[Fancomics] WE NEED YELLOW BALLS!!!!

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

Title: Yellow balls
author: me
Characters: Germany,Greece, France, Poland, Russia
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: YELLOW BALLS, NAKED BUTTS typos and grammar errors :D UGLINESS

I changed some old polish joke to make it more Hetalia-ish. I hope you will like it ;)


and now messing with old myth ;)
In Greek mythology, Sisyphus (pronounced /ˈsɪsəfəs/) was a king punished in Tartarus by being cursed to roll a huge boulder up a hill, only to watch it roll back down, and to repeat this throughout eternity. The word sisyphean means, according to the American Heritage Dictionary, "endless and unavailing, as labor or a task." And yeah I know, it should be ZEUS not Dzeus :(



and here is also comic I draw almost year ago.

Oh Feliks why so stubborn?
and once again sorry for bad grammar and typos ;)

I just love jokes ;D

Comments

[m-dono.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I remember this! I never got to save it and now here you are giving me a second chance you awesome person you!

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

oh really? Haha :D
To tell the truth I also lost link to that entry and still wanted to show that last comic :)

and thanks for your enthusiasm :)

[m-dono.livejournal.com]

I'm having a bout of nostalgia now--thank you for making me feel old LOL

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

no problem :'D sorry though :D

[m-dono.livejournal.com]

It's okay, it's a nice feeling =w= I wonder how many people still remember this?

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

meh, few people I believe
You made it sound like it was so popular, I don't think it was ;)
thanks

[m-dono.livejournal.com]

I think it actually was, reference jokes for Hetalia were pretty rare then so they were fresh. You were one of the people who made references--albeit I think this is the one you were most well-known for--it was still a funny joke c:

I suppose not a lot would recognize you since a lot of the fans from then haven't come back in a while. Shame really, it's awesome to see and old face popping up from time to time c:

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

I really should be more active/creative (aghfhh I lack proper word here)so then I could read such a nice words :)

Thank you , you just made my day!

[m-dono.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'm glad to to do so c:

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sparkli_/]

AHAHA the last one. <3

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

I love how your icon expresses your comment ... I really should get new icons to make the same thing ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_sparkli_/]

B-but... You should totally keep the cute kitty :D

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

( °٢° )

[omgimsuchadork.livejournal.com]

It is my firm belief that there is a wealth of untapped lulz potential in this fandom with respect to Polish jokes. Come on, fandom, they're meant in good spirits! :D

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

I also think that every joke is funny as far as it' a tasteful funny joke :)

For example I really love how some Italians here in fandom react on Feliciano, they can still laught because it's funny and they don't have hard feeling :)

but when it comes to Polsih people there is this strange thing - you know Polish just love to jokes about themselves (you have no idea how many jokes we have about ourselves), but when stranger/foreign person making jokes of us, we are like "you have no right to make fun of us, you know there was Yalta conference and ..." <-- I really saw this comment somewhere in the webs. ANd I hope I'm not generalising, it was just a random example.

So in other words I really like your approach to this subject :)

[omgimsuchadork.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :D

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

I'd wish to see it. I'm sure I will remember you user name :D so I won't miss your skit if you post it here in community :)

[oecchi.livejournal.com]

I'm half Polish myself, and I love these jokes. Especially the last one. XD

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

thank you :)

[radittz.livejournal.com]

hah, uwielbiam ostatni(nawet sama miałam to kiedys narysować), pamiętam tylko wersję gdzie po tekscie z gentlemanem jest "no nie wiem", a potem "Frnacuz skoczył" i oczywiście automatyczny skok w przepaść XD

Z kulkami też znałam w ciut innej odsłonie, ale wszystko wyszło Ci super :P

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

Fakt, fakt z kulkami przerobiłam, żeby się bardziej w Hetalię wpasował :)
W ogóle moim marzeniem jest narysowanie tego kawału:

