[Fanarts] Bringing you all kinds of sex machines mes chéris.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Title: Massive dump of various sexy people :D
Author/Artist: weirdpika which is me. I guess. It's nearly metaphysical yo! Credits to rabieskatten and Yuli ( woman, when I linked your Lj, it made my Lj-cut going butt hurt D: )for the preview picture. I don't know shit about drawing programs.
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Iceland like you've never seen him ( her? ), HK because we all love this cutie pie, GilbertxChick ( that's an actually pairing right? ), Sweden, and some extras called Macau( wamyne totally threatened me to put it in the description D: *laughs*)
Rating:PG-15 lol Oh wait, I don't know if you need a PG rate for sexiness and impossible limbs poses. OTL
Warnings: I don't know how to use a computer. That's enough of a warning I think.



That could be either straight out Denmark's dirty fantasies or England's worst nightmare.

I was actually asked to draw this by the two kind and crazy ladies who helped me doing the preview picture. They wanted Iceland.

IN A DRESS. OTL

At first I was like " WTF GIRLS? I ONLY DRAW BISHIES!" and then I just couldn't help it. Man, look at these legs. I'm almost jealous of him...






They wanted sexy legs... so my french side went straight out for a Can-Can dress. THAT WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO DRAW. Damn frills. The machine gun was from me I CONFESS. But Icelandic people own a lot of riffles and such. To freak the shit out of England over the codfish monopole j/k
He kind of looks like Finland. But Iceland is actually pretty hard to dicern from him Imo.

Here's my baby, my personal eye-candy.




Oh HK I LOVE YOU GODDAMN SO MUCH. I WAS RAPING YOU WITH MY MIND WHILE DRAWING YOU FFFFFFFFF OTL


( Edit n°27 : I remember a funny moment when I acutally had to ask wamyne about how to draw crotches... I actually have great troubles drawing them... MAYBE BECAUSE MY IMAGINATION IS RUNNING A BIT WILD WHILE DOING SO. Anyway, props for her and her amazing crotch knowledges ROFL ( she'll kill me ) and for knowingly and unknowingly making me do so many edits on this damn post :D )

For those who are wondering, this coat is from his Papa's greatest warrior ( even as a French person, I greatly admire him for humiliating us ) I daresay :The Most Noble Lord Horatio Nelson, Viscount and Baron Nelson, of the Nile and of Burnham Thorpe in the County of Norfolk, Baron Nelson of the Nile and of Hilborough in the said County, Knight of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, Vice Admiral of the White Squadron of the Fleet, Commander in Chief of his Majesty's Ships and Vessels in the Mediterranean, Duke of Bronte in Sicily, Knight Grand Cross of the Sicilian Order of St Ferdinand and of Merit, Member of the Ottoman Order of the Crescent, Knight Grand Commander of the Order of St. Joachim .

And I'm not ashamed to say I copy-pasted this straight out from wikipedia.

Yes you read it right. It's that badass motherfucker's coat


Trafalgar was his doing, mes compatriotes.

Back to Hong Kong, while drawing this, I kind of wanted to name him but I think that some of you might have already found a name for him deep down in your fangirls heart. I asked Yuli ( I can't link to your Lj so i'll fucking put your name in motherfucking Bold, woman ) to help me out finding an awesome English name and we went DAWWWW SEXY on the name : Ethan. I mean, c'mon Ethan is just pure SEXAY. And i went in my quest to find him a chinese name ( yeah he's still chinese all right ) and I accidentally found something awesome : Kei Ying (麒英 ) I looked up for translation on Denshi Jisho and i mean C'MON THIS IS GOD SENT : 麒 means CHINESE UNICORN FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF i mean HOW? it can mean "bright" too but this translation is less fabulous.
And 英 simply means .... England. ( it can also mean excellent, but again, fabulous translation wins )

Oh well, you might not find this as fabulously awesome as I do XD

To stay in the awesome vibes, YULI ( now it's in motherfucking caps woman ) is my Gilhardcorefan mate, so I drew this especially for her awesomeness :



The chick looks retarded and he has impossible legs/hands poses and I crammed tons of shit on his coat LOL

It was really a fun time drawing him.

He's listenning to his dear brother's boring speech <3 lol

Here's the last one, I did this for rabieskatten 's birthday ( back in May LOL ) and the thing is that this woman just can't stop eating it's so frightening. And she stays slim. LOL




:D

And now, I know we can't post original characters here so I just put a link to my LJ ( i'm a fake true Lj cut LOL ) I drew Portugal back in Mars ( edit : yes, you read it right, I wrote Mars becase I'm fucking French and I meant March. EXCUSEZ MY RELAPSE ) , and now I did his son... Macau :D

I drew him a lot with Hk, so check it out if you want to!




Click on the pic to get to the little monster! RAWR! C'mon click on it or wamyne will freaking eat me alive. I swear she will.
Well, I've spend a lot of time writing this damn post *laughs* Hope you'll enjoy it!

Btw, if some skilled people want to help me to color some of my drawings, I'll gladly accept :D

LOVE TO YOU ALL <3

Comments

[narcomanic.livejournal.com]

:D So, Ethan Kei Ying? Not bad, not bad. And I'd totally do him. In that coat. Or without. Whatever. Gilbo and his sexy uniform can come and join too. :D

So, yeah. You really have such a cool style.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

You can start with the coat and remove it afterward :D

Hmm I just love sexy uniforms too much :D

Thank you so much :D I'm really glad you like it i should draw them naked sometime

Doesn't Ethan Kei Ying sound like some scandals-involved actor's name ? ( not thinking in anyone in peculiar, I mean, they're all involved into pervy/scandalous things anyway *laughs* )

:D

[kitaakuu.livejournal.com]

_{Chinese unicorn LMFAO oh Hong Kong, so handsome.
I have to say Iceland looks very beautiful xD}

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

I know!! he looks so... feminine ahahah I was hoping the machine gun would make him more manly :X

I'm glad you liked it ;D

[mimi-pie.livejournal.com]

OMG LMAO ICELAND XD He looks really pretty actually. HAH.

