[Fanart] Pearl Harbor: America Does Not Like Your Sushi

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

So, I know that in Hetalia's canon, the U.S. puts two bullets into Japan. But after watching this video (that a friend linked me after I explained Hetalia to her)--

America-centric Warfare... as told by food. Fellow military history junkies will find this thing BRILLIANT... once you figure out what's who. XD;; Cheat sheet of the foods/Countries they represent here.

--I'm now stuck with the idea of the Hetalia characters flinging foodstuffs at each other during disputes. Instead of, you know, ammo and explosives. And it won't go away.

Artist: kasugai_gummie
Characters; America, Japan
Rating: PG?
Warnings: ... inadvertent mockery of Hiroshima and Nagasaki-to-be. With hamburger patties. ::shotgun'd::

Comments

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Canada: lol can we play too *airdrops 5,000,000,000 gallons of gravy--
ALDKFJASDFH I WOULD LOVE TO SEE CANADA DO THIS!

And Russia's two word declaration of war sounds more like a prank call than anything. Until the barrage of borscht, of course. XDb Win.

[chaobell]

And the best part is, when the air raid sirens go off people can put buckets and pots and pans outside, hunker down and wait for the all-clear, and then eat the munitions.

I'd be standing out on the patio every day, all "c'mon, someone piss Japan off, I want sushi for dinner"

[luminousbeat.livejournal.com]

Haha, god. "Quick, someone start a war, we need food."

Food fights: The solution to world hunger.

[chaobell]

Exactly! If wars were fought with food and not guns and bombs and stuff, all the money that would have gone into guns and bombs and stuff would have to go to food instead!

...well okay, food and intercontinental ballistic coconut cream pie deployment systems, but whatever.

[luminousbeat.livejournal.com]

Yeah! The world would never go hungry!



... We'd probably run our soil infertile, though, with all the farming and feeding to make our ammo, though...

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

I'd be standing out on the patio every day, all "c'mon, someone piss Japan off, I want sushi for dinner"
a;lkdfjadsfh I. What. ::dead of laughter::

[callais.livejournal.com]

...THAT'S BRILLIANT.

ROFL

XDDDDD

SHEER BRILLIANCE.