[Fanart] Pearl Harbor: America Does Not Like Your Sushi

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

So, I know that in Hetalia's canon, the U.S. puts two bullets into Japan. But after watching this video (that a friend linked me after I explained Hetalia to her)--

America-centric Warfare... as told by food. Fellow military history junkies will find this thing BRILLIANT... once you figure out what's who. XD;; Cheat sheet of the foods/Countries they represent here.

--I'm now stuck with the idea of the Hetalia characters flinging foodstuffs at each other during disputes. Instead of, you know, ammo and explosives. And it won't go away.

Artist: kasugai_gummie
Characters; America, Japan
Rating: PG?
Warnings: ... inadvertent mockery of Hiroshima and Nagasaki-to-be. With hamburger patties. ::shotgun'd::

Comments

[rukawagf.livejournal.com]

Noooo not the sushi!!!!!!!!!! anything but the poor sushi! save those sushi!!!

Reborn fandom crosses to hetalia~

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I cracked up SO HARD with the sushi (the fact that they all screamed did not help at all XDDD;). And the Arms Race, my god, the Arms Race. And the Vietnamese wraps and the Night Raid on Baghdad a;dlkfjadhf I LOVE THIS VIDEO.

XD I've been following Hetalia for quite a while now! (Albeit I was lurking more for the better part of... 3 months lol.) It certainly makes the military history buff in me quite happy~♥

[callais.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAH. I LOVE THAT VIDEO. AND YOUR PARODY. XDDDb

I REMEMBER SEEING THAT A LONG TIME AGO. PRICELESS. THE COUNTRIES WOULD FIGHT WITH FOOD INSTEAD OF AMMO, LOL.

-HAMBURGERS & CHIPS & SUSHI & MEATBALLS & PIZZA FLY AROUND-

[callais.livejournal.com]

also, LITRE~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hetalia makes me happy~ :D And I will. Run as soon as I see Ares. orz

YAY FOR INTERNATIONAL FOODFIGHTS. \O/

[tamensei.livejournal.com]

Just... awesome.

XD Sad there was no Canada...

BUT THE VIOLENCE. Perfect.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Ah, but that just indicates that Canada knows how to stay out of pointless disputes and not waste beaver tails maple syrup resources! XD

What I would give to see this animator do even more wars... like the Hundred Years War between the UK and France... ::yearns::

[luminousbeat.livejournal.com]

This is so wrong but so so funnyyy... XD Even my dad cracked up laughing.

Such a bad thing war is, but food makes it funny! *slaps self*

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

|D My entire reaction was like, "Hey isn't that (insert country name)? ::country/food gets blown up:: NO WAI LOLOL." Rinse and repeat. XDDD

I know! And at first I thought Hetalia was bad enough. But by combing the two into a massive, juvenile food fight... OTL

[ban-set-turkiye.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT THE CALORIES THAT GET YOU, JAPAN -- IT'S THE SATURATED FAT.

I am very glad you're active in this fandom. XD How is Japan so cute when you can't even see his face for a hamburger patty...?!

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT THE CALORIES THAT GET YOU, JAPAN -- IT'S THE SATURATED FAT.
Best. Comment. Ever. XDDD

I am too? Oh god the crack eats me. Japan is all dignity--even with a face full of beef. At least it's not the other white meat, amirite?

[ashesto.livejournal.com]

(Is it terrible I only found this comm after Cal told me last night?)

But a;slkdfjlkj that is brilliance ahaha. THE POOR SUSHI ON AMERICA'S HEAD. The GIANT HAMBURGER PATTIES a;slkdjflkj xD

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

(O mai. You've been missing out, Yun! XD)

You know how America likes to Supersize everything; and concurrently, how everyone thing in Asia, in comparison, is funsized... excluding Yao Ming and Bao Xi Shun of course.

[chaobell]

This is how wars should be fought, dammit.

Red Phone: *ring*
U.S. President: oh shi- *picks up* Hello?
Russia: FOOD FIGHT *click*
U.S. Prez: wait wha--
Russian Bomber: *drops 5,000,000,000 gallons of borscht on D.C.*
U.S. Prez: OH NO YOU DI'N'T. *sends B-1 to drop cheeseburgers on Kremlin* *readies french fry barrage*
Canada: lol can we play too *airdrops 5,000,000,000 gallons of gravy on french fries*
U.S. Prez: SON OF A

And so on.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Canada: lol can we play too *airdrops 5,000,000,000 gallons of gravy--
ALDKFJASDFH I WOULD LOVE TO SEE CANADA DO THIS!

And Russia's two word declaration of war sounds more like a prank call than anything. Until the barrage of borscht, of course. XDb Win.

[rainy-takako.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA POOR JAPAN. OH MAN THAT VIDEO'S SO AMAZING. *was cracking up throughout the entire thing*

I don't remember America putting two bullets in Japan, but it was probably because it was some main story thing that I read a long time ago before moving on to the crack. XD

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it was a single strip from the main story. Not that I can read anything, but America confronting Japan with a gun was pretty self-explanatory. LOLOL

I love that video to bits and pieces... hahahaha. XD;;

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Not a lot... I don't think. I'm pretty sure the dude who made this used non-wasteful materials though. Like... clay. Or something. All I know is that he's an animator. |D

Uniting Military history geeks who like to LOL. ♥

[jinx-kitten.livejournal.com]

wow, I never laughed so hard. This is awesome, great find!

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

::salutes:: Glad to be of service!

[strawbarry-gurl.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, that was genius.

Rofl poor Japan XD Beef Patties hurt so much more than sushi rolls.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Especially when America likes to Super Size them~ :D

[lemiru.livejournal.com]

I has a new favorite video <3
The arms-race = BRILLIANT!

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

LOL It really is, isn't it? And very inspiring too! XD;;

[jali-jali.livejournal.com]

OMG I know I shouldn't watch this before dinner, now I want cheeseburgers!!! Am not disturbed with exploding foods Well....maybe the beef stroganoff part's kinda....

but anyway the one who made this are BRILLIANT! Gotta go read more WW2 stuffs

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

The first time I watch this, I had no idea what the beef stroganoff WAS. And it took me until the arms race to figure out that the pile of pasta-coleslaw-lookalike was Russia. OTL I can't help but crack up the moment the foods start screaming...

[ketsudan.livejournal.com]

This... was awesome. I'm surprised at how much I was able to figure this out! XD

[furikomaru.livejournal.com]

My god, that was disturbing. Really well-made and creative, but disturbing.

I know I should be laughing but that was just so...

Maybe it was all the meat?

Eh, don't listen to me, I'm nuts.

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Indeed. It's a very thought provoking video. In all honesty, I believe you have to be a touch bit insensitive to be able to laugh at it freely--which I'll admit myself being guilty of.

So, no worries; I'd say you're reaction is probably much more normal for proper society. =);;