Ah, I hope you color these! They would look really great!
I love your charming style for the boys. The girls...I mean, Iceland, look really sly and cool.

dammit i want to give you SAI so you can color these =A=

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much <3 *hugs*

LOL Iceland has sexual identity problems all right XD

I actually have sai and even open canvas and EVEN A TABLET but I dunno i must be too retarded for this D: I just can't manage to color anything, even when using tutorials :X Some people here just have some mad coloring skills and I'm maybe too impatient to be like them OTL FUCK MY EGO

[wamyne.livejournal.com]

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

SHIT WOMAN YOU

YOU ARE FREAKING EVIL !

can you make it sparkle with coin money ? LOL

<3 Love you so much for supporting me XD

[ladytemeraire.livejournal.com]

Your art is amaaaaaaaaazing~ And I like your name for Hong Kong much better than the one I used in my fanfic (and the translation ROFLMAO). Mind if I borrow it? :3 *promises to credit*

Also, the lovely details on the uniforms made me nosebleed a little. (There's just something intrinsically sexy about a man in military dress, y/y?)

Please keep drawing!

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Wahh thank you, you almost made me blush!!! NO, YOU ACTUALLY DID!

Sure you can use it! SPREAD THE SEXAY XDD no need to credit, I mean, Ethan's everyone property hehehe

I know, I'm just so gay for military dresses I might just only draw the nation tan in them! I'm doing a lot of researches on wikipedia when I'm drawing a uniform :D Prussia is a mix of Bismark ( lol ) and another Prussian military guy I found randomly :D I'm glad my efforts made someone happy :3

[ladytemeraire.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I actually meant Kei Ling, not Ethan (which incidentally is my brother's name, lol).

Good to see someone doing research rather than just running off and drawing stuff (not that most people here do that, but I've seen it other places). The effort definitely shows!

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

I meant Kei Ying too, When i said Ethan I meant HK in general XD confusing ahahah

;D

[manlierthanyou.livejournal.com]

HOOOOOOOOOOT.
haha, not 'hoot'. 'Hot'. All of them.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

LOL I SEE YOU HAVE AN APPROPRIATE ICON HERE

thank you btw :D

[berry-wonderful.livejournal.com]

You draw a verry very nice Prussia. *purrs*

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

thank you <3

[apollo-pompano.livejournal.com]

I WANT INTO GILBERT'S PANTS.

And Iceland's Fishnet LOL YESBBY

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

HMMMMM I APPROVE OF THIS.

[ladytemeraire.livejournal.com]

Also, my inner history geek momentarily dropped dead of the awesome, so I forgot to say:

HONG KONG IN LORD HORATIO NELSON'S JACKET. HELL. FREAKING. YES. YOU WIN EVERYTHING. I wonder if that was Arthur's idea...?

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

:))) hehehe

I just freaking love Nelson, he was so... damn cool. Even without an eye and an arm he managed to butt hurt us like woah .

Of course, Arthur wanted to train Kei Ying to the awesomeness of this world ahahah

[ladytemeraire.livejournal.com]

Nelson was one of those people in history you pretty much have to respect, regardless of your nationality. He was just that awesome. (I'm not even British and I think the guy was pretty cool.)

Methinks Arthur has a pretty good idea, if it keeps Hong Kong looking that good :3

[kitamurin.livejournal.com]

FUCK

HONG KONG IN NELSON'S COAT?

THAT IS LIKE FOUR MAJOR KINKS RIGHT THERE.

I'MMA GO DIE QUEITLY IN THIS HANDY CORNER NOW.

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

:D

DON'T DIE!

OR AT LEAST HAVE AN AWESOME DEATH LIKE NELSON.

BUT THAT MEANS YOU NEED ONE EYE AND ONE ARM OFF AND YOU MUST GET SHOT BY A FRENCH SNIPER.

THE FRENCH SNIPER SUCCEEDING, WOULD BE THE MOST DIFFICULT CONDITION TO FULLFILL.

CHEERS

[kitamurin.livejournal.com]

OH ADMIRAL LORD NELSON MY HEART BEATS SO STRONG FOR YOU.
although napoleon is hot too. and i ship them.

(HI, I HAVE NO SHAME)

hahahaha the french sniper would just surrender to a bird or something.

my nationality allows me to be mean to you, but it's okay because you can insult me for being english and we can bicker like France and England and then have angrysex and it will be beautiful.

[inuyashacooks.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD PRINCESS ICELAND.

omg love the picture of prussia :OOOO srsly awesome. and, the one of hong kong- love the pose there :3 your style is awesome! :D

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Thank youuuuuuu :DD Hk has a HK pose XD

HIM AND KOREA ARE CAMWHORES :D

[hirakareta-sama.livejournal.com]

Iceland is one sexay looking bish..and the gun..Damn gurl you're like hitting all my kinks. Like EVERY SINGLE ONE! And for that the Com, with this post, just got fuckin' awesome. Unf Gilbert I'll make sure you're not bored anymore *Le f'ing wink*

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

Girl, your comment made me cry of joy.

I thought the same while drawing Gilbert. ;D

[hirakareta-sama.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I did cause this is some seriously awesome shit right here...I soo wish I could draw at least half as go as you do...Oh and Sneak Friend Attack w/Cookahs >,

[weirdpika.livejournal.com]

OH YOU LITTLE NAUGHTY THING <3

*adds you back*

I guess we on the same vibe right here :D