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(Drama CD Translation) Hetalia Fantasia 3 Track 2 and Track 3 Translated!
Or holy crap, people are actually acknowledging Canada!
Oh and Estonia's being all handsome and cool in Track 2, and that's just with his voice!
I can't link to the drama CD but I can tell you that if you press the tag with "drama" in it then it will lead to wonderful things. You have to be a member of the comm. to see this wonderful post though. You can also search YT for HF3 too. You'll have to type in Japanese though.
Track Listings + Time
1. Track 0 - Our Tale so Far (2:36)
2. Track 1 - Come One Come All Fantasia (8:30)
3. Track 2 - The Path That Leads to There (5:01)
4. Track 3 - Crisis Fantasia (11:53)
5. Track 4 - The Decisive Battle! (19:28)
Track 2 - The Path That Leads to There
Poland: No way! No way... like, no way... Wha-what the heck is going on?! There's totally no dragon appearing!
*screen change*
America: It's easy! First you turn on the computer with a BEEP! Now LET'S ACCESS the GREAT, ENERGETIC official website
that I made myself! Once you're on the page, you just gotta beep again! If you do all that, you can play my WONDERFUL game!
Poland: I did exactly what he said, and I totally can't play! I'm beeping! I'm totally beeping, man! I'm totally beeping this thing
like crazy!
Poland: M-My life is flashing before my eyes.
Pol: *sob* I'm not crying. I, like, just got some Pierogi stabbed to my side is all.
*door opens*
Pol: Huh?!
Estonia: Ah, there you are! You're crying, just like he said you'd be doing.
Pol: Estoniaaaaa!
Estonia: Hello. Tere õhtust (Good evening.).
"He'll probably turn his desktop monitor on and off while crying and saying his life is flashing before his eyes if he does this alone, so
is it all right if I ask you to go and help him out?" is what Lithuania said to me. Am I intruding right now?
*Poland sobs*
Estonia: Now then, how's about we get started and install this game? I play this game too so please feel free
to ask me anything about this game. Hehe.
Poland: E-Estonia. *cries* *sniff* *sniff*
.
Estonia: My apologies. I really wanted to come over here earlier, but I lost track of time while I was looking at the stocks
go up and down on my 12 monitor computer.
Poland: I'm cool with that! Ah! Can you, like, tell Lithuania that I did everything myself?
Estonia: Oh, sure. You did everything yourself, correct?
Poland: Yup!
Estonia: Ah, it's finished. There we go!
Poland: Already? That's way too fast!
Estonia: Oh, if I do a bit of tinkering I can make your character kill a dragon in one hit. Would you like me to?
Poland: I-I'll pass. Se-seriously, no way.
Estonia: I see. Well then, if chance may have it, let us meet online.
Poland: Ah... I can totally make my character -- finally! Yay!
Ah! I'm not sure how to say this... Um, if I have to say something, then I guess I'd say, "thank you" or whatever...
Estonia: Something like this is a cinch for me. Contact me anytime if anything happens.
Poland: Ah! Don't forget to say I did everything myself when you, like, tell Liet.
Estonia: Yes, yes, you did everything yourself. Hehe.
Poland: Yup! Ah, want a bite to eat? I've got so much weird-o stuff in my fridge!
Estonia: I'll take that Pierogi right there as thanks.
Poland: That one's a bit hard; you cool with that?
Estonia: It's perfect. It'll be much easier for stabbing if it's hard like this.
Poland: Hm?
Estonia: Well then, I'll take my leave here. Ilusat päeva (Have a nice day)!
Poland: Mm! Dobranoc (Good night)!
*Estonia leaves*
Poland: All right, let's do this!
Narrator: It's time for Poland's great adventure to begin!
Poland: My stats are totally OMGWTF awesome, of course!
Italy: I ate my pizza, took my siesta, and I've even got some cappucino with me! Yay, it's adventure time!
Today's the day I get to go on an adventure with everyone!
*Italy runs to Germany*
Italy: Ciao! Here I am, Germany! Hehe, am I cool? Am I?
Germany: Huh?! Yeah.... Italy actually arriving before him? What in the world?
Italy: What's wrong? Ate one too many gelati today?
Germany: You think I'm you? Japan still hasn't arrived yet, and he's always 5 minutes early. There's also something
strange going on in my house... Never mind, that has no connection to what's happening right now.
