Title: Because Russia is Russia
Author/Artist: Me (Abyss or HanakoAnime)
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Russia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, America, France (implied Russia/Lithuania, France->Russia)
Rating: PG
Warnings: This is a parody of everything I've seen for Russia. (Implied rapetruck!Russia, horrible accents, sentences that don't make sense, unrealistic world, words in Russian that don't make sense, Russian sentences created via translator.)
Summary: In which Russia gets angry, people die, and things that happen make you wonder what the world has come to. OMG! THIS IS SO GOOD! YOU MUST READ!
Notes: Now, I think I threw in everything I could without killing myself. And, honestly, I couldn't screw up the summary that badly... right? (PS--this is a parody of most fics I see on ff.net.)
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