ext_157285 ([identity profile] meltedpeep.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hetalia2008-12-14 07:58 pm

[Fanart] WWI: The Exciting Prequel!

Title: World War I sketchdump Part I
Author/Artist: C'est moi.
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Um. A lot of them. XD;
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Image-heavy; utterly spastic artwork
Summary: So hey! Hey kids. Who here can tell me what caused World War One?



If you answered "the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand", congratulations! You are WRONG.
Or rather, not entirely right.

Truthfully, there were a whole mess o' problems leading up to global conflict by the end of the 1800s, not the least of which was industrialization, specifically in countries which were not the UK.

See, right about the time America was getting electrified...



...The German Empire (which included Prussia, har har) was going through a major economic boom of its own. For serious, look at these isolated statistics and be amazed. What's more, since Germany industrialized after England, they were able to take notes of everything that failed and design their own system to be more efficient.
This, plus the Kaiser being a bit of a reckless overly ambitious putz, helped lead to an arms race.


Guess who was winning.


Friedrich Wilhelm II especially wanted to build up the navy, which none-too-subtly stepped on certain other countries' toes. There was a lot of bickering over just who really needed the bigger fleet. Countries, why must you really act so much like whiny people? D:

All that aside, political alliances at the time went completely and utterly bonkers once Otto von Bismarck's manipulative-yet-efficient foreign policies started falling apart. Observe:

Oh Europe, you so crazy.


So THEN when Franz Ferdinand got shot (and his wife was killed too, by the way, why doesn't anybody ever mention her?) and Serbia didn't answer Austria-Hungary's demands quickly enough, they counted on Germany to back them up and give them full support as promised in their alliance. (Gilbert must have felt so cheated.)


Russia, on the other hand, supported Serbia.

So then there was this whole escalation and elaborate falling-out all over the place and Germany would up exactly where Bismarck had worked so hard not to land it; that is, between a pissed-off Russia and France, and dammit Friedrich he even WARNED you about this crap and aargh.

Anyway. War declarations all around! Chaos! Posses!

(Bulgaria was there as well, but there's no Bulgaria-tan yet, so have some Prussia. Why not.)


The Triple Entente and special friends.

Oh, but what's that you say? Something seem strange about this lineup?


Indeed. Italy abandoned the Triple Alliance with Germany and Austria-Hungary, partially because it hoped to gain back some territories at the end of the war. More on this later. MUCH more.


Meanwhile, America was practicing its own very special brand of diplomacy in addressing the matter.

In fact, the States didn't even enter the war until the spring of 1917 and after much unwise provocation from Germany.


You guys. YOU GUYS. DON'T SINK AMERICA'S BATTLESHIPS. Or its regular-type ships. Or British passenger ships which happen to also have Americans on board. BAD IDEA.

But even then America was still somewhat torn about just how much of a role to take in a European conflict.


God, my country is messed up.

To be continued, uh, sometime soon when I have time to ink and scan the rest of these horrible things. Just...just promise to tell me when you're all sick of me, alright? I think I've lost all semblance of self control here, people. Ohgod.

Now, off to work on my other artsy projects some more. And maybe study. Yeah.

[identity profile] unasuvas.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
(Bulgaria was there as well, but there's no Bulgaria-tan yet, so have some Prussia. Why not.)
Actually, Bulgaria has appeared in a strip from Volume 1.
Let me rummage around my folders to see if I can find the strip.

But if I remember correctly, Bulgaria likes to hit N. Italy while Germany isn't looking...

[identity profile] mrbluesky.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
NO ONE SINKS OUR BATTLESHIPS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT

[identity profile] klasky.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I love your history lessons. :'D
<3

[identity profile] gaviotas.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't Germany also send a message to Mexico, stating that if Mexico helped them, they would get their lands back from America? o Ao

Also, this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/MeltedPeep/WW4.jpg) made the whole post for me. (8

[identity profile] unasuvas.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
FOUND IT! (http://i37.tinypic.com/2litr13.png)
(He's in the last two panels)

And it's okay. He's only appeared in that one strip & there's not that much fan art of him (I've only seen one) so not very many people know that he exists.
I don't know moonspeak either. I got all this info from 4chan.
However, I do know enough moonrunes to confirm that Germany does in fact, call that guy Bulgaria (ブルガリア). :)

[identity profile] soriam.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
...Come teach my history class.

Please.

Mai hero.

[identity profile] 1cheezymonkey.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
FFFFF this entire post was fantasical A+ material.

"Make us, sissy." OH GILBERT. <333

[identity profile] puella-nerdii.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh this is awesome. OH BISMARCK you and your crazy alliance-building schemes.

[identity profile] ziggyfig.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
AGREED.

[identity profile] thebitterseason.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
off topic, but LOL MOONRUNES.

don't make fun of me, i've never heard that before.

*WIPES JUICE FROM MONITOR*

[identity profile] gaviotas.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
DID YOU JUST DO THIS OR WAS THIS IN ANOTHER POST )8

oh jesus christ.

[identity profile] thebitterseason.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
a+++ post. would lol again.

[identity profile] holy-shpootnik.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
THIS.

You have taught me more about Pre-WWI history then my actual history class did back in highschool. <33
I want to offer you like, all of my firstborns.

[identity profile] unasuvas.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, it's okay. I forgot to mention this before, but I love those 'portraits' of the Central Powers and the Triple Entente. Everyone looks so... dramatic.

Well, the Central Powers do, anyway.

Umm... if you want, I can rummage around some more for that one fan art of Bulgaria if it'll help you with future drawings of him~
EDIT: I HOPE THIS IS HIM... (http://i33.tinypic.com/2vwhcuh.png)
Edited 2008-12-15 02:46 (UTC)

Re: BEHOLD MY MAGIC ART HANDS.

[identity profile] gaviotas.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
HOW DID I MISS THIS POST. ;_;
(i was dazzled. I STILL AM, but it's just not the same now."

[identity profile] esquimao.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Aaaaah, <333
"YOU GUYS. DON'T SINK AMERICA'S BATTLESHIPS."
Yeah!!!
Geezeus, I love you for that comment <3 (no one else gets it when I student-tutor US at my school.) D8

[identity profile] insomniel.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ow, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! That'll teach me from reading your entries right after eating McD*****'s.

Awesome job, I never get tired of your edumucations.

[identity profile] jali-jali.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Never tired of your art dumps, bb! Really well-done as usual!!:D
Btw, if I'm not wrong, actually there's Bulgaria in the Hetalia vol.1 manga scan, it's not so clear though.

[identity profile] gileonnen.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes he is. *__* I think this is the part where Bulgaria fanart commences, yes?

... in other news. I LOVE your history stories/art. Your Berlin Wall story was what made me fall in real, deep love with Prussia--and now you're doing my very favorite war--! (Er. Inasmuch as a person can have a favorite war.)

Now I want Arab nation-tans. That front won't have any decent treatment without anyone but Egypt and Turkey and Britain (and sort of France?) on board. =(
Edited 2008-12-15 02:48 (UTC)

[identity profile] esquimao.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
But... can't you only have one first born...?

[identity profile] astrasage.livejournal.com 2008-12-15 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
After checking this post (and related wikis), now I understand why Prussia was dissolved... The Kingdom was a disaster as an advisor...

(sorry Prussia fans)

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