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[Other] 120 things Belgium shouldn't do.
Title: 120 Belgium shouldn't do.
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, England, France, a lot of more nations.
Rating: T.
Warnings: Nothing. Historical might be wrong.. I checked up everything double though. I also hope I don't offend anyone with this !
Summary: The title says it all.
1. I shall not mention how my people have better knowledge of the Dutch language than my brother's.
2. -nevertheless it’s true.
3. I shall not speak French in the presence of The Netherlands with France.
4. -Or Canada.
5. -Or Luxembourg.
6. -It will only annoy him.
7. I shall not speak German in the presence of the Netherlands with Germany.
8. -Or Prussia.
9. -Or Austria.
10. -Or Switzerland.
11. When soccer is brought up I am to ignore anyone asking my opinion on it.
12. I'm to ignore my brother when he mentions how on his account my team won from Turkey.
13. -It's true.
14. -At least I'm superior in bicycle racing.
15. -Or was..
16. Even though I've lived longer with Spain than my brothers it doesn’t mean I liked living with Spain
17. -He attacked Antwerp.
18. -I still can't forgive him for that.
19. -It was my brother who claimed sovereignty.
20. Our domestic chocolates are obviously the best worldwide.
21. -Even Liechtenstein agrees.
22. -Tying Switzerland to his chair and then forcefully shove Belgian chocolate in his mouth is not accepted by the other nations.
23. -I'm not allowed to make photos of him whilst crying in order to keep them as evidence.
24. -Prussia will try to steal them.
25. I should ignore Denmark when he tries to induce me into debates about beers.
26. –My brands are obviously better.
27. -Mine are also better than the Dutch ones.
28. -No comment on Germany's.
29. When there's another porn video shown then I am not to cover Luxembourg’s eyes.
30. -Even when Netherlands is in it.
31. -He's mature enough.
32. -Besides it's nothing new that we get to see.
33. Netherlands would be a great addition of the Fail Brother Trio.
34. -And the Bad Touch Trio.
35. Turkeys entry to the Eurovision was due to Belgian contribution
36. -So technically I also gained 7th place
37. I'm not allowed to call Germany a “mof”.
38. -Even when my brother started it.
39. I should stop to induce Denmark, Prussia, Netherlands, England and Germany into a drinking match.
40. -It's obviously who's gonna win.
41. -Me.
42. I should stand up and walk away when France sits next to me.
43. -Most likely he would start speaking French.
44. -Which I don't mind, but my brother does.
45. -I'm not to continue when Luxembourg joins in on our conversation.
46. I should not hit Netherlands when he's sitting stoned next to me.
47. -I'm not allowed to call the police and tell them that my brother hides weed in his house.
48. I'm not allowed to ignore England for being against my Prime-Minister becoming the next president of Europe.
49. -I won.
50. My people do not want to become one with Netherlands.
51. -Nor do they want to become one with Russia.
52. Whenever Prussia starts whining about wanting his land back I am to ignore him.
53. -He should not have started that war.
54. -Don't remind him my first King was Prussian.
55. -He had only agreed to my independency if my ruler were from his land.
56. I'll not make fun of Netherland's royals having German blood.
57. -Don't mention that unless you want to upset him.
58. -Brother's deceased King and Prince were both German.
59. I am not to be upset about World War I where my brother didn't help me.
60. -Though I am thankful that he took care of my people.
61. -And took care of us.
62. When Netherlands brings up that my Prime-minister sung the French anthem I am to ignore him.
63. -I'm not allowed to comment on how his is Harry Potter's father.
64. -It's lame.
65. -He'd agree to it
66. I am not France's daughter.
67. That Germany and I have the same colours in our flags means nothing.
68. -It really doesn't.
69. I should not hang out with Estonia too much.
70. -Especially when Russia is around.
71. -He keeps sending me weird glances and makes odd noises.
72. Whenever Germany jokes about those 'dirty Jews' I am not to hit him.
73. -Those so called 'dirty Jews' are keeping important parts of my economics alive and growing.
