Fanfiction: Arguing With Myself

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Well, it's official. I have no life.

Title: Arguing With Myself
Author/Artist: Meeee
Character(s) or Pairing(s): America
Rating: PG for one curse word.
Warnings: America is a moron.
Summary: During the Healthcare bill, America must have been... conflicted.

Spawned from a random convo here. Fanfic can be found there, as well as below. XD

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“I tell you, comrades, we have to vote yes on this bill. If it doesn’t pass quickly, we’ll- -” Momentary silence fell as Alfred spun on his heel and changed position, staring at where he was standing only moments before.

“Would you just shut up? And don’t you use that ‘comrade’ thing on me, its bull- -” Another moment of silence.

“No, no it isn’t! This bill is important, or heathcare will never- -”

“Mimic your brother’s but worse? Oh, happy day.”

“CAN IT!”

America continued to spin on his heel, yelling profanities back and forth and even once trying to punch himself by swinging at the air in front of him, spinning around, and being punched in the nose. Moments later, he was up again, yelling into the air with a small amount of blood running down his lip.

Elsewhere surrounding him, the 100 or so people sitting in the chairs around were absolutely silent. A few sat with their mouths agape, a few stared uncontrollably, and even a few in the back were giggling. It wasn’t long before America spun once more, this time to address the Senate staring back at him. By now, he was sporting a worse bloody nose, his glasses were askew, and he held the stupidest look on his face. It could only be described as something between a smile and a frown, ending up in some part of his face looking absolutely elated, and another looking as if it had just witnessed 9/11 for a second time.

“Gentlemen and ladies, I have reached my conclusion! We will pass this bill, and then get the House to vote no, so that way, it’s equal! WE’RE GONNA GET THIS!”

He looked like he’d just come up with the solution to world hunger. His Senators were far less amused.

“Look, Alfred…” One finally spoke up, walking up to him and pressing a 20 dollar bill in his hands as he was pushed towards the door. “How about you call up your brother and buy a drink, okay?”

Before America had time to respond, he was out of the room and his cell phone was already being dialed by an assistant.

When he arrived at the building the next day, he found a messily written sign hanging from the door that read “Closed to Nations.” America let out a long, low whine.

It took the entire day for him to leave after clawing at the door, but the Senate felt awfully accomplished.

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Like I said. Life, I do not has it.

Comments

[pyro-o.livejournal.com]

I REREAD IT. AND IT'S STILL FUNNY, LOLOMG. ♥


/tentatively offers up her own life to fill in yours, idek 8D

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

|D WE CAN SHARE YOUR LIFE, PROBABLY

Lololol. Glad to see you approve and that you don't mind I ripped a few sentences from ya. YOU ARE STILL MY INSPIRATION. ♥

[pyro-o.livejournal.com]

LOL THAT IS PERFECTLY FINE BB 8D

al;sdk I don't mind at all lmao I didn't even recognize them! you masked them so well with your amazing! ♥♥

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

xDDD; What. That was fantastic.

Actually, for some reason, I thought it'd work the other way around. The Senators would bicker amongst each other, and then Alfred would kick in Congress's door and be all "ALRIGHT, PASS THE DAMN THING! BECAUSE I KNEW GEORGE FUCKING WASHINGTON IN PERSON AND THEREFORE I AM RIGHT!"

/random

[hotbabysitter.livejournal.com]

I agree with this comment like whoa. Also this story is fanastic and lulzy-true :D

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

Glad you agree. :D I think I just like Alfred kicking in doors.

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Lololol, it might work that way. I just happened to pass by a convo of it happening like this and it just seemed too good to ignore. |D

Yeah, I don't know. Oh, what is our country.

[firebird-88.livejournal.com]

I agree with you there. Our country is so messed up sometimes. Throughout this whole health care debate, I've been watching the news and wishing I had a limp fish to beat people with. OTZ

[powderthefox.livejournal.com]

LOL.
...
LOL.

YES. Just so much yes. You made me so happy with this. Our dear America needs a nice long talk with a shrink, I think.

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Oh, but he's much more fun without one. 8DDD

Glad you liked~!

[redalertpeppers.livejournal.com]

WIN. THIS IS. SUCH. XD

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

XD Glad you enjoyed~! It was wayyyy too much fun to write.

[otaku1412.livejournal.com]

LOL I think this is what happens every time the American people are devided on some issue... lol

Good Job

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Lol, well, if the public is divided... XD

Glad you enjoyed!

[bonzai-bunny.livejournal.com]

xDD This is so awesome. I lol'd, Alfred would totally do this. Srsly, what's he going to do with his citizens divided on everything?

A house divided will punch itself in the face. xD

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

He's going to die. And give himself black eyes and bruised noses until someone tapes his arms to his body... though I'm sure he'll still find a way to injure himself.

... This is my new favorite quote ever oh my god iudngbfd |DDDD

[bonzai-bunny.livejournal.com]

Haha, you can use it if you like. :P

I've actually written a fic like that. Only it was a straitjacket and it involved the civil war. o:

[poke-maniac.livejournal.com]

So much love for this fic. It's even funnier than the real-life bickering that's been going on over that bill XD

Also, Alfred would totally get himself kicked out of his own Senate wouldn't he? Lol, oh Alfred ilu

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaah, thank you! |D Yeah, the bickering is just too entertaining to ignore. Oh, Hetalia, what have you done to my brain.

Lol, of course. I'm fairly sure Alfred would get kicked out of any government proceedings, considering they probably couldn't get a thing done with him around. XD

[ten-kaichi.livejournal.com]

“Gentlemen and ladies, I have reached my conclusion! We will pass this bill, and then get the House to vote no, so that way, it’s equal! WE’RE GONNA GET THIS!”

This line...it's just so...lovely XDD

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

|D I'm glad you enjoyed it! This fic was way too fun to write, lmao.

[kitrinathegreat.livejournal.com]

It took the entire day for him to leave after clawing at the door, but the Senate felt awfully accomplished.

One word: Perfect!

[kanisi-kokoro.livejournal.com]

Aaah, thank you! |3 ♥