Cleaning Prussia-san: Intro and Italy's path translated

[gilbolove.livejournal.com]

Since I can't sleep, I translated a part of Prussia's sh*t game, to be exact the introduction and Italy's path. Might do the other paths too, if nobody else does them!

I'm still learning Japanese so by all means, tell me when you spot any mistakes!

Prussia: Aaaaaah~
It's boring...
It's boring and I super wanna be praised by someone...
When Old Fritz was around he would always praise how I could do anything well...
I try all kinds of things by myself but nothing seems to go well...

Image:
How to draw manga
A book that is often sold in Germany

Prussia-san once tried his hand at manga...
But then he sneezed and was fed up with it.
Now he only reads them.

Prussia: That's right! The awesome me used to be a genius at cleaning (among other things)!
I'll tidy up someone's house and be showered in gratitude!
I'll make the world clean with my broom!

And with such simplicity began Prussia-san's voyage of cleaning that is mentioned in the title.
So, whose house are you going to clean?

> Italy

Prussia: Right! I'll go to Italy-chan's house, clean up and be praised!

With such blatant ulterior motives, Prussia-san went to Italy's house.

Prussia: Italia-cha~...
Oh?
Huh? Seems he isn't there.

Gee, where might Italy-san have gone to?

Prussia: Italy-chan! Sorry to not bother you! I'm not bothering you at all!
He's sleeping...
It's 9AM on sunday. Obvious things are obvious...

Italy: Supeee... vee... veve.... zzzz zzzzz

Prussia: He's sound asleep. Seems he won't wake up for another 3 hours...

It seems Italy won't wake up for another 3 hours.

Prussia: Just a little bit..
Just a little bit...
If it's just for a bit it's ok if stroke him, right. If it's just a bit...!

Image: *stroke stroke stroke*

Prussia: This feeling is like...
Risorgimento...!

Italy: U... uveee... supee.... uveee... ...

Image: Uum...
*stroke stroke stroke*

Prussia: Kesesesesese....!
Kesesesesesesesese!!

And thus, Prussia stroked in happiness. *Image

Image: Kesesese
Kesesesesese

HAPPY END
End.

Comments

[tarafishes.livejournal.com]

IKR. MAYBE THEY CAN SPEAK IN 733T TO EACH OTHER. OR BINARY. SECRET CODES FTW.

Also, Prussia learning to draw manga. . .if his attention span wasn't so short I bet he'd be a ridiculously good artist. I wonder what he'd make a manga about. . . .

[nodokaotonashi.livejournal.com]

To show his super awesome history to Japan, perhaps ?

[tarafishes.livejournal.com]

Of course! He will call the manga

The Amazing History Of The Awesome Prussia Who Is Totally Still Alive And Existing And Anyone Who Says Otherwise Sucks

IT WILL BE A HIT EVERYWHERE.

[rosewolfie.livejournal.com]

Hey, I would totally buy it xD It does sound awesome after all xD

[nadialexandra.livejournal.com]

you make him sound like Tupac. e___e