Pedobear!UK goodies

[andziela.livejournal.com]

I bring you some pedobear!UK goodies~ It all begun in this post and awesome art by a_liger (I hope you don't mind this!) posted as a reply to my comment about UK being Pedobear in disguise. I hope you'll enjoy this cracky stuff.

I. Mobile phone wallpapers

In two most common screen sizes:

240 x 320 :



176 x 220 :



II. LJ icons (I know the transparency is off but I had to use lower quality in order to fit in the 40KB limit)

The first one :



Variations :





(I know there's a problem with this one but I can't fix it. In Image Ready it's OK, but after saving it goes like this. Ideas anyone?)

III. Extras

Extra gif :



Template for your pedobear!UK icon size gif with your own text. Just open it in Image Ready and replace the text in the text layer in the last frame. Save it with "Dithered 32" setting. The quality won't be that awesome, but you'll be able to upload it as an icon :D
DL from MediaFire

And last but not least, original art!



If you use any of this don't credit me, credit the artist, a_liger

Comments

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

You naughty naughty pedos.

[andziela.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO! My new IDOL. I'm going to worship him.

[ihasachezburger.livejournal.com]

Little boys! Run in fear and terror! SEALAND HIDE!

[andziela.livejournal.com]

And Latvia? I can tell from his face that he met pedo!UK and shota!Greece. Plus, he has Russia. Even Francis isn't such pervy as them. He only likes it with adults xD
Sealand, you're the most wanted jailbait. Even Sweden bought you to satisfy his pedohusband needs. Poor you...

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

It's scary when France isn't the biggest perv out of the group. Oh history, you're so naughty... Why wasn't I taught about the pedos in class?

[andziela.livejournal.com]

He's pervy only for the adults, Russia will take anything as long as it has a hole, UK & Greece are two pedos, with support from Austria and Hungary. Poland and Switzerland = traps. Latvia, Sealand, Hong Kong, Taiwan, even Japan and Korea are all jailbaits. Oh Hetalia, what is going to be next?

I'll start paying attention at my history class. I'm gonna have WW2 and since my teacher is a total historyfag and, as he himself says, "married only to history" I'm sure I'll have some interesting facts that aren't in books.
In Poland they can't make a proper sexed classes, so it's worse here I guess. Funny thing, that there was a pedo psychologist living like... half a km away from my primary school?

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

It's... easier to study the subjects when nearby like that?

I think I'm scared to find out what's next in Hetalia.... unless it involves cowboys. *shifty eyes* I'm a bit sad that I don't have to take anymore history classes cause Hetalia made it fun....

[andziela.livejournal.com]

Practical lessons, scary @_@

Zoophilia, maybe? Well, Poland has a pony, UK has imaginary unicorn (imaginary friends, big problem when you're already an adult), Sweden and Finland bought a dog.
My mother studied history, I'm using her as an ultimate sauce of interesting fact. Sadly, Middle Ages are her favourite :( BUT! My historician loves WW2. It's gonna be awesome, I know it. And I'm making fun of my historyfag classmates, they didn't know Axis countries. I feel superior now.

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

N-no, it should not go there. Leave the animals alone.

Well, look at it this way, it's better to have two people who have different interests than both being into the same thing. It broadens stuff!

Be sure to tell them how horrified Japan was about Italy's driving.

[andziela.livejournal.com]

I can't think of another -philia at the moment.

Bad thing, if they're interests are like heaven and hell. A pedophile and a gerontophile would have a really hard time together.

I made them support my theory that Polish and Lithuanian Commonwelth and about 400 years of marriage were destroyed by Prussia, Russia and Austria only because they were jealous. And Russia wanted a maid.

I'd rather not tell this my teacher, I don't want to repeat a year since it's my last year in high school xD

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

Heheh, yes... your teacher might give you more than just the odd look if that's how you explain how things went down.