Italy: Really? That really is an unusual thing. I wonder what's happening with him?
Germany: There's not much we can do now. We'll wait a little longer.
Female P1: It looks like the Black and White Knight of the Dark Night is running wild in Victoria this time.
Female P2: Whoa, is that true? Then we really should stay far away from there for a while.
Female P1: Yup. They say that not only does he force you to become his follower, but he also plunders all of your items and money, too.
Italy: The Black and White Knight of the Dark Night?
Germany: Hey! Don't wander off!
*tone*
Germany: Hm?
System: You have received 1 message.
Japan: I must apologize to the two of you. An emergency has just occurred, and I will, unfortunately,
not be able to meet with the two of you today. I am truly sorry.
Italy: That's why he's not here. Must be tough.
Japan: I am not quite sure how to say this, but Hetalia Fantasia has entered a state of emergency.
Germany: What... was that?!
Japan: As a precaution, I shall warn you: Should you happen to see a knight that makes a loud clink clank noise
due to the many accessories he's equipped and has a bird riding on his shoulder, you must not approach him for any reason,
and you must immediately flee from the area with haste.
*hang up*
Track 3: Crisis Fantasia
China: I, the emperor of online gaming, am full of energy and ready to make me mountains and mountains of Heta again today!
Oh ho, and I couldn't ask for a more perfect opportunity.
China: Canada! Care to talk business with me for a little bit?
Canada: Hey, China. What's up, eh?
China: Ta-da-da-dah! Behold, the ultra rare Qinglong Scimitar! I'm going to give you the opportunity to
purchase this item, Canada!
Canada: Whoa, really? You sure?
China: Of course, of course!
*calculating*
ChinaL How much does this sound?
Canada: Hm... that much, eh? What should I do? I can't make up my mind.
China: Trust me when I say that getting just one Qinglong Scimitar was no easy task even for me! I've only seen this scimitar online 14 times!
Canada: Ohh, what should I do? I think I want it now after what you said~!
China: Hau, hau! Just one more push...
China: All right! I'll give you a special discount just for you, Canada! You should know that I don't give discounts very often~!
Canada: Really? Amazing!
China: It is amazing indeed! I'm in a really good mood today so I'm feeling a little generous~. If you like, I can add this and
even this to your purchase! I'm practically giving it away to you now!
Canada: Is that so?! I'm so happy!
China: Now will you buy, or will you buy?
Canada: Mm! Now that I really think about it, though, I don't need this at all. Sorry, eh.
China: Ouch, you're surprisingly harsh.
Canada: Do you think so? I answer all questions with a clear yes or no...
China: Of course! You were so excited while we were talking and then you refused to buy! That's cold!
If Japan was here...
*crazy flashback*
Japan: AHHH! I mustn't! I know I must not squander my money, but my hand is reaching for it!
Using cuteness is a most cowardly and dastradly trap! I shall stand firm -- and purchase this immediately!
*crazy flashforward*
China: He'd say all that while buying it!
Canada: That's Japan, all right.
China: Canada, you're a cheapskate! If you pinch your pennies too much, you're gonna become just like the Netherlands!
*Players stampeding and screaming*
China: Hm?
Male P1: What are you two doing? You guys gotta get outta here quick!
Canada: Oh, is an event happening or something? It looks kinda fun.
China: Oh! An event is it? What sort of event is it?
Male P1: It's not an event. It's here!
China: Oh! If it's a monster, I've lived for a very long time, so I'm very knowledgeable and strong, so a little
monster should be nothing!
Male P1: That's... not it... I can't stay here any longer! You guys better hightail it! *screams*
Canada: Everyone's so hasty. They all should really learn to slow down a bit -- right, China?
China: I sense something ominous approaching.... My elderly senses are telling me that.
*China gasps*
Knight: You would dare stand in my path?
*Player 1 coughs*
*beep*
System: Player A has been converted to a follower.
*beep*
System: Player B has had all of his valuables and Heta plundered, and is now indebted to a Reinskammer.
Player 1: Ru-Run away...
Canada: Eh? Eh? Is everyone all right?
Player 2: I'm level 89 and I had a great weapon equipped and I still couldn't beat him. He's friggin' dangerous!