74. -I am really thankful of them.
75. -This does not mean I agree to what happens in Israel.
76. My breasts did not originate from Korea.
77. -No matter how much he insists on it.
78. -They originated from France.
79. I should not tell Hungary that I have a key to France's house.
80. -She'd most likely want me to put up video cameras in his house.
81. I am not a closet yaoi-fangirl.
82. -That I know that Germany and Prussia not only share the same bedroom but the same bed and that I have a good view from my bedroom is to be not shared with Japan or Hungary.
83. -That I sit almost every night in front of my window with popcorn to watch them is a lie.
84. -Only a couple of days.
85. The Francophone is not an excuse for orgy.
86. -No matter how much France insists it is.
87. -He walking around naked doesn't help during those meetings.
88. -Seychelles will most likely hit him.
89. I should stop telling Luxembourg where the bi-monthly girl nation meeting is.
90. -Somehow France always finds out.
91. -Switzerland isn't around to protect Liechtenstein.
92. -Belarus knives and Hungary's frying pan are enough though.
93. -We do not sexual harass him.
94. -That is impossible for he likes everything.
95. -Everything.
96. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
97. -I know everything about it.
98. When Latvia is being harassed by the Bad Touch Trio I should not tell Russia about it.
99. -It will only worsen things.
100. -Telling Belarus is a really bad idea.
101. It is mean to look at Netherlands and then whisper something to Luxembourg.
102. I should not joke about the 'Aryans' in front of Germany.
103. -Aryan did not originate from Korea.
104. -It originated from Persia.
105. -It means the complete opposite of 'blue eyes and blonde hair'.
106. I should stop joining Hungary and Japan from spying on the Nordics.
107. -Though Denmark and Norway are hot together.
108. -Especially when Iceland joins them.
109. -And Sweden and Finland.
110. I am not allowed to show anyone the pictures of a young Lovino.
111. -Especially where he's naked and in bath.
112. -Even Spain doesn't know they exist.
113. -He'd most likely want me to share with him.
114. -They're mine!
115. England had other reasons to join the war with Germany besides to protect my ports.
116. -I am not to tell France about what happened during WWI and WWII with England and me.
117. It was also partly thanks to Germany and Prussia that my brother gained independence.
118. -I should stop him from denying that fact.
119. -It's not nice to rub it in.
120. -It isn't.
- Mof = Dutch curse word for Germans. It's an old word but even now it's still used. I always thought that 'mof' was born during the second world war, but 'mof' is older that, even before the first world war.
- It's a well known fact that the Belgian know the language better than the Dutch.
- England was really against Herman Van Rompuy to become the President of Europe.
- Yves Leterme, the prime minister before Van Rompuy sung the French Anthem. It was a trick from the Walloons (so I heard) to make him look ridicules in front of his people.
- The funny thing is, now that Van Rompuy is gone, Yves Leterme is back as the new Prime Minister and the Walloons don't like that.
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, England, France, a lot of more nations.
Rating: T.
Warnings: Nothing. Historical might be wrong.. I checked up everything double though. I also hope I don't offend anyone with this !
Summary: The title says it all.
1. I shall not mention how my people have better knowledge of the Dutch language than my brother's.
2. -nevertheless it’s true.
3. I shall not speak French in the presence of The Netherlands with France.
4. -Or Canada.
5. -Or Luxembourg.
6. -It will only annoy him.
7. I shall not speak German in the presence of the Netherlands with Germany.
8. -Or Prussia.
9. -Or Austria.
10. -Or Switzerland.
11. When soccer is brought up I am to ignore anyone asking my opinion on it.
12. I'm to ignore my brother when he mentions how on his account my team won from Turkey.
13. -It's true.
14. -At least I'm superior in bicycle racing.
15. -Or was..
16. Even though I've lived longer with Spain than my brothers it doesn’t mean I liked living with Spain
17. -He attacked Antwerp.
18. -I still can't forgive him for that.
19. -It was my brother who claimed sovereignty.
20. Our domestic chocolates are obviously the best worldwide.
21. -Even Liechtenstein agrees.
