[vid] Which country has the worst lovers?

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

I think this video might be of interest to you guys XD Also so this post isn't too off-topic there's an additional Hetalia fanart by me.

 

All I can say is awwwwww Greece <3 And the extra fanart is here lawl:
 

Comments

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

So does Italy have the worst lover or America?

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

Germany has the worst lovers.
America was rated 5th worst and Italy was rated 3rd best.

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

So Germany's got a great lover, Italy's got a bad one, and England and America can't tell the difference similar to the "they have no sense of taste" argument?

[chibitalia-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh I didn't understand what you meant at first. I thought you were talking about the actual countries mentioned in the video XD

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

This is Hetalia right? XD I will slash accordingly.

[fivedayslater.livejournal.com]

Props to Spamano for taking spots 1 and 2 XD

[hagane-no-mame.livejournal.com]

You mean 1 and 3. Brazil-tan where are you?

[fivedayslater.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah true.

Most epic threesome ever though. XP

[vantic.livejournal.com]

America and England must have a pretty interesting love life is America is too rough and England is just too Lazy..

[kuroikiba.livejournal.com]

England is UKe, as everyone already knows XD

[flamefox324.livejournal.com]

I like how they guy saying "Americans are rough?" and made himself sound like a Texan (?). xD

[kenethyra.livejournal.com]

Save horses and ride a cowboy. XD

Re: LOL @ vid

[anonfirefly.livejournal.com]

When the fic is finished, may I have a link? 83

And American men too rough? Virgin I may be, slasher I am, and it definitely sounds more like a pro than con to me.

Re: LOL @ vid

[quasiarti.livejournal.com]

well I heard it makes reference that America men just go all rough but not caring about gving pleasure to their couple

I think this wonderful illustration explain better my point

http://chira-chira.deviantart.com/art/hetalia-usuk-literally-140636417

[thecupcakebat.livejournal.com]

Lmfao, poor Germany. <3

And doesn't Greece have the highest sex rate anyways? Apparently the Greeks like a little lovey-dovey.

Psh, I still think Italians are the best lovers, but that's just me. ;)

[flamefox324.livejournal.com]

I seriously see nothing wrong with Greeks all lovey-dovey.
I think it's sweet. <: They did have the highest sex rates but I dunno if the stat polls where basically the Greek themselves or also other foreign people they slept with? Am I making any sense? <:

[thecupcakebat.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Of course I also don't see what's wrong with American guys being a little rough or the Dutch being dominating, but that's just me.
Haha, I understand what you're saying. They mentioned that the women selected for the poll came from 20 different countries... maybe just not too many Greek ladies, it seems.

[starlightfairy2.livejournal.com]

Well...at least Germany/Italy balance out? XD Germany sucks and Italy's pretty damn good.

And HELL YES SPAMANO. Sexy.

[toastxkun.livejournal.com]

lol i heard of this poll on the radio one day XD

lol i found this really funny

[hotgimmick12.livejournal.com]

Italy just will have to train Germany to be a better lover.

[thecupcakebat.livejournal.com]

Or make him bathe more often.

[coraltum.livejournal.com]

See, England just wants to lie there and let America do all the rough work, so... hey, it balances out!

Notice how the top three are Latin countries? Typical. :}

I actually thought Swedes would be great lovers, but huh...

[lai-choi-san.livejournal.com]

See, England just wants to lie there and let America do all the rough work.

I find this particularly hilarious because I have a friend, he is French and gay and he spent some years in London. He was always complaining about the English who lay in bed and then were waiting... Now he goes out with an Australian.

[bonzai-bunny.livejournal.com]

This. This makes me think of a strange (vaguely racist) Italian commercial last night. Only instead of that, Italy pushing Germany in the washer and getting...a South Africa-tan?

[tokene.livejournal.com]

lolwhut?

[bonzai-bunny.livejournal.com]

xDD That was my exact reaction when I first saw it. Who knew Italy had a thing for Black men~? o:

[sexyhorny.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh.... if only laundry detergents worked like that XD

[ridensgirl.livejournal.com]

I remember perfectly that video... It caused some problems when it was aired on TV here in Italy... Though I found it extremely funny (also, before getting transformed, the guy was pretty ugly xD) Italians are not like that

[the-gabih.livejournal.com]

/brb dying of laughter.

Love your icon too btw!

[epicfail1211.livejournal.com]

lol America.
I could see that realistically happening with the character, with the whole brute strength thing and whatnot.

Didn't see Germany coming.

[historyblitz.livejournal.com]

Americans like it rough! We're hardcore like that!

[kitaakuu.livejournal.com]

_{apparently those meatballs cook a lot faster than we thought}

[sexyhorny.livejournal.com]

AMG, go have a shower, Germans >.<;;

[italia-pasta.livejournal.com]

I remember this poll. :D I love TYT! They're so awesome. <3

Basically, every nation needs to take tips from the Italians. ;) American men need to slow it doooowwwnnn a notch and learn to savor the moment. And Germans need to loosen up and enjoy themselves. ^^

[sara-rojo.livejournal.com]

don't you mean the Spanish? LOL

[kuri-neko413.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you go Australia~<3 (Lucky 7 lol?)


But, poor Iggy. ;_; And Germany... efficient, but smelly, apparently... (Maybe because he does it after training?)

Spamano ftw! And obvious Francis is obvious.

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[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

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[silvera88.livejournal.com]

That's why England has France as a lover, not America, end of topic :P

Btw, long time ago I read the article about that. The best lovers that weren't considered here (place 8-10) are: New Zealand, Denmark and... Canada xD

[shinidanie.livejournal.com]

Pologne too dominating...of course when it's Lithuania ~
awesome vids* thanks for sharing!

ok France, be happy you're the 4rth best lovers. (at least we're good in some things: food&sex~)

[nighty-sha.livejournal.com]

(Of course we are !)

[shinidanie.livejournal.com]

because I wasn't sure on how you write Lithunia so I didn't put attention on "Pologne"...I mean Poland. XD

thanks <3

[the-gabih.livejournal.com]

"I didn't know that English men were lazy."

You could've asked an Englishwoman- to be honest (not that I'd know about the sexual aspect of this), I'm not surprised.

That Scottish accent was appalling though... dear Lord. I lol'd.

[minya40.livejournal.com]

...Poor Finland.

[karinablue-rose.livejournal.com]

This is a really intersting topic of conversation.I wonder Japanese men fared?

[erizusilver.livejournal.com]

hahahaha we will never know!

[erizusilver.livejournal.com]

ahahahahah
Italy: Your smelly....
Germany: crule...so crule!

[sara-rojo.livejournal.com]

OMG, I can't believe nobody mentioned that the poor UK made it THREE TIMES into the "worst" poll XDXDXDXDXD (England, Wales and Scotland)
At least, Ireland scored relatively high on the best part.



So, we're top lovers. Fuck yeah. I never expected this, seeing as italians are the default cliché answer. But yeah, SPANISH MEN. I'll have to appreciate you more when I go back to my country ^^
Brazil...this reminded me that my father went there once for bussiness and came back in a daze, saying "everybody is beautiful; the men, the women, their dogs...everybody is just fucking gorgeous". I thought that was pretty funnyXD
Italians, obvious (kinda not true, at least in my experience). French, and so on...I don't know what to think about Americans ad Danish; that can be good at times and horrible at others *shrug*
On the other hand...Sweden. Ouch, manXD (there needs to be fic about too-quick!Su-san and incredulous!Finland xDDDDDD)