Cleaning Prussia-san: Intro and Italy's path translated

[gilbolove.livejournal.com]

Since I can't sleep, I translated a part of Prussia's sh*t game, to be exact the introduction and Italy's path. Might do the other paths too, if nobody else does them!

I'm still learning Japanese so by all means, tell me when you spot any mistakes!

Prussia: Aaaaaah~
It's boring...
It's boring and I super wanna be praised by someone...
When Old Fritz was around he would always praise how I could do anything well...
I try all kinds of things by myself but nothing seems to go well...

Image:
How to draw manga
A book that is often sold in Germany

Prussia-san once tried his hand at manga...
But then he sneezed and was fed up with it.
Now he only reads them.

Prussia: That's right! The awesome me used to be a genius at cleaning (among other things)!
I'll tidy up someone's house and be showered in gratitude!
I'll make the world clean with my broom!

And with such simplicity began Prussia-san's voyage of cleaning that is mentioned in the title.
So, whose house are you going to clean?

> Italy

Prussia: Right! I'll go to Italy-chan's house, clean up and be praised!

With such blatant ulterior motives, Prussia-san went to Italy's house.

Prussia: Italia-cha~...
Oh?
Huh? Seems he isn't there.

Gee, where might Italy-san have gone to?

Prussia: Italy-chan! Sorry to not bother you! I'm not bothering you at all!
He's sleeping...
It's 9AM on sunday. Obvious things are obvious...

Italy: Supeee... vee... veve.... zzzz zzzzz

Prussia: He's sound asleep. Seems he won't wake up for another 3 hours...

It seems Italy won't wake up for another 3 hours.

Prussia: Just a little bit..
Just a little bit...
If it's just for a bit it's ok if stroke him, right. If it's just a bit...!

Image: *stroke stroke stroke*

Prussia: This feeling is like...
Risorgimento...!

Italy: U... uveee... supee.... uveee... ...

Image: Uum...
*stroke stroke stroke*

Prussia: Kesesesesese....!
Kesesesesesesesese!!

And thus, Prussia stroked in happiness. *Image

Image: Kesesese
Kesesesesese

HAPPY END
End.

Comments

[tarafishes.livejournal.com]

. . .AWWWW. I can't wait to play this when my computer works again. It sounds so cute. OH PRUSSIA, YOU DORK WITH A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, YOU.

"Prussia: . . .Obvious things are obvious..."
. . .Did he just talk like many of us here on the internet do?
THAT'S IT. IT'S CANON. HE'S THE INTERNET NOW.

Thank you so much for the translation! Stroke to your hearts' content, Prussia~!

[w3bm4ster.livejournal.com]

[SEE IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE]

[tarafishes.livejournal.com]

YES.

YES IT DOES.

[baits him with a loli]

[chibiplz.livejournal.com]

[tarafishes.livejournal.com]

[chibiplz.livejournal.com]

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT ESTONIA WOULD BE THE ONE USING THE INTERNET SLANG.

[tarafishes.livejournal.com]

IKR. MAYBE THEY CAN SPEAK IN 733T TO EACH OTHER. OR BINARY. SECRET CODES FTW.

Also, Prussia learning to draw manga. . .if his attention span wasn't so short I bet he'd be a ridiculously good artist. I wonder what he'd make a manga about. . . .

[nodokaotonashi.livejournal.com]

To show his super awesome history to Japan, perhaps ?

[tarafishes.livejournal.com]

Of course! He will call the manga

The Amazing History Of The Awesome Prussia Who Is Totally Still Alive And Existing And Anyone Who Says Otherwise Sucks

IT WILL BE A HIT EVERYWHERE.

[rosewolfie.livejournal.com]

Hey, I would totally buy it xD It does sound awesome after all xD

[nadialexandra.livejournal.com]

you make him sound like Tupac. e___e

[quandtuniverse.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh thanks for the translation!! I managed to figure out most of it when I played it, but it's nice to see it in good English that I can fully understand.

Prussia, you're such a dork <3 I wouldn't mind if he cleaned my house!

[mizu-takishima.livejournal.com]

THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE TRANSLATION <3 The Italy route was the easiest and the cutest XD <3 (Though I did smile when I saw the bad friends trio hanging out~)

hehe stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke

[keikanas.livejournal.com]

stroke stroke stroke stroke..

lol, thanks for translating!

[lesinfonie.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much for translating! :D

pffft, oh, Prussia, you. X3

[kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG... dont rape italy... prussia you evil... we know how much you love italy but....still.. *is shot for the stupid comments*

what were the other paths about?

[asakura-kindo.livejournal.com]

I...I...I don't think I've ever LOVED Prussia more than I do right now!! XDDD

Thank You for Sharing!!!

[syang70.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'M KINDA SCARED OF PLAYING THIS NOW.

[joatamon.livejournal.com]

From now on, Lovage's "Stroker Ace" is Prussia's theme song in my head. XD

Good that someone should get to stroke Italy, since fangirls can't and Germany is too tsundere! Thank you sooooooooooo much for the translation, Gilbo!

[riyuyami.livejournal.com]

This is funny but what exactly is this all about?

[joatamon.livejournal.com]

It's translated from the new Prussia minigame on Himaruya's blog~ the post on it is here. (http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/8724420.html)

[rikkaidai-fuji.livejournal.com]

asdhkjgdfs
Too happy to know the real meaning and kinda happy that my speculation isn't totally wrong
Anyway thanks a lot for this translation!!!

[mizabee.livejournal.com]

Anyone else think his arm totally turned 5 meters as he was stroking Italy?

>.>

[chiisana00.livejournal.com]

STROKED IN HAPPINESS LOL WHAT?!

thanks for translating <3

[mykonos2.livejournal.com]

whoa... oh Prussia... -___- *shakes head*

[creation48.livejournal.com]

The game won't work for me TT_TT

[creation48.livejournal.com]

But thank you for the translations, at least I'll know what it is about c:

*died a little bit by reading this*

[prussiablue.livejournal.com]

asdfghjkhgfds ='3 SO GODDAMN CUTE, DAMNIT, WHYWON'TTHISGAMEWORKONMYPC??
Anyone out there show me a picture of this?? PLEASE? Dx
*adfsadshdj, just realised she doesn't have ONE freaking PruIta-icon!!* !!!!! *goes to make one, damnit!*

[shiori-kaze.livejournal.com]

Whatever I had of a PruIta headcannon.. I think it just exploded XD
OMG.. this is too much stroking at once when you don't have the pictures that go along with the text XD
Goo~od, those pictures in my mind XDD

[shuuichi-chan.livejournal.com]

Yaaaay~ <3 There needs to be more Prussia x Italy in the world : >

[sakura-clamp.livejournal.com]

Yeeeees!!!!*________*

[iroh-fancier.livejournal.com]

thank you SO much for translating!

OMG I love Prussia/Italy almost as much as I love Gertalia! How wonderful this path is!

what

[lizzilola.livejournal.com]

Two questions:

wtf is this

and

where can i get it :'D

[nicoue-chan.livejournal.com]

Boo~ I downloaded this but it keeps crashing as soon as I click on Prussia to start the game >~< It sounds like fun though!