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[Other] 120 things Belgium shouldn't do.
Title: 120 Belgium shouldn't do.
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, England, France, a lot of more nations.
Rating: T.
Warnings: Nothing. Historical might be wrong.. I checked up everything double though. I also hope I don't offend anyone with this !
Summary: The title says it all.
1. I shall not mention how my people have better knowledge of the Dutch language than my brother's.
2. -nevertheless it’s true.
3. I shall not speak French in the presence of The Netherlands with France.
4. -Or Canada.
5. -Or Luxembourg.
6. -It will only annoy him.
7. I shall not speak German in the presence of the Netherlands with Germany.
8. -Or Prussia.
9. -Or Austria.
10. -Or Switzerland.
11. When soccer is brought up I am to ignore anyone asking my opinion on it.
12. I'm to ignore my brother when he mentions how on his account my team won from Turkey.
13. -It's true.
14. -At least I'm superior in bicycle racing.
15. -Or was..
16. Even though I've lived longer with Spain than my brothers it doesn’t mean I liked living with Spain
17. -He attacked Antwerp.
18. -I still can't forgive him for that.
19. -It was my brother who claimed sovereignty.
20. Our domestic chocolates are obviously the best worldwide.
21. -Even Liechtenstein agrees.
22. -Tying Switzerland to his chair and then forcefully shove Belgian chocolate in his mouth is not accepted by the other nations.
23. -I'm not allowed to make photos of him whilst crying in order to keep them as evidence.
24. -Prussia will try to steal them.
25. I should ignore Denmark when he tries to induce me into debates about beers.
26. –My brands are obviously better.
27. -Mine are also better than the Dutch ones.
28. -No comment on Germany's.
29. When there's another porn video shown then I am not to cover Luxembourg’s eyes.
30. -Even when Netherlands is in it.
31. -He's mature enough.
32. -Besides it's nothing new that we get to see.
33. Netherlands would be a great addition of the Fail Brother Trio.
34. -And the Bad Touch Trio.
35. Turkeys entry to the Eurovision was due to Belgian contribution
36. -So technically I also gained 7th place
37. I'm not allowed to call Germany a “mof”.
38. -Even when my brother started it.
39. I should stop to induce Denmark, Prussia, Netherlands, England and Germany into a drinking match.
40. -It's obviously who's gonna win.
41. -Me.
42. I should stand up and walk away when France sits next to me.
43. -Most likely he would start speaking French.
44. -Which I don't mind, but my brother does.
45. -I'm not to continue when Luxembourg joins in on our conversation.
46. I should not hit Netherlands when he's sitting stoned next to me.
47. -I'm not allowed to call the police and tell them that my brother hides weed in his house.
48. I'm not allowed to ignore England for being against my Prime-Minister becoming the next president of Europe.
49. -I won.
50. My people do not want to become one with Netherlands.
51. -Nor do they want to become one with Russia.
52. Whenever Prussia starts whining about wanting his land back I am to ignore him.
53. -He should not have started that war.
54. -Don't remind him my first King was Prussian.
55. -He had only agreed to my independency if my ruler were from his land.
56. I'll not make fun of Netherland's royals having German blood.
57. -Don't mention that unless you want to upset him.
58. -Brother's deceased King and Prince were both German.
59. I am not to be upset about World War I where my brother didn't help me.
60. -Though I am thankful that he took care of my people.
61. -And took care of us.
62. When Netherlands brings up that my Prime-minister sung the French anthem I am to ignore him.
63. -I'm not allowed to comment on how his is Harry Potter's father.
64. -It's lame.
65. -He'd agree to it
66. I am not France's daughter.
67. That Germany and I have the same colours in our flags means nothing.
68. -It really doesn't.
69. I should not hang out with Estonia too much.
70. -Especially when Russia is around.
71. -He keeps sending me weird glances and makes odd noises.
72. Whenever Germany jokes about those 'dirty Jews' I am not to hit him.
73. -Those so called 'dirty Jews' are keeping important parts of my economics alive and growing.
74. -I am really thankful of them.
75. -This does not mean I agree to what happens in Israel.
76. My breasts did not originate from Korea.
77. -No matter how much he insists on it.
78. -They originated from France.
79. I should not tell Hungary that I have a key to France's house.
80. -She'd most likely want me to put up video cameras in his house.
81. I am not a closet yaoi-fangirl.
82. -That I know that Germany and Prussia not only share the same bedroom but the same bed and that I have a good view from my bedroom is to be not shared with Japan or Hungary.
83. -That I sit almost every night in front of my window with popcorn to watch them is a lie.