Do hotelu w Związku Radzieckim późną porą przybył podróżny:
- Poproszę o pokój na jedną noc
- Niestety, mamy tylko wolne jedno miejsce w pokoju pięcioosobowym
- Może być, w końcu to tylko jedna noc - odpowiedział podrozny i pomaszerował do wskazanego pokoju
Ułozył się wygodnie i zamierzał zasnąć, ale współtowarzysze grali w brydża, opowiadali sobie kawały i co chwila wybuchali głośnym śmiechem. Podróżny ubrał się i zszedł do recepcji:
- Poproszę 5 herbat na górę za jakieś 10 minut
Wrócił do pokoju i mówi:
- Panowie tak swobodnie opowiadacie sobie dowcipy, a przecież tutaj może być założony podsłuch
- Co pan! W hotelu?
- Możemy to łatwo sprawdzić - i krzyczy do lampy - panie kapitanie! Poproszę pięć herbat do pokoju nr 14
Rzeczywiście, w tym momencie przynoszą herbatę. Współtowarzysze z lekką obawą kładą się spać. Rano podróżny wstaje i widzi, że prócz niego w pokoju nie ma nikogo.
Schodzi do recepcji:
- Co się stało z moimi współlokatorami?
- Rano zabrała ich policja
- A mnie dlaczego nie zabrali?
- Bo kapitanowi spodobał się kawał z herbatą.

gdzie podróżny=Feliks
goście=kraje Bałtyckie (obgadujące Iwana)
Kapitan=Iwan
Recepcjonistka=Natalia

Ten kawał jest wprost stworzony by go przerobić na Hetaliańska modłe :D

ale fakt rysowania infrastruktury mnie dobija :(

[inner-wings.livejournal.com]

XD
I love these. And your Poland is so cute.

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I love to draw cute Poland, but I wish he was a girl :( he would be totally fabolous!

[mykonos2.livejournal.com]

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[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

well thank you >:D

[simplistic-star.livejournal.com]

That last one. I remember it hahaha. It was so funny when I read it. And the fact that it's the same frame when they jump made it even funnier. I'm gonna save this now. =D

:D :D :D

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

It's such a strange feeling that people actually remember this, it makes me smile.

Re: :D :D :D

[simplistic-star.livejournal.com]

I'm glad. ^^ But really, it makes me happy to see some older stuff around here. It's nostalgic...I've been around this comm for too long maybe. xD

I'm sorry, I'm ranting here... nah, not really ;)

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

I know, I also feel like an oldtimer here (even though I'm quite old myself so I shouldn't complain haha) :) that's why I sometimes need a break from this community and go off-line for couple of weeks, and when I'm back I have no idea what's going on: new memes etc., I don't even count how many episodes I haven't been able to watch etc. I really like Hetalia, but I do not wish to overdose it, because I would hate it then ;) and I don't want it :D

Re: I'm sorry, I'm ranting here... nah, not really ;)

[simplistic-star.livejournal.com]

No actually, it's a good method. It keeps a good balance. ^^ Unlike me... orz

[lunarshade29.livejournal.com]

I wish I had heard of these jokes before now D:
They're pretty awesome (though I had to think for some of them...and I still don't fully get them because I fail).
You are a great artist by the way.

I read a comment you replied with (because I'm creeper-y) about how Poles like to joke about themselves but don't like others to joke about them.
I think a lot of people are that way about their nationality you know?
Some people may take it better than others too. I personally love America jokes because they tend to be true -_-

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much.

In Poland this kind of behavior is called "mentality of Kaly" .... Kaly is a character from Polish book for children (as far as I remember?). He can do what he want he can even be rude, but it's ok because he is Kaly. But if someone do the same bad thing to him, then this is the worst thing ever!

i.e.
Person: Kaly! you ate my apple D:
Kaly: I was hungry -_-
the next day
Person: Kaly I ate your pear, cos I was hungry
Kaly: How dare you?! You should ask! Now I will be hungry....ogghjdghhghagf

Hypocrisy I would say - I'm talking about Kaly , not about every Polish person, I mean come one , we have something called diversity of personalities here :) Like in every other nation on Earth, duh.