China: Is he really that dangerous of a player? By the way, are you interested in selling that weapon? I don't
have that weapon in my warehouse.
*calculating*
China: How does this much Heta sound?
Player 1: Whoa, no way, you're offering that much? What should I do, maybe I should sell it...
*ding*
*Player 1 coughs and dies*
China: Ahhhh! I got cut off just before we could conclude our business negotiation!
*China growls*
China: You there! What in the world are you?!
*clink clank*
Knight: I am the darkness. I am justice.
Canada: What's up with that line? Hehe, oh my. I guess crazy hosers like this guy that tend to pop up from time to time in a tabletop RPG game session
will get mixed up in a RPG like this.
China: Shh!
Canada: Eh?
China: We have guys like that in my country, too -- those same exact guys are the most dangerous!
If you want a fight, then bring it, knight. I, the emperor of online games who became a shut-in because of too much
internal affairs, shall be happy to be your opponent!
Knight: You rush to your death, do you?
*slice*
England: Hey, look at this, you guys! My Hetaeon gave birth to a few little ones! Aren't they just adorable?
Baby A: Bebebe~!
Baby B: Pew Pew Pew Be~!
Baby C: EH-BE~!
France: There's a deep "eh-be" mixed up in there...
Russia: Looks like we have one baby in the litter that's the "not likely to be bullied" type.
England: And even if you guys get in my way at every possible turn, I will elegantly, splendidly, and proudly raise each and every one of them!
*England babbles in background*
France: Hey, Russia.
Russia: Hm?
France: Wanna eat a nougat? It's delicious; it's one of my special nougats! ...I have no idea what's inside it, though.
Russia: Wah! France, thank you! ...Even if I have no idea what's inside it.
America: Y-you guys!
England: Oh, America. Heh. I see you've arrived really, really early today, too.
*Summon makes noise*
America: I went through... *pant pant* a horrible experience... *pant pant*
America: Everyone, listen! Something terrible's happened!
France: Oh, what is it? If you're saying it's terrible, then it really must've been dreadful.
America: It was! What happened was blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda!
France: Wh-what was that?!
England: No way! That actually happened?!
Russia: What does "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" mean?
England: Get a clue, Russia! When America and Japan got in touch with this weirdo player online, not only was he incredibly strong,
delusional and emo, but he kicked the ever living crap out of the already strong America and Japan! That's what he said!
America: If you say all of that, then what the hell was the point of me saying "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" to save time?!
Russia: Oh~! I'm kinda interested in this player. What's this player like?
America: A-Ah... His username is "The Black and White Knight of the Dark Night". He seems to be randomly killing any Hetalia Fantasia
players he sees online. I never thought I'd actually end up losing to him!
France: If he's that much of a problem, can't you just ban him from the game with a command? You know, like a Game Administrator.
America: Ack! Well, about that...
Russia: Hmm! You didn't prohibit player vs. player combat in this game did you, America? That's why you can't ban or suspend him since
he's really not breaking any rules, right America? You had the strongest weapon in the game equipped and you lost to him, America.
You made this game yourself and you still lost; you are completely and utterly hopeless, America...
America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
England: Uh, I think that should be enough condemning and psychological insults for one day. Ah, but if this dangerous player
continues wandering around like this, the balance of this world might collapse. I've never met this guy before, but what about
the two of you?
France: Hmm, I've been so busy collecting clothes, so I can't say I know him.
France: Oh, speaking of clothes, look at my chic, tres bien, and wonderful 17th century clothes I'm wearing!
France *in background*: How do I look?
Russia: Let's see, his name was The Black and White Knight of the Dark Night, right? Ah, if you mean him,
I've-made-him kneel in front of me before...
England: Huh?
America: What?
France: I think I should go to Russia's side and stay there from now on.
Russia: Hehe! I'm so happy!
England: Uh, anyway you can't leave someone that dangerous run around unchecked! If you keep letting him wander around,
thing'll be unbearable.
America: Ye-yeah. I understand. You guys go to a town where combat is prohibited and wait there for a bit. I'm gonna
challenge him one more time! Be patient until this whole thing is finished.
England: You're going to go alone? What are you talking about? Hah! You were with Japan when you lost so I'm not sure why you're
saying that.
America: Urk!
