Things America is No Longer Allowed to Do (3/?)

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Title: Things Alfred F. Jones is No Longer Allowed to do at the UN Meetings (Part 3/?)
Fandom: Axis Powers: Hetalia
Characters/Pairings: America (Alfred F. Jones) is the focus of all of them. Various other countries make appearances. Being the fangirl I am, I may make references to my favorite pairings. USUKcoughcough
Genre: General, I guess?
Words: 1,394 ALOT DAMN
Warnings: Alfred's behavior. Human names. Crack.
Summary: Some things Alfred does that the other nations must ban him from doing ever again. (Part Three)
Author's Notes: Saw this funny prompt on the kinkmeme (here), a list of things Alfred is banned from doing at UN Meetings. Was inspired to make drabbles out of several. They're so fun! Also, splitting it in parts since I don't wanna squish too many in one post.

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( - When I vote, I am to sign my name 'The United States of America'. Not 'Jack Sparrow', 'T.S. Elliot', 'Junie B. Jones', 'Ash Ketchum', or 'North Korea'. )

( - I will not say that all the Asian nations look alike )

( - I am not allowed to sneak up on Russia and say Belarus is coming, even if it's hilarious watching him run and scream like a little girl )

( - I'm not allowed to propose to England and then scream 'You just got PUNK'D' )

( - When Germany says 'Stop!', the proper response is to be quiet, not to get up and shout 'HAMMER TIME' )

Trying to remember all the nations I included in these is a pain, seriously. *headdesk*