22. -Tying Switzerland to his chair and then forcefully shove Belgian chocolate in his mouth is not accepted by the other nations.
23. -I'm not allowed to make photos of him whilst crying in order to keep them as evidence.
24. -Prussia will try to steal them.
25. I should ignore Denmark when he tries to induce me into debates about beers.
26. –My brands are obviously better.
27. -Mine are also better than the Dutch ones.
28. -No comment on Germany's.
29. When there's another porn video shown then I am not to cover Luxembourg’s eyes.
30. -Even when Netherlands is in it.
31. -He's mature enough.
32. -Besides it's nothing new that we get to see.
33. Netherlands would be a great addition of the Fail Brother Trio.
34. -And the Bad Touch Trio.
35. Turkeys entry to the Eurovision was due to Belgian contribution
36. -So technically I also gained 7th place
37. I'm not allowed to call Germany a “mof”.
38. -Even when my brother started it.
39. I should stop to induce Denmark, Prussia, Netherlands, England and Germany into a drinking match.
40. -It's obviously who's gonna win.
41. -Me.
42. I should stand up and walk away when France sits next to me.
43. -Most likely he would start speaking French.
44. -Which I don't mind, but my brother does.
45. -I'm not to continue when Luxembourg joins in on our conversation.
46. I should not hit Netherlands when he's sitting stoned next to me.
47. -I'm not allowed to call the police and tell them that my brother hides weed in his house.
48. I'm not allowed to ignore England for being against my Prime-Minister becoming the next president of Europe.
49. -I won.
50. My people do not want to become one with Netherlands.
51. -Nor do they want to become one with Russia.
52. Whenever Prussia starts whining about wanting his land back I am to ignore him.
53. -He should not have started that war.
54. -Don't remind him my first King was Prussian.
55. -He had only agreed to my independency if my ruler were from his land.
56. I'll not make fun of Netherland's royals having German blood.
57. -Don't mention that unless you want to upset him.
58. -Brother's deceased King and Prince were both German.
59. I am not to be upset about World War I where my brother didn't help me.
60. -Though I am thankful that he took care of my people.
61. -And took care of us.
62. When Netherlands brings up that my Prime-minister sung the French anthem I am to ignore him.
63. -I'm not allowed to comment on how his is Harry Potter's father.
64. -It's lame.
65. -He'd agree to it
66. I am not France's daughter.
67. That Germany and I have the same colours in our flags means nothing.
68. -It really doesn't.
69. I should not hang out with Estonia too much.
70. -Especially when Russia is around.
71. -He keeps sending me weird glances and makes odd noises.
72. Whenever Germany jokes about those 'dirty Jews' I am not to hit him.
73. -Those so called 'dirty Jews' are keeping important parts of my economics alive and growing.
74. -I am really thankful of them.
75. -This does not mean I agree to what happens in Israel.
76. My breasts did not originate from Korea.
77. -No matter how much he insists on it.
78. -They originated from France.
79. I should not tell Hungary that I have a key to France's house.
80. -She'd most likely want me to put up video cameras in his house.
81. I am not a closet yaoi-fangirl.
82. -That I know that Germany and Prussia not only share the same bedroom but the same bed and that I have a good view from my bedroom is to be not shared with Japan or Hungary.
83. -That I sit almost every night in front of my window with popcorn to watch them is a lie.
84. -Only a couple of days.
85. The Francophone is not an excuse for orgy.
86. -No matter how much France insists it is.
87. -He walking around naked doesn't help during those meetings.
88. -Seychelles will most likely hit him.
89. I should stop telling Luxembourg where the bi-monthly girl nation meeting is.
90. -Somehow France always finds out.
91. -Switzerland isn't around to protect Liechtenstein.
92. -Belarus knives and Hungary's frying pan are enough though.
93. -We do not sexual harass him.
94. -That is impossible for he likes everything.
95. -Everything.
96. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
97. -I know everything about it.
98. When Latvia is being harassed by the Bad Touch Trio I should not tell Russia about it.
99. -It will only worsen things.