England: I've got time to kill so I'll go with you. I want to show you the familial bond and might of my Hetaeon family anyway!
France: All right then, I guess moi will provide support, too! America, you tend to place too much faith in your
weapons. Why not try and place your faith in your friends, too?
Russia: Me too, me too! I wanna see him cry again~!
America: Yo-You guys...!
England: Honestly, there's really no helping you. Seeing you act so obstinate in such a weird situation makes
me feel a little worried for you. If you just leave it to the great and mighty British Empire, though, this knight should
be no problem!
France: So-- Huh? Where's China?
America: He's probably busy selling panda food somewhere or somethin'.
Russia: Huh? He was with us last time, though.
China: YOU GUUUYYYSSS! Some weird knight came through, beat the living daylights out of me, and took all of
the stuff I was selling!
America: SHIT! How could this happen! Are you okay?
China: Aiya! It was such a terrible experience. Pissed wouldn't even begin to describe his rage, no it would not!
*China breathes heavily*
China: In my 4,000 years as China... Or was it 5,000 years? In this long life of mine, I experienced something so terrible
that I felt like I was at Level 1!
England: So, what exactly did he do to you?
China: That's... something I'm willing to talk about when you're not listening, England.
England: ...You little wanker.
China: Canada's in trouble! Canada got defeated by him and he was forced to join him! I'm happy that I managed to somehow
get away, but Canadaaaa... is nowwwww...
France: Huh? Dominating a man can't be fu- well actually it looks fun in its own way.
England: You horny lech!
France: Oh! Interested in doing it are we, Mr. Watches Sex Ed Videos in his Home!
China: As I was saying, Canada's been abducted by him, forced to join a weird group, and forced to sing a weird song praising
the knight! I was surprised to see a group with him and singing that the whatever what not Knight song. If we don't rescue
Canada soon, he'll turn crazy!
America: Group? Damn... I can't believe I overlooked just how much unrest he's caused while I was developing more stuff
for this game until today!
France: In any case, we have no choice but to go and save them, right?
America: Yeah. For the sake of a Hetalia Fantasia where everyone can safely adventure in peace, we will challenge The Black
and White Knight of the Dark Night face-to-face, win, and stop him for good!
England: Sounds like a good way to kill time.
*Summon makes noise*
Russia: Hehe! Acting with everyone sure is fun!
China: You're having fun in a messed up way.
*scene cuts to zombie group*
Group: All hail The Black and White Knight of The Dark Night...
Canada: All hail... The Black...
*Canada whimpers*
Canada: What's wrong with this game?! Where are you, Kuma III...
*bird caws*
Knight: Will you be foolish and choose to die in ignorance , or will you choose to once again seek the Darkness?
*bird caws*
Oh and Estonia's being all handsome and cool in Track 2, and that's just with his voice!
I can't link to the drama CD but I can tell you that if you press the tag with "drama" in it then it will lead to wonderful things. You have to be a member of the comm. to see this wonderful post though. You can also search YT for HF3 too. You'll have to type in Japanese though.
Track Listings + Time
1. Track 0 - Our Tale so Far (2:36)
2. Track 1 - Come One Come All Fantasia (8:30)
3. Track 2 - The Path That Leads to There (5:01)
4. Track 3 - Crisis Fantasia (11:53)
5. Track 4 - The Decisive Battle! (19:28)
Track 2 - The Path That Leads to There
Poland: No way! No way... like, no way... Wha-what the heck is going on?! There's totally no dragon appearing!
*screen change*
America: It's easy! First you turn on the computer with a BEEP! Now LET'S ACCESS the GREAT, ENERGETIC official website
that I made myself! Once you're on the page, you just gotta beep again! If you do all that, you can play my WONDERFUL game!
Poland: I did exactly what he said, and I totally can't play! I'm beeping! I'm totally beeping, man! I'm totally beeping this thing
like crazy!
Poland: M-My life is flashing before my eyes.
Pol: *sob* I'm not crying. I, like, just got some Pierogi stabbed to my side is all.
*door opens*
Pol: Huh?!
Estonia: Ah, there you are! You're crying, just like he said you'd be doing.
Pol: Estoniaaaaa!
Estonia: Hello. Tere õhtust (Good evening.).
