[Crack Discussion] Bucket List

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

If the characters of Hetalia were told that they would cease to exist tomorrow because Tony invades and destroys the planet, what would be on their "things to do before I die" list?

This can clearly be a serious discussion, but it can be as cracky as you want it to be. :3

Comments

[maikyaera.livejournal.com]

Well, we all know what France would be doing xD

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

LOL. *dies* Touche, my friend. Touche. XD

[lady-black-cat.livejournal.com]

For desperate measures, Turkey would demand a threesome with Greece and Japan. .>/////////////////////////////<.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, that's actually really cute. xDDD; Can we toss Egypt in there as well? ;A; He needs more love.

Oh god, your ICON. LOL.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

. . . For some reason the first thing that came to mind was nuking Antarctica. JUST BECAUSE HE HAS NUKES TO SPARE AND EVERYONE'S DYING TOMORROW ANYWAYS? 8D

[onionrice.livejournal.com]

Hmm... yes

Italy will probably eat pasta.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

YES.

[riot-of-flowers.livejournal.com]

Considering the facts, Canada would probably cover his self with nean signs to get noticed.

Spain will actually have his threesome with the italian siblings aaaaaaaaaaaand France would probably get Spain's ass preserved for the future because, you know, it is a gorgeous thing that cannot and must not be forgotten.

Gilbert would probably comment he won't have enough space in his grave for his 5 awesome meters!



(This is a wonderful question! May I use this idea at another forum, please? I will credit you <3)

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, poor Canada. xD Or he should just run around screaming on the top of his lungs during those last few hours.

PHHHHT. Oh Spain. <3

HAHAHA. That and he might actually try to say something nice to Hungary? 8D Hey, what's one more head bump if you're going to die?

(LOL I thought of it randomly while I was doing homework. Sure you can! ^^ I'm glad you like it, I was wondering if it was too weird of a question.)

[lovelylurker.livejournal.com]

Is it bad of me that the very first thing that came to mind was "sex with France?"

As in "Hell, might as well get it over with. It's now or never." As opposed to "I've always secretly wanted this."

England was first on that list. Followed by South Korea.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

xD I don't know if it's a good thing to say that that makes perfect sense, LOL. I'D be in line for him!

You come up with the best ideas, seriously. :p

[iwanttobeedo.livejournal.com]

Prussia would set his chick free. *is seriously tearing up at the thought; is such a pussy and knows it*

[riot-of-flowers.livejournal.com]

*i'm such a perverted failure that instead of reading chick, I read dick and the mental image was an overkill*

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

Omg, is that CARLTON?! YESSS. I LOVE YOU FOREVER NOW.

Hahahaha. He'd be so chill about it. And talk about ponies! 'Cause everyone needs to talk about ponies when doom looms on the horizon. ^^;

[iwanttobeedo.livejournal.com]

Also, just for shits and giggles, THIS happens. *points at icon*

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

. . . PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT.

*dies* Oh god. The mental image. MIND SOAP. MIND SOAAA-

Wait, actually, I don't mind that mental image so much. xD *SHOT*

[rizzleberry.livejournal.com]

America would try his damndest to go out in a blaze of glory- after all, he's all ready made his mark on the world, he's not going to be forgotten, but he's going to want his existence to be spectacular from start to finish.

I firmly believe England would try extreme ironing.

No one told Sealand.

[awww-applesauce.livejournal.com]

FFFT ; A; NO POOR SEALAND.

[awww-applesauce.livejournal.com]

Canada would do things he would NEVER EVER do. and he'd get noticed. But still get Called America at the end.

FINLAND WOULD ADMIT TO BEING SWEDEN'S WIFE [and watch the person who told him that he was gonna die the next day, lied.*shot*]

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

PHT Of course he would. xD; 'Cause if he did stuff he never did, he'd just be mimicing America. LOL.

Awwwwwwww~ Those two need to get hitched for real. Someone should just tell Finland this JUST to get him to admit that. xD

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD, those are fantastic and heart-breaking ideas. I really want to draw some of them now, especially America going on his last flight.

America and England spending their last hours together would be... oh god... *blubbers* special relationship to the max. Yes.

And Canada and Kuma... ;A; *SOB*

And I don't even want to go into how sweet I find your headcanon!Asian family and Ivan. Ivan in a field of flowers... He would love it. :) He deserves a beautiful place to rest after everything that happened in his history.

GAH, I AM TEARING UP. ;A; THIS IS SO SAD. *CRIES*

[vanillue.livejournal.com]

Russia would probably rain the world with sunflower seeds. Because he was too busy with other things to do this *shot*

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

o.o That's strangely beautiful... I suddenly see the world blossoming in sunflowers and everyone going "wtf?!"

[loveliita.livejournal.com]

Everyone gets together and has a party that morning and then go their separate ways...
I dunno, it's like, an hour called world peace. It's deep.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

I would love an hour of world peace, although it'd be sad if the end of the earth was the only reason for it. :(

[trudimo.livejournal.com]

Sweden would confess his love to Finland, no doubt!

Finland would say goodbye to his friends - and Russia (after turning back several times). And ask Sweden to take care of Hanatamago.
_{Ok that's just lame. :c}

Russia would try to make up all the bad things he has done to the others. :'(

England would take the tsundere-mode off, tell the others how much he actually cares about them and ACKNOWLEDGE SEALAND.

Canada would do something so epic that the world would always remember him and tell the children legends about him and cherish his memory for ever and ever. Yup.