84. -Only a couple of days.
85. The Francophone is not an excuse for orgy.
86. -No matter how much France insists it is.
87. -He walking around naked doesn't help during those meetings.
88. -Seychelles will most likely hit him.
89. I should stop telling Luxembourg where the bi-monthly girl nation meeting is.
90. -Somehow France always finds out.
91. -Switzerland isn't around to protect Liechtenstein.
92. -Belarus knives and Hungary's frying pan are enough though.
93. -We do not sexual harass him.
94. -That is impossible for he likes everything.
95. -Everything.
96. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
97. -I know everything about it.
98. When Latvia is being harassed by the Bad Touch Trio I should not tell Russia about it.
99. -It will only worsen things.
100. -Telling Belarus is a really bad idea.
101. It is mean to look at Netherlands and then whisper something to Luxembourg.
102. I should not joke about the 'Aryans' in front of Germany.
103. -Aryan did not originate from Korea.
104. -It originated from Persia.
105. -It means the complete opposite of 'blue eyes and blonde hair'.
106. I should stop joining Hungary and Japan from spying on the Nordics.
107. -Though Denmark and Norway are hot together.
108. -Especially when Iceland joins them.
109. -And Sweden and Finland.
110. I am not allowed to show anyone the pictures of a young Lovino.
111. -Especially where he's naked and in bath.
112. -Even Spain doesn't know they exist.
113. -He'd most likely want me to share with him.
114. -They're mine!
115. England had other reasons to join the war with Germany besides to protect my ports.
116. -I am not to tell France about what happened during WWI and WWII with England and me.
117. It was also partly thanks to Germany and Prussia that my brother gained independence.
118. -I should stop him from denying that fact.
119. -It's not nice to rub it in.
120. -It isn't.
- Mof = Dutch curse word for Germans. It's an old word but even now it's still used. I always thought that 'mof' was born during the second world war, but 'mof' is older that, even before the first world war.
- It's a well known fact that the Belgian know the language better than the Dutch.
- England was really against Herman Van Rompuy to become the President of Europe.
- Yves Leterme, the prime minister before Van Rompuy sung the French Anthem. It was a trick from the Walloons (so I heard) to make him look ridicules in front of his people.
- The funny thing is, now that Van Rompuy is gone, Yves Leterme is back as the new Prime Minister and the Walloons don't like that.
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, England, France, a lot of more nations.
Rating: T.
Warnings: Nothing. Historical might be wrong.. I checked up everything double though. I also hope I don't offend anyone with this !
Summary: The title says it all.
1. I shall not mention how my people have better knowledge of the Dutch language than my brother's.
2. -nevertheless it’s true.
3. I shall not speak French in the presence of The Netherlands with France.
4. -Or Canada.
5. -Or Luxembourg.
6. -It will only annoy him.
7. I shall not speak German in the presence of the Netherlands with Germany.
8. -Or Prussia.
9. -Or Austria.
10. -Or Switzerland.
11. When soccer is brought up I am to ignore anyone asking my opinion on it.
12. I'm to ignore my brother when he mentions how on his account my team won from Turkey.
13. -It's true.
14. -At least I'm superior in bicycle racing.
15. -Or was..
16. Even though I've lived longer with Spain than my brothers it doesn’t mean I liked living with Spain
17. -He attacked Antwerp.
18. -I still can't forgive him for that.
19. -It was my brother who claimed sovereignty.
20. Our domestic chocolates are obviously the best worldwide.
21. -Even Liechtenstein agrees.
22. -Tying Switzerland to his chair and then forcefully shove Belgian chocolate in his mouth is not accepted by the other nations.
23. -I'm not allowed to make photos of him whilst crying in order to keep them as evidence.
24. -Prussia will try to steal them.
25. I should ignore Denmark when he tries to induce me into debates about beers.
26. –My brands are obviously better.
27. -Mine are also better than the Dutch ones.
28. -No comment on Germany's.
29. When there's another porn video shown then I am not to cover Luxembourg’s eyes.
30. -Even when Netherlands is in it.
31. -He's mature enough.
32. -Besides it's nothing new that we get to see.
33. Netherlands would be a great addition of the Fail Brother Trio.
34. -And the Bad Touch Trio.
35. Turkeys entry to the Eurovision was due to Belgian contribution
36. -So technically I also gained 7th place
37. I'm not allowed to call Germany a “mof”.
38. -Even when my brother started it.
39. I should stop to induce Denmark, Prussia, Netherlands, England and Germany into a drinking match.
40. -It's obviously who's gonna win.
41. -Me.