100. -Telling Belarus is a really bad idea.
101. It is mean to look at Netherlands and then whisper something to Luxembourg.
102. I should not joke about the 'Aryans' in front of Germany.
103. -Aryan did not originate from Korea.
104. -It originated from Persia.
105. -It means the complete opposite of 'blue eyes and blonde hair'.
106. I should stop joining Hungary and Japan from spying on the Nordics.
107. -Though Denmark and Norway are hot together.
108. -Especially when Iceland joins them.
109. -And Sweden and Finland.
110. I am not allowed to show anyone the pictures of a young Lovino.
111. -Especially where he's naked and in bath.
112. -Even Spain doesn't know they exist.
113. -He'd most likely want me to share with him.
114. -They're mine!
115. England had other reasons to join the war with Germany besides to protect my ports.
116. -I am not to tell France about what happened during WWI and WWII with England and me.
117. It was also partly thanks to Germany and Prussia that my brother gained independence.
118. -I should stop him from denying that fact.
119. -It's not nice to rub it in.
120. -It isn't.
- Mof = Dutch curse word for Germans. It's an old word but even now it's still used. I always thought that 'mof' was born during the second world war, but 'mof' is older that, even before the first world war.
- It's a well known fact that the Belgian know the language better than the Dutch.
- England was really against Herman Van Rompuy to become the President of Europe.
- Yves Leterme, the prime minister before Van Rompuy sung the French Anthem. It was a trick from the Walloons (so I heard) to make him look ridicules in front of his people.
- The funny thing is, now that Van Rompuy is gone, Yves Leterme is back as the new Prime Minister and the Walloons don't like that.
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No one likes it, even the Flemish don't .3.
And I think that this is great! Didn't offend me at all.
I'm happy that you also mentioned what Spain did to Antwerp, because I personally also think that Belgium hasn't forgiven him that yet.
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But I also heard Leterme did a lot of good things for us (I don't know what lulz) plus he's really popular according to my mom.. Why else would he get so many votes !? I don't know much about Belgian politics - besides their endless bickering over language - so I can't really talk much about it/know what Leterme did good and wrong.
I've seen a lot of pictures of Belgium being happy with Spain and Lovino and I did learn about the Belgians being more acceptable of the Spanish than the Dutch but my history book says that Spain did attack Belgian cities and I don't think Belgium would be happy about that.
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93. -We do not sexual harass him.
94. -That is impossible for he likes everything.
95. -Everything.
Hahaha~ So true! France likes everything~! ;D
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21. -Even Liechtenstein agrees.
22. -Tying Switzerland to his chair and then forcefully shove Belgian chocolate in his mouth is not accepted by the other nations.
I've always liked Belgian chocolates more than the Swiss ones~ *shot*
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I put the one about the Queen in the list because while both The Netherlands and Belgium were neutral, Belgium was attacked and the Netherlands not during WWI. Some Belgian are a little bitter how the Netherlands didn't help Belgium during WWI (even more so towards the Germans!). I prefer Juliana above Beatrice, actually.. I know Juliana did a lot of good things for her country it wasn't my intention to insult her like that. I'll change the sentence to something different so it will not be insulting.
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Yeah we're more polite, which can be annoying lol. Y'know, we're not really a foreign country. We used to be one (lulz Russia) and even back then we shared the same language, all we did was break apart and still use the same language. Why would they suffer a complex ? I mean, Balkenende said no one asked him for the position so you can't really blame Balkenende, it pisses me off how Geert Wilders comments on Balkenende after he came back from Brussels.
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Well, it's annoying because most are too humble about theirself !!! @____@ I mean, here in the netherlands they're all arrogant while compared to there.. complete opposite haha ! Wut Netherlands is a big country international o_o Sure not as big as Germany and France, but Netherland also plays a big role with almost everything ! The wars in the middle east, Netherlands there, also has a big role in America, in Europe, Middle East, so I don't think they should have a problem with that !
