http://misternewspaper.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] misternewspaper.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hetalia2011-01-27 10:18 am

Extra, Extra, Read All About It! A request for the com!

Hello countries, micronations, and the others of us who fit nicely in a box in the corner. It 'tis I, Mr. Newspaper, with a proposition for you all!



As many of you know, I represent the Austrian Newspaper (yes there are others but hush hush, details are not important here)! I am trying to do a series of newspaper articles about the nations, because while we THINK we know everything about them . . . do we really? It is my goal to expose the TRUTH about the world as we know it, one nation at a time!

And this is where you come in, lovely reader! As I do write for the people, I want to know what you want to hear! If you have any questions for the nations (and I do mean any questions) please don't hesitate to ask! I'll be certain to ask them the next time I run into that nation (which will probably be at the world meeting in late February. Mark it on your calenders, folks!).

So please, post your questions! I will ask ANYTHING, however embarrassing or as Mr. Austria calls it, "crude". You can ask innocent questions, too, but everyone loves to know the gossip, right?  All I ask is that you specify which country your question(s) is/are intended for so that I can file them away properly! You will, of course, get proper credit for your question/questions!

In advance I extend my deepest thanks,
Mr. Newspaper (Austrian Representative)

[[OOC Note: Yes, this is an actual project. Yes, I do actually want questions. Yes, I will be posting videos/transcripts of my interviews with nation cosplayers after the "World Conference" in February (aka Katsucon 2011). I really hope I can get some awesome questions to ask because quite frankly I am horrible at coming up with questions myself. XD; Thanks in advance! (and if this isn't allowed, mods, please feel free to take it down.)]]

[identity profile] megumi-asakura.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So, if I wanna ask...
Do I ask in your Livejournal?

[identity profile] talis-art.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
<3 I'll be at Katsu, I hope I see you X3

[identity profile] awfullybad.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask Japan why he was such a heartless monster /weep

[identity profile] megumi-asakura.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, then...
What does Austria think of the piano that appeared in the beach, in Miami?

[identity profile] thebookbug5.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask Hungary where she keeps her yoai doujins.

And then ask Poland if he seriously did paint his house pink.

Heheh, I love you too much Mr. Newspaper.

[identity profile] 8bit-oj.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Mr. Newspaper~

Can you ask America which countries he is on good terms with at the moment and if there are any with which he wishes he were on better terms?

Thank ya!

[identity profile] 8bit-oj.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks again!

+1

[identity profile] animedutchess.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been wondering the exact same thing.

[identity profile] animedutchess.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
;_; What a shame! I can't go to Katsucon, I wish I was now, though...

Ah, Mr. Newspaper! Can you ask North Italy and Germany what the status of their relationship is? Make sure they don't leave out any good details! <3

I wish you good luck!

[identity profile] spains-cafeaph.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mister newspaper I have a question for you. I've tried to ask this myself before but each time I have met defeat. I would like for you to ask Mr. Kirkland what really happened in the invasion of Spain in 2002. Here is some information on the event (although, I belive it to be manipulated and by the goverment and consequently not as a reliable source as you, your competitors have sold their soul!) here (http://www.thefreelibrary.com/COMMANDOH!%3b+Bungling+Marines+are+turned+back+by+two+cops+on...-a083017247) and here (http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2002/feb/19/gibraltar.world). If you look closely, you'll see that the invaded location is the border town of "La linea" but what nobody remarks is that the full name of the town is "La linea DE LA CONCEPCIƓN"! wich means The line of the conception. This is and awful coincidence don't you think? Was he drunk? Did he felt lonely and naughty? was he reminiscing his pirate old days? I would like to know Antonio's side of the story if you have time. Good luck!

[identity profile] realvsable.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Newspaper! Can you ask Mr. America which show he likes better: Spongebob or Chowder?
I think this is a very important question...*stares at iTunes, debates which to download* (jkjk. I already have them both...>.>)

[identity profile] amdeloag.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello Mr.Newspaper!

Could you ask Denmark, Germany and Prussia how many beers they drink in one day? And then tell us who is the heaviest drinker?

[identity profile] megumi-asakura.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome! :D

[identity profile] smexyuk.livejournal.com 2011-01-27 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Newspaper^^
Can you ask America and England about their relationship?

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