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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] hetalia2009-01-19 07:44 pm

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INSPIRED BY THIS THREAD, HAVE SOME CRACK GERMANY/FRANCE HETALIA FIC which I blame [livejournal.com profile] mammaria and [livejournal.com profile] anasyrma for

http://community.livejournal.com/somniaexmachina/13650.html

I KNOW NOTHING THIS FANDOM IS WANKY ETC ETC

/contributes to spam

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU SEE WHY YOUR BROTHER NEEDS TO BE STOPPED.

[identity profile] kreuzedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
MORE LIKE FRANCE NEEDS TO GO AWAY FOREVER.

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
But you guys... want him...

annexed.

ic, what is ic

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Tell that to Ludwig, because I think he really wants him.

It might be the tightie whities that make him think that way.

we spit on this concept

[identity profile] kreuzedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Time to knock some sense into West.

PEW. PEW PEW.

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
SO that means you join the Allies? The side of justice and heroes and liberty and fuck yeah, good guys?

SHAZAM.

[identity profile] kreuzedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
...But I'll smell like France if I do that.

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
France doesn't even really count.

[identity profile] kreuzedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Still.

...I'll be my own side. My own glorious side.

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
But then Germany's just gonna annex you again, and that means you'll be just one more country to save!

[identity profile] deutschedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
["again."

BRB HATING HIS LIFE.]

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah that's right, you better get your crazy brother back in that house. ]

[identity profile] kreuzedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck that. I have more of an army than he does this time!

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ staaare. siiiigh. ]

[identity profile] deutschedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Your "army" is yourself and one woman.

[identity profile] kreuzedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
More than yours.

And I think we have a computer program. And a scientist.

Re: SHAZAM.

[identity profile] deutschedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
As France is now part of the Großdeutsches Reich, he will soon start to --

god is this edingly canon guys idek

[identity profile] kreuzedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah but you'll smell more like him too.

I'm doing this alone.

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
YOU EUROPEANS NEED TO STOP SMELLING LIKE EACH OTHER.

[identity profile] lovingedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I know you all love me and all, but must you really discuss my smell to such extent~? It's getting a little creepy, you know~

[identity profile] fuckyeahedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
HEY IT'S NOT ME, it's your new boyfriends!

Re: god is this edingly canon guys idek

[identity profile] deutschedingly.livejournal.com 2009-01-20 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGH THATS IT IM WALLIN YOU IN SOMEWHERE]