"He'll probably turn his desktop monitor on and off while crying and saying his life is flashing before his eyes if he does this alone, so
is it all right if I ask you to go and help him out?" is what Lithuania said to me. Am I intruding right now?
*Poland sobs*
Estonia: Now then, how's about we get started and install this game? I play this game too so please feel free
to ask me anything about this game. Hehe.
Poland: E-Estonia. *cries* *sniff* *sniff*
.
Estonia: My apologies. I really wanted to come over here earlier, but I lost track of time while I was looking at the stocks
go up and down on my 12 monitor computer.
Poland: I'm cool with that! Ah! Can you, like, tell Lithuania that I did everything myself?
Estonia: Oh, sure. You did everything yourself, correct?
Poland: Yup!
Estonia: Ah, it's finished. There we go!
Poland: Already? That's way too fast!
Estonia: Oh, if I do a bit of tinkering I can make your character kill a dragon in one hit. Would you like me to?
Poland: I-I'll pass. Se-seriously, no way.
Estonia: I see. Well then, if chance may have it, let us meet online.
Poland: Ah... I can totally make my character -- finally! Yay!
Ah! I'm not sure how to say this... Um, if I have to say something, then I guess I'd say, "thank you" or whatever...
Estonia: Something like this is a cinch for me. Contact me anytime if anything happens.
Poland: Ah! Don't forget to say I did everything myself when you, like, tell Liet.
Estonia: Yes, yes, you did everything yourself. Hehe.
Poland: Yup! Ah, want a bite to eat? I've got so much weird-o stuff in my fridge!
Estonia: I'll take that Pierogi right there as thanks.
Poland: That one's a bit hard; you cool with that?
Estonia: It's perfect. It'll be much easier for stabbing if it's hard like this.
Poland: Hm?
Estonia: Well then, I'll take my leave here. Ilusat päeva (Have a nice day)!
Poland: Mm! Dobranoc (Good night)!
*Estonia leaves*
Poland: All right, let's do this!
Narrator: It's time for Poland's great adventure to begin!
Poland: My stats are totally OMGWTF awesome, of course!
Italy: I ate my pizza, took my siesta, and I've even got some cappucino with me! Yay, it's adventure time!
Today's the day I get to go on an adventure with everyone!
*Italy runs to Germany*
Italy: Ciao! Here I am, Germany! Hehe, am I cool? Am I?
Germany: Huh?! Yeah.... Italy actually arriving before him? What in the world?
Italy: What's wrong? Ate one too many gelati today?
Germany: You think I'm you? Japan still hasn't arrived yet, and he's always 5 minutes early. There's also something
strange going on in my house... Never mind, that has no connection to what's happening right now.
Italy: Really? That really is an unusual thing. I wonder what's happening with him?
Germany: There's not much we can do now. We'll wait a little longer.
Female P1: It looks like the Black and White Knight of the Dark Night is running wild in Victoria this time.
Female P2: Whoa, is that true? Then we really should stay far away from there for a while.
Female P1: Yup. They say that not only does he force you to become his follower, but he also plunders all of your items and money, too.
Italy: The Black and White Knight of the Dark Night?
Germany: Hey! Don't wander off!
*tone*
Germany: Hm?
System: You have received 1 message.
Japan: I must apologize to the two of you. An emergency has just occurred, and I will, unfortunately,
not be able to meet with the two of you today. I am truly sorry.
Italy: That's why he's not here. Must be tough.
Japan: I am not quite sure how to say this, but Hetalia Fantasia has entered a state of emergency.
Germany: What... was that?!
Japan: As a precaution, I shall warn you: Should you happen to see a knight that makes a loud clink clank noise
due to the many accessories he's equipped and has a bird riding on his shoulder, you must not approach him for any reason,
and you must immediately flee from the area with haste.
*hang up*
Track 3: Crisis Fantasia
China: I, the emperor of online gaming, am full of energy and ready to make me mountains and mountains of Heta again today!
Oh ho, and I couldn't ask for a more perfect opportunity.
China: Canada! Care to talk business with me for a little bit?
Canada: Hey, China. What's up, eh?
China: Ta-da-da-dah! Behold, the ultra rare Qinglong Scimitar! I'm going to give you the opportunity to
purchase this item, Canada!
Canada: Whoa, really? You sure?
China: Of course, of course!
*calculating*
ChinaL How much does this sound?