42. I should stand up and walk away when France sits next to me.
43. -Most likely he would start speaking French.
44. -Which I don't mind, but my brother does.
45. -I'm not to continue when Luxembourg joins in on our conversation.
46. I should not hit Netherlands when he's sitting stoned next to me.
47. -I'm not allowed to call the police and tell them that my brother hides weed in his house.
48. I'm not allowed to ignore England for being against my Prime-Minister becoming the next president of Europe.
49. -I won.
50. My people do not want to become one with Netherlands.
51. -Nor do they want to become one with Russia.
52. Whenever Prussia starts whining about wanting his land back I am to ignore him.
53. -He should not have started that war.
54. -Don't remind him my first King was Prussian.
55. -He had only agreed to my independency if my ruler were from his land.
56. I'll not make fun of Netherland's royals having German blood.
57. -Don't mention that unless you want to upset him.
58. -Brother's deceased King and Prince were both German.
59. I am not to be upset about World War I where my brother didn't help me.
60. -Though I am thankful that he took care of my people.
61. -And took care of us.
62. When Netherlands brings up that my Prime-minister sung the French anthem I am to ignore him.
63. -I'm not allowed to comment on how his is Harry Potter's father.
64. -It's lame.
65. -He'd agree to it
66. I am not France's daughter.
67. That Germany and I have the same colours in our flags means nothing.
68. -It really doesn't.
69. I should not hang out with Estonia too much.
70. -Especially when Russia is around.
71. -He keeps sending me weird glances and makes odd noises.
72. Whenever Germany jokes about those 'dirty Jews' I am not to hit him.
73. -Those so called 'dirty Jews' are keeping important parts of my economics alive and growing.
74. -I am really thankful of them.
75. -This does not mean I agree to what happens in Israel.
76. My breasts did not originate from Korea.
77. -No matter how much he insists on it.
78. -They originated from France.
79. I should not tell Hungary that I have a key to France's house.
80. -She'd most likely want me to put up video cameras in his house.
81. I am not a closet yaoi-fangirl.
82. -That I know that Germany and Prussia not only share the same bedroom but the same bed and that I have a good view from my bedroom is to be not shared with Japan or Hungary.
83. -That I sit almost every night in front of my window with popcorn to watch them is a lie.
84. -Only a couple of days.
85. The Francophone is not an excuse for orgy.
86. -No matter how much France insists it is.
87. -He walking around naked doesn't help during those meetings.
88. -Seychelles will most likely hit him.
89. I should stop telling Luxembourg where the bi-monthly girl nation meeting is.
90. -Somehow France always finds out.
91. -Switzerland isn't around to protect Liechtenstein.
92. -Belarus knives and Hungary's frying pan are enough though.
93. -We do not sexual harass him.
94. -That is impossible for he likes everything.
95. -Everything.
96. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
97. -I know everything about it.
98. When Latvia is being harassed by the Bad Touch Trio I should not tell Russia about it.
99. -It will only worsen things.
100. -Telling Belarus is a really bad idea.
101. It is mean to look at Netherlands and then whisper something to Luxembourg.
102. I should not joke about the 'Aryans' in front of Germany.
103. -Aryan did not originate from Korea.
104. -It originated from Persia.
105. -It means the complete opposite of 'blue eyes and blonde hair'.
106. I should stop joining Hungary and Japan from spying on the Nordics.
107. -Though Denmark and Norway are hot together.
108. -Especially when Iceland joins them.
109. -And Sweden and Finland.
110. I am not allowed to show anyone the pictures of a young Lovino.
111. -Especially where he's naked and in bath.
112. -Even Spain doesn't know they exist.
113. -He'd most likely want me to share with him.
114. -They're mine!
115. England had other reasons to join the war with Germany besides to protect my ports.
116. -I am not to tell France about what happened during WWI and WWII with England and me.
117. It was also partly thanks to Germany and Prussia that my brother gained independence.
118. -I should stop him from denying that fact.
119. -It's not nice to rub it in.
120. -It isn't.
- Mof = Dutch curse word for Germans. It's an old word but even now it's still used. I always thought that 'mof' was born during the second world war, but 'mof' is older that, even before the first world war.
- It's a well known fact that the Belgian know the language better than the Dutch.
- England was really against Herman Van Rompuy to become the President of Europe.
- Yves Leterme, the prime minister before Van Rompuy sung the French Anthem. It was a trick from the Walloons (so I heard) to make him look ridicules in front of his people.
- The funny thing is, now that Van Rompuy is gone, Yves Leterme is back as the new Prime Minister and the Walloons don't like that.
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