Pedobear!UK goodies

[andziela.livejournal.com]

I bring you some pedobear!UK goodies~ It all begun in this post and awesome art by a_liger (I hope you don't mind this!) posted as a reply to my comment about UK being Pedobear in disguise. I hope you'll enjoy this cracky stuff.

I. Mobile phone wallpapers

In two most common screen sizes:

240 x 320 :



176 x 220 :



II. LJ icons (I know the transparency is off but I had to use lower quality in order to fit in the 40KB limit)

The first one :



Variations :





(I know there's a problem with this one but I can't fix it. In Image Ready it's OK, but after saving it goes like this. Ideas anyone?)

III. Extras

Extra gif :



Template for your pedobear!UK icon size gif with your own text. Just open it in Image Ready and replace the text in the text layer in the last frame. Save it with "Dithered 32" setting. The quality won't be that awesome, but you'll be able to upload it as an icon :D
DL from MediaFire

And last but not least, original art!



If you use any of this don't credit me, credit the artist, a_liger

Comments

[ihasachezburger.livejournal.com]

OH WHAT HAVE I CREATED!?

... Do you want Shotacat Greece too? He likes little boys too.

[demikkusuu.livejournal.com]

GOD I THOUGHT PEDOBEAR WAS ONLY INTO LOLIS. DDD:

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

NOT THE ENGLISH VERSION! THE EYEBROWS TURNED HIM INTO SHOTACON

[ibaly.livejournal.com]

Holy caca there are so many of them DAHAHAHAHA

[andziela.livejournal.com]

IT'S BECAUSE HE HAD SO MANY CHILDREM WITH HIM!

Sure! But I think that the most awesome pedos in Hetalia are Austria and Hungary. 'cmon, Chibitalia and Holy Roman Empire were with them!

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

You naughty naughty pedos.

[andziela.livejournal.com]

WOOHOO! My new IDOL. I'm going to worship him.

[andziela.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW, THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[andziela.livejournal.com]

Look out for your younger siblings! (if you have any xD)

[ibaly.livejournal.com]

Don't have any.

But.

Crap. LEAST I LOOK EIGHTEEN

[inmemorybound.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows Brits are quintessentially gay.

[ihasachezburger.livejournal.com]

Little boys! Run in fear and terror! SEALAND HIDE!

[andziela.livejournal.com]

Good luck with running away! I'm safe, since I turned 18 ten days ago. But there are SO MANY kids in my neighborhood.

[andziela.livejournal.com]

And Latvia? I can tell from his face that he met pedo!UK and shota!Greece. Plus, he has Russia. Even Francis isn't such pervy as them. He only likes it with adults xD
Sealand, you're the most wanted jailbait. Even Sweden bought you to satisfy his pedohusband needs. Poor you...

[ibaly.livejournal.com]

I've... been in hiding. Yes. I just turned seventeen not even five days ago. :< But ever since I entered high school people keep thinking I'm a senior.

There are a lot of old people here. Maybe they're my repellent.

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

It's scary when France isn't the biggest perv out of the group. Oh history, you're so naughty... Why wasn't I taught about the pedos in class?

[bubbole.livejournal.com]

My God this is AWESOME.
Pedo!UK is in your kindergarten, acting like a teacher. (or something like this?)

[andziela.livejournal.com]

He's pervy only for the adults, Russia will take anything as long as it has a hole, UK & Greece are two pedos, with support from Austria and Hungary. Poland and Switzerland = traps. Latvia, Sealand, Hong Kong, Taiwan, even Japan and Korea are all jailbaits. Oh Hetalia, what is going to be next?

I'll start paying attention at my history class. I'm gonna have WW2 and since my teacher is a total historyfag and, as he himself says, "married only to history" I'm sure I'll have some interesting facts that aren't in books.
In Poland they can't make a proper sexed classes, so it's worse here I guess. Funny thing, that there was a pedo psychologist living like... half a km away from my primary school?

[kohikki.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, these are amazing.
XD

[andziela.livejournal.com]

Let's hope he'll consider you to old. Good camouflage is important, liek, really important.

What will we do if he has a brother, a Gerontobear? (y'know, gerontophilia xD)

[demikkusuu.livejournal.com]

NOT THE EYEBROWS NOT THE EYEBROWS SOMEONE GET THE RAZOR.

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

It's... easier to study the subjects when nearby like that?

I think I'm scared to find out what's next in Hetalia.... unless it involves cowboys. *shifty eyes* I'm a bit sad that I don't have to take anymore history classes cause Hetalia made it fun....

[a-liger.livejournal.com]

OR THE HOT WAX

[andziela.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Rather, in your nursery. There's one near me, I can see it from my window.

[andziela.livejournal.com]

Thank you!