Canada: Hm... that much, eh? What should I do? I can't make up my mind.
China: Trust me when I say that getting just one Qinglong Scimitar was no easy task even for me! I've only seen this scimitar online 14 times!
Canada: Ohh, what should I do? I think I want it now after what you said~!
China: Hau, hau! Just one more push...
China: All right! I'll give you a special discount just for you, Canada! You should know that I don't give discounts very often~!
Canada: Really? Amazing!
China: It is amazing indeed! I'm in a really good mood today so I'm feeling a little generous~. If you like, I can add this and
even this to your purchase! I'm practically giving it away to you now!
Canada: Is that so?! I'm so happy!
China: Now will you buy, or will you buy?
Canada: Mm! Now that I really think about it, though, I don't need this at all. Sorry, eh.
China: Ouch, you're surprisingly harsh.
Canada: Do you think so? I answer all questions with a clear yes or no...
China: Of course! You were so excited while we were talking and then you refused to buy! That's cold!
If Japan was here...
*crazy flashback*
Japan: AHHH! I mustn't! I know I must not squander my money, but my hand is reaching for it!
Using cuteness is a most cowardly and dastradly trap! I shall stand firm -- and purchase this immediately!
*crazy flashforward*
China: He'd say all that while buying it!
Canada: That's Japan, all right.
China: Canada, you're a cheapskate! If you pinch your pennies too much, you're gonna become just like the Netherlands!
*Players stampeding and screaming*
China: Hm?
Male P1: What are you two doing? You guys gotta get outta here quick!
Canada: Oh, is an event happening or something? It looks kinda fun.
China: Oh! An event is it? What sort of event is it?
Male P1: It's not an event. It's here!
China: Oh! If it's a monster, I've lived for a very long time, so I'm very knowledgeable and strong, so a little
monster should be nothing!
Male P1: That's... not it... I can't stay here any longer! You guys better hightail it! *screams*
Canada: Everyone's so hasty. They all should really learn to slow down a bit -- right, China?
China: I sense something ominous approaching.... My elderly senses are telling me that.
*China gasps*
Knight: You would dare stand in my path?
*Player 1 coughs*
*beep*
System: Player A has been converted to a follower.
*beep*
System: Player B has had all of his valuables and Heta plundered, and is now indebted to a Reinskammer.
Player 1: Ru-Run away...
Canada: Eh? Eh? Is everyone all right?
Player 2: I'm level 89 and I had a great weapon equipped and I still couldn't beat him. He's friggin' dangerous!
China: Is he really that dangerous of a player? By the way, are you interested in selling that weapon? I don't
have that weapon in my warehouse.
*calculating*
China: How does this much Heta sound?
Player 1: Whoa, no way, you're offering that much? What should I do, maybe I should sell it...
*ding*
*Player 1 coughs and dies*
China: Ahhhh! I got cut off just before we could conclude our business negotiation!
*China growls*
China: You there! What in the world are you?!
*clink clank*
Knight: I am the darkness. I am justice.
Canada: What's up with that line? Hehe, oh my. I guess crazy hosers like this guy that tend to pop up from time to time in a tabletop RPG game session
will get mixed up in a RPG like this.
China: Shh!
Canada: Eh?
China: We have guys like that in my country, too -- those same exact guys are the most dangerous!
If you want a fight, then bring it, knight. I, the emperor of online games who became a shut-in because of too much
internal affairs, shall be happy to be your opponent!
Knight: You rush to your death, do you?
*slice*
England: Hey, look at this, you guys! My Hetaeon gave birth to a few little ones! Aren't they just adorable?
Baby A: Bebebe~!
Baby B: Pew Pew Pew Be~!
Baby C: EH-BE~!
France: There's a deep "eh-be" mixed up in there...
Russia: Looks like we have one baby in the litter that's the "not likely to be bullied" type.
England: And even if you guys get in my way at every possible turn, I will elegantly, splendidly, and proudly raise each and every one of them!
*England babbles in background*
France: Hey, Russia.
Russia: Hm?
France: Wanna eat a nougat? It's delicious; it's one of my special nougats! ...I have no idea what's inside it, though.
Russia: Wah! France, thank you! ...Even if I have no idea what's inside it.
America: Y-you guys!
