could you ask Denmark, Germany and Prussia how many beers they drink in one day? And then tell us who is the heaviest drinker?

[identity profile] smexyuk.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Newspaper^^
Can you ask America and England about their relationship?

[identity profile] reikkuli.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Mr. Newspaper! If you find Canada could you ask him whether he has ever used his invisible skills for his own purposes (like spying or stalking etc.)?
And which of the following would make the best kind of company: America (with the giant chainsaw), (drunken) England, (horny) France or Ukrain (and Russia making his threatening kolkol voices)?


Thank you and I wish good luck for your project! :D

[identity profile] amar-dulce-vin.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Since you will be at Katsucon, will you be asking actual cosplayers?

Not that I ask because I'll be there or anything.

[identity profile] raz2b.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi there Mr. Newspaper!
Could you please ask England what he really thinks of his other 'little brothers'?
Namely, Canada, New Zealand and Australia.

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[identity profile] kobalto.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Newspaper!

Can you please ask Romano if he really likes Spain? Make him confess if you can!

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[identity profile] fencerxofxfate.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...What makes this amazing is I'm PRETTY sure I know the Germany that's gonna be there if I'm right about who is hosting the panel. XD Ohgod. I should totally say something that'll make it obvious it's me.

Um...

Oh. Right.

Ask Germany why he wouldn't eat his potatoes as a little kid? The carrots came out of the ground, too!
[XD you can tell her the question is "From Prussia, with Love" if names are required.]

(XD If I'm right and it's my Germany, she'll get this. And probably go, "GOD DAMMIT!" at some point.)

[identity profile] fencerxofxfate.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no wait. Dammit. She's going to a different one. Damn.

Okay, fine. I change my question. Ignore the Germany one.

Uh...

Ask Hungary if she will be distributing the pictures of Prussia and Austria in the spare meeting room from last fall online. I'm interesting in buying copies.

Inside joke between a friend and I. Hopefully if she sees this on video she'll laugh her ass off. She needs a good laugh.

[identity profile] gloomykuma.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Newspaper-kun<3

Can you please ask what the Asians think of each other?

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[identity profile] kecen.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask Japan if he'd have more urge to shag certain nations if they were moe moe girls :]

The Asian nations in particular.

[identity profile] kaiju-z.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask Bulgaria where his fascination with abusing Italy with his stick started from.

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[identity profile] yingyang-700.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Newspaper-kun, you're adorable!
Could you ask Iceland (and Puffin) to make a few comments about their song?
Also ask the Nordics (+ Sealand, if no one cooperates) about their relationships. I want SuFin gossip, darnit!

[identity profile] yingyang-700.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Darn HTML *shakes fist*

[identity profile] nagirinara.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ask Russia what his favorite berry is for making kompot, please!

Also ask him what he thinks caused Belarus to become infatuated with him. Perhaps there were some unresolved "daddy" issues in the family?

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[identity profile] mrnewspaper.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ask yourself what yourself is doing here.

Ask England if he's ever met the My Little Ponies, please!

[identity profile] slayasafox8.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Could you ask Russia if it was just a coincidence that his 2010 olympic representative in figure skating looked so much like him, or if it was actually him who donned the sparkle pants? (http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/evgeni-plushenko.jpg) ^ J^

[identity profile] chococookies-ld.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ask Russia and China what they think of each other! points to icon

If that doesn't work then ask Prussia and Austria what REALLY happened when Silesia was taken WITH PLENTY OF DETAILS PLZ~ Ohohohoho~~~!!!

[identity profile] allen-clarke.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph... What do you think about I?

You are a crude person to say the least. However, I accept you.



Would you please ask Mr. Kirkland about the faeries?

[identity profile] natekeehl.livejournal.com 2011-01-28 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hey hey misternewspaper!! :3
Please ask Germany and Prussia about their relationship!! (don't accept 'we are just brothers' like an answer ewe)

Thanks!

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