But oh well every nations has it bad sides ;) I'm completly different from this stereotype Pole, and so are people I know, but still stereotypes can be funny, so I just laught at it. Crying isn't cool :)

[lunarshade29.livejournal.com]

This Kaly--err Kali character sounds like he's interesting to read about.

Yeah, some stereotypes are very funny.

I don't know the American stereotype for the Polish to be honest.

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

it should be Kali not Kaly, I don't know how to type :)

[asakura-kindo.livejournal.com]

OH FELIKS XD (I would have jumped too xDDDD)

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

but it's dangerous D:

:)

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

FFFFF, I laughed so hard at the last one. XDDD So beautiful. Oh, Poland.

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

thank you- oh your icon, so much joy :)

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Aaah, thanks! XD I have way too many Poland icons, sob.

[kapusta17.livejournal.com]

(-_-)

XD
Ten żart ze skakaniem ze skały absolutnie pasuje do Hetalii!

Ale nigdy nie słyszałam tego z żółtymi piłeczkami... przepraszam, czy ktoś mógłby mi go krótko streścić? orz

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

Ja Ci go nawet opowiem :)

Diabeł złapał Polaka, Niemca i Amerykanina. Dal im po dwie metalowe kulki i obiecał, ze ich wypuści, jeśli zrobią z nimi cos, co go zadziwi. Po chwili Niemiec podrzucił jedna kulkę w gore i trafił w nią druga.
- No, całkiem niezłe - powiedział diabeł.
Amerykanin położył na ziemi jedna kulkę, a na niej postawił druga. Stała!
- No, to mnie lekko zdziwiło, ale zobaczymy co zrobi Polak.
Niestety, Polak jedna kulkę zepsuł, a druga zgubił.

Jak widać zmieniłam postaci i triki ;)

a Feliks jako Syzyf to moja własna wesoła twórczość, bo mój brat mi powiedział, że gdyby Polak był Syzyfem to by ten głaz albo zgubił albo popsuł ;) No i porównanie z żartem o żółtych kulkach przyszło natychmiastowo :D

[kapusta17.livejournal.com]

Dziękuję!

Jak Polak pokonał Greka, lol. ^^

[iwanttobeedo.livejournal.com]

Um, question? What's the original joke behind the first one? 'w';

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

I hope I won't butcher my translation :)

Devil caught Pole, German and American. He gave them 2 metal balls and promised he will let them out if they will show him some tricks, something he didn't saw before.
After a while German person throw one ball in the air and hit it with the second one (bull's eye?).
-Wow, not bad, not bad- devil said
American lay dwon the first ball on the flor and on it he put another, and it was standing still
-Well it does suprised me, but let's see what Pole did
Unfortunetly, Pole manages to broke the first and lost the second ball :(

as you can see I changed a lot of things ;)

[iwanttobeedo.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks a lot! It makes much more sense now. ^^

[seatapp.livejournal.com]

I remember that cliffjumping joke too! ♥ I've been wanting to do another version of it ever since you first posted it.

I don't think it's really hypocritic to joke about oneself but not like it when others joke about you. Now, if you were joking about others but then didn't want to hear jokes about you, that would be hypocritic...

Love France's reaction to being handcuffed...

[na-ka-ma.livejournal.com]

I've been wanting to do another version of it ever since you first posted it.

like do it :D *insert eager image here*

and I think Francis would be really, I mean REALLY pleased to be handcuffed, qui, qui (and YES! thank for using this word handcuffed, my mind was blank and I couldn't find a proper word so I just go with schackled ...but I would use handcuffed if I wasn't so lazy during my english classes and actually learn new words instead of doing more important thing...like slacking off;D) Domo, domo :D

[lady-black-cat.livejournal.com]

"FOR THE QUEEN!"

XD