AMERICA WON'T DIE BEFORE THE WORLD IS SAVED BECAUSE HEROES ARE LIKE THAT. Fact.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

Awwww, Hanatamago. ;A;

LOL But as someone said above, when Canada flips out and starts screaming and trying to get attention, everyone will STILL think he's America. XD *shot*

America would go live on the moon. XDDDD;;;

[yaoi-queen.livejournal.com]

Hopefully Germany would finally gather up the courage to confess his love for Italy. I would, at least, hope for this. And Italy would answer in the affirmative and they'd spend their last hour making love. *sob* ;A; So beautiful~

All in all, every nation would put aside their petty differences and gather in one place (perhaps where the first G8 meeting was held), hold hands, and wait for the end in peace.

Dammit, Tony, why did you have to backstab America and blow up the planet?! ;____; Maybe he witnessed America and England bumping and grinding...

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

YES. <3 Yes, Germany and Italy would totally drop all pretenses (not that Italy had much to begin with, but you know) and spend their last hours together talking about good times from the 900's. *loves the HRE-->Germany theory*

;A; That would be... so lovely, even if world peace is only possible in the face of impending doom. We'd go down as one planet, not separate countries. *sniff*

WHAT. LOL. XD

[kaneeli.livejournal.com]

B-baaaw this is such a heartbreaking idea I don't even ;3; It'd make a good fanfic, this idea.


Austria and Switzerland will get their final time together, just like the old days (after years of being so tsundere at each other.)

Estonia spends all his money on computers and gadgets and basically clicks away the day, then stops at sunset to spend the day with his lovely brothers. And then go get drunk with Finland OLOLOLOLOLOLO

Iceland, Denmark and Norway have their brotherly time together, while Sweden confesses his everlasting love to Finland.

Sealand finds alcohol.

Greece sleeps through all of it.

Hanatamago tries to fight Tony off in an epic battle, assisted by Pochi-kun, the Japanese sidekick and Prussia's Chick, the love interest. He fails and...

...
The Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus saves the day, fighting off Tony, and becomes the main character of 'Turkish Republic: Kita Cyprus-tan', sequel to Axis Powers Hetalia.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

;___; *inner sob at all your ideas*

Except Sealand finding alcohol, LOL. xD;; Oh dear, that must be interesting.

Those last two ideas--I DON'T EVEN. WHAT?! LOL.

[inner-wings.livejournal.com]

America would find himself a good horse and use his last moments to ride off into the sunset, cowboy style.

[bonzai-bunny.livejournal.com]

THIS.

[franceismyhomie.livejournal.com]

Russia would make the world become one with him. You know he'd successfully attempt that before leaving the planet.

Canada would call America out on all the crap he's been put up with in front of all the nations. So before he goes they actually know who he is.

yesssss that would be lovely.

everyone stole my ideas .___.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

He might just succeed 'cause everyone's all "OH WHY THE HELL NOT, I'm dying tomorrow anyways. :/" and say yes? XD

Hahaha I'm sorry. xD *pets* We're all on the save wavelength?

[kaiju-z.livejournal.com]

Bulgaria:
1.Hit Italy
2.Get laid with every country possible, since he'd die and not have to swallo the shame anyways.
3.Get dead drunk, like more than he ever has.
4.Llama. (okay, not really)

[mystic-majestic.livejournal.com]

Canada would give the speech of all speeches to America for about 23 hours. Then go save the world in the last hour. Because he's just that awesome. XD

On a more serious note, like a few people above, I would like to see Japan and China reconcile and have a big family hug with the other Asian countries.

I wouldn't seeing a relatively sane Russia with his family doing normal family things like picking sunflowers in a field somewhere.

[kagekitsunea.livejournal.com]

Let me think the first thing that pops into my head is that he would spend the day with Italy and in those last few moments when Italy is with him and his life is passing before his eyes he'll remember that hes HRE and tell Italy.

-Canada will do something epic to be remembered by
-France ahh it's starting to grown me will tell England how he really feels and will sit down and drink a very special bottle of win he has been saving
-America... only the gods know
-England to me seems like the person who would write letters to leave to everyone saying he's sorry telling them how he really felt
-Prussia... wait the awesome can not die

[yaoi-queen.livejournal.com]

;A; That first one... way, way too sad. Only moments to live and THAT'S when he gets his memories.. D': Poor Italy and Germany~

The awesome Prussia would go down in denial about going down. XD;

[sara-rojo.livejournal.com]

The first thing that popped into my head was that Russia would let himself cry

AND I DIED INSIDE ;_;


On a less serious note, America would let his tsundere vulnerable side appear and go to Russia's house and be all like "gotta keep an eye on you till my last breath, not like i wanna be here anyway" and be all pouty and blushy and drink indecent amounts of vodka

England would finally confess to America being very calm and not blushing at all, but America would be left stuttering and blushing and all thatXD

France would finally confess to England and they'd toast to their common history and have epically bad Anglofrench sex


Russia would kiss Belarus ^^

Canada would let his French side loose and grope Ukraine's breasts, Netherland's ass, and frenchkiss his brother and leave him breathless; and then wink lasciviously at England and get drunk, have sex with Cuba

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

...Your Canada is epic win, my friend. xD I would PAY to see Alfred's face after he gets kissed by his own brother.

LOL You like pairing America with a lot of people, I see. xDDD; Very cute! England and America AND Russia and America definitely need to put aside their differences for those last hours. We've kind of screwed up the world enough by having stupid rivalries. xD;

[onlyhereforthis.livejournal.com]

...Honestly, the first thing that popped into my head was "America kidnaps (insert nation-tan of your choice here) and they go have sex inside Mount Rushmore." I have no freaking idea.

And, I feel like...in the last hour, everyone would play their national anthems and wave a bunch of flags and WORLD PEACE AUGH I WANNA CRY IMAGINING THIS ;___;

.....Egypt finally talks. And he talks a LOT. And his voice is beautiful. seriously has a thing for mute characters
Turkey takes off his mask. And he and Greece make up and manhug.
France has sex with everybody