Geert Wilders makes me laugh to be honest lol. No, I read in the Spits and the Algemeen Dagblad (I'm a Belgian who lives in The Netherlands :'D) about Geert Wilders bitching and complaining about Balkenende. He's all about "close the borders" while Europe is about "opening borders to everyone" haha.
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Yeah, we have more people than the Nordics so I guess that also counts. People are just arrogant because they have their new Pim Fortuyn in Geert Wilders, I believe it will pass after a while and everyone will forget Geert Wilders just like Rita Verdonk.
Haha to be honest, I don't want Belgium and the Netherlands to become one again. The borders are open, we have the same language and mostly the same history and the same currenc which I find more than enough. Belgium is okay like this. Well I don't know much about Luxembourg-Netherlands or Luxembourg-Belgium either, I guess everything is ok or else we'd have heard of them by now.
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and the nordic videos too!!
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Pfft, who doesn't !
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also my inner dutchman really disagrees with nr 1 (though this might be true BUTI'LLNEVERSAYTHATOUTLOUD instead I'll just childishly point at your last number and go HA, WHO'S DUMBER NOW /shot)
hmm come to think of it, maybe it has something to do with schools in belgian being many times more strict than here in dutchland? I have a belgian cousin and he's told me stories xD
also 27 (LIES), 41 (stop fooling yourself pfffttt) and 81 (stop pretending eehee)
33 and 34, I kind of nodded my head to THOUGH NL wasn't that bad of a brother, r-right? ;A; Ikindofcriedontheinside
loved reading this, good job<3
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Well I don't know if it has anything to do with stricter schools or not about the language, but when I was 8 I was honestly SCARED of my teachers, they didn't mind to hit you when you did something wrong or whatever you did that was not acceptable in their eyes ! When I moved to the netherlands it was the COMPLETE opposite, uniforms gone, praying gone too, no teachers that would hit you or make fun of you in front of the whole class.
Pffft, I honestly don't know who can drink more between the dutch and belgian, the only thing I know is that Belgium makes a lot of /good/ beer (according to other people lulz) and since a lot of 101 lists have also compared their beers I did it too xD
Well I think he was D: Belgium is Catholic and Netherlands was Protestant and they did treat the belgians like scum.. (tweedehands mensen) If the dutch treated Southern Netherlands better, I think it would still have been united Netherlands and not Belgium and Netherlands.
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also, we kinda made that list in a group convo |'''DDDD so the input varies lmao
WHOA, that really is a difference x'D I seriously can't imagine that, it sounds so cruel, tough I wouldn't have slacked off so much if they'd teach us like that OTL I was always one of the obedient kids though /justnotthatsmart
Really? D': I never heard of that!! Though I think it might have to do with the protestants holding a big grudge against the katholics after being treated the same way? /beeldenstorm etc etc
and because belgium stayed with spain-
I like history, but I always mix up dates and events =v=" so I don't really know much
as for beer, I also hear a lot of comments on our beer being good from ousiders |'''DDD but I guess we could make a truce and say we are equals >v> even when we obviously think we're the better beer makers/drinkers lmao
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Yeah, Spain is Catholic and didn't like it when the dutch became Protestant so they tried to push it down and who wasn't Catholic was faced something worse. Southern Netherlands followed Spain with their faith but North didn't. That's why when Netherlands gained independence treated southern Netherlands like that, they still followed Spain in some way and they didn't like that.
Lmao, true, but I don't really care about beer. I find it disgusting, it being German, Dutch or Belgian so it doesn't matter to me. :'D
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I live in brabant, as the lowest part of the netherlands, we were pretty much always the 'sjaak' |'D as in, whenever shit happened between north and south we'd be right in the middle of it (my father actually called us the poland of the netherlands lmao)
/actually can't stomach beer either |''DDD
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21. -Even Liechtenstein agrees.
LOL! All we need is reply from Switzerland.
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Ha ha wait 'till the police find out.
I have a feeling that Belgium don't really like Korea that much.
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Oh yeah, and my dad's family and I are Flemish; yay Flemings! :D