hetalia | You can't handle the truth.

Title: You can't handle the truth
Author/Artist: Ceralennox
Character(s) or Pairing(s): England, Hints of: USUK, FRUK, RussiaUK
Rating: PG
Warnings: Stereotypes and offensive material to most?
Summary: What everyone thinks England looks like (all moe and uke) and what he REALLY looks like. :)

Don't worry I'm making one for America. And c'mon this is so true. Everyone thinks hes adorable, but he's a grumpy, alcoholic, washed-up has been. ~~And British people have terrible teeth.~~ (I kid the british! <3) England's teeth are still quite foul though. >.>

Plus, he's an alcoholic. There's no way he cannot have a beer belly. Unless he worked out, but we all saw how much of a fail that was. XD

IDK, I don't want to start anything, it's just for fun, but if it pisses people off...well I've never cared before, and I still don't. But it was just done for my amusement. (that and I really dislike England as a character but that's just my personal bias ^_^)

England uses magic to hide what he really looks like.

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I was going to make a "at least our dentistry is free" comment but then I remembered it's all privatised now and America has finally got on to free health care.

So I have been preemptively 1up'd

Curses.

Props for everything else though. XD How he doesn't have a beer belly by now idefk. *pets the useless washed up has been that is her country haha*

kinda sorta not really gotten onto free healthcare you mean. i don't think anyone really knows what we're on at the moment...*points to PPACA* yea.. plus, aren't some of the states trying to take it to court to question its Constitutionality? I went to a really interesting debate about that this last weekend...gah. this is all such a mess.

*gigglesnort*
IGGY RAWR!

I'm looking forward to America. *loves her country forever*

So true and high-fives for you!

-high five!- <3 and thxs.

"And British people have terrible teeth."

Welcome to the 21st Century. Where nice teethed people can laugh in your face.
(That's the one, ONE stereotype that pisses me off).

Still, quite amusing :3.

I never understood that one in the first place...OP's icon distracts me with its cuteness, though, so all is forgiven.

Well glad I could amuse you. I didn't mean british people have bad teeth, I'm sure you guys have normal teeth.(least you don't have to suffer the obese stereotype like we do in the U.S which isn't much of a stereotype anymore but rather a fact but still!) I just think England has bad teeth, being so old and all. XD

I'm rather insulted, Americans have beer bellies too. But we can be grumpy, I admit. To hellzabeth, as far as I am aware we have free dentistry, I'm on it. ^^

Plus as for England having bad teeth, he also has the tooth fairy that probably worked out a magic way to care for his teeth years ago (nods).

But then again, we British voted Americans as the most attractive people in the world so that must say something.

But then again, we British voted Americans as the most attractive people in the world so that must say something.
Thank you, the rapid USUK fangirl in me thanks you.

This American would also like to say she knows many poeple with beer bellies. They're really all over the world, I'd bet.

As a fellow rabid USUK fangirl I say this. Britain OWNS the president of the USUK fanclub. His name is... Churchill. Yes our WW2 Prime Minister was a rabid fanboy himself, after all he was the first person to put forward Britain and America's "Special Relationship".

Where there is beer, there will be beer bellies. My answer to that is to avoid beer and drink cider.

Britain OWNS the president of the USUK fanclub. His name is... Churchill.

*claps*

*and runs away in embarrasement*

*bow*

XD churchill was AWESOME, for lack of a better term. seriously. i love that man. <3

but then people won't get drunk and there won't be anyone to watch at laugh at...;A;

I love how his eyebrows got like... 10 times bigger. Haha.
You think if he did use magic, he'd at least make his eyebrows normal.
I can't wait for the America one. xD

Psh, sadly I do have bad teeth which is why I don't want to smile in front of a bloody camera. I hate making the stereotype true. -fail- I feel like I should have nice teeth to make England look good.

...one day T_T

Aww don't worry about it D: One of my friends has crooked teeth but she's very pretty. :D I'm sure you're very pretty~

Take no offense to the picture. It has nothing to do with British people, I think ya'll are great. I just dislike the character England. XD

I'm decent looking if I don't smile xD;;;

Haha, no worries. I take no offence. I laugh at stereoty-....ohhh fairy..... -gazes at- ...wait where was I?

well i'm a fat american. hooray for meeting stereotypes! :D

lol! *high five* Go us... OTL XD

Okay, so.. This is part two, right?

LOL he is just the reverse because America is a secret hottie bishie! amirite?

I just don't think it's fair and it's not amusing to me.

Nor am I amused. That's some hefty double standard from the OP.

And I don't think anyone in the fandom actually believes that America is fat, it's pretty in-your-face canon that he's one fit nation. Damn, I had almost looked forward to a series of these for the lulz.

So you don't find it amusing, ok I respect that. You want a cookie for stating your opinion?

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