England: Oh, America. Heh. I see you've arrived really, really early today, too.
*Summon makes noise*
America: I went through... *pant pant* a horrible experience... *pant pant*
America: Everyone, listen! Something terrible's happened!
France: Oh, what is it? If you're saying it's terrible, then it really must've been dreadful.
America: It was! What happened was blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda!
France: Wh-what was that?!
England: No way! That actually happened?!
Russia: What does "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" mean?
England: Get a clue, Russia! When America and Japan got in touch with this weirdo player online, not only was he incredibly strong,
delusional and emo, but he kicked the ever living crap out of the already strong America and Japan! That's what he said!
America: If you say all of that, then what the hell was the point of me saying "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" to save time?!
Russia: Oh~! I'm kinda interested in this player. What's this player like?
America: A-Ah... His username is "The Black and White Knight of the Dark Night". He seems to be randomly killing any Hetalia Fantasia
players he sees online. I never thought I'd actually end up losing to him!
France: If he's that much of a problem, can't you just ban him from the game with a command? You know, like a Game Administrator.
America: Ack! Well, about that...
Russia: Hmm! You didn't prohibit player vs. player combat in this game did you, America? That's why you can't ban or suspend him since
he's really not breaking any rules, right America? You had the strongest weapon in the game equipped and you lost to him, America.
You made this game yourself and you still lost; you are completely and utterly hopeless, America...
America: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
England: Uh, I think that should be enough condemning and psychological insults for one day. Ah, but if this dangerous player
continues wandering around like this, the balance of this world might collapse. I've never met this guy before, but what about
the two of you?
France: Hmm, I've been so busy collecting clothes, so I can't say I know him.
France: Oh, speaking of clothes, look at my chic, tres bien, and wonderful 17th century clothes I'm wearing!
France *in background*: How do I look?
Russia: Let's see, his name was The Black and White Knight of the Dark Night, right? Ah, if you mean him,
I've-made-him kneel in front of me before...
England: Huh?
America: What?
France: I think I should go to Russia's side and stay there from now on.
Russia: Hehe! I'm so happy!
England: Uh, anyway you can't leave someone that dangerous run around unchecked! If you keep letting him wander around,
thing'll be unbearable.
America: Ye-yeah. I understand. You guys go to a town where combat is prohibited and wait there for a bit. I'm gonna
challenge him one more time! Be patient until this whole thing is finished.
England: You're going to go alone? What are you talking about? Hah! You were with Japan when you lost so I'm not sure why you're
saying that.
America: Urk!
England: I've got time to kill so I'll go with you. I want to show you the familial bond and might of my Hetaeon family anyway!
France: All right then, I guess moi will provide support, too! America, you tend to place too much faith in your
weapons. Why not try and place your faith in your friends, too?
Russia: Me too, me too! I wanna see him cry again~!
America: Yo-You guys...!
England: Honestly, there's really no helping you. Seeing you act so obstinate in such a weird situation makes
me feel a little worried for you. If you just leave it to the great and mighty British Empire, though, this knight should
be no problem!
France: So-- Huh? Where's China?
America: He's probably busy selling panda food somewhere or somethin'.
Russia: Huh? He was with us last time, though.
China: YOU GUUUYYYSSS! Some weird knight came through, beat the living daylights out of me, and took all of
the stuff I was selling!
America: SHIT! How could this happen! Are you okay?
China: Aiya! It was such a terrible experience. Pissed wouldn't even begin to describe his rage, no it would not!
*China breathes heavily*
China: In my 4,000 years as China... Or was it 5,000 years? In this long life of mine, I experienced something so terrible
that I felt like I was at Level 1!
England: So, what exactly did he do to you?
China: That's... something I'm willing to talk about when you're not listening, England.
England: ...You little wanker.
China: Canada's in trouble! Canada got defeated by him and he was forced to join him! I'm happy that I managed to somehow
get away, but Canadaaaa... is nowwwww...
France: Huh? Dominating a man can't be fu- well actually it looks fun in its own way.
England: You horny lech!
France: Oh! Interested in doing it are we, Mr. Watches Sex Ed Videos in his Home!
China: As I was saying, Canada's been abducted by him, forced to join a weird group, and forced to sing a weird song praising
the knight! I was surprised to see a group with him and singing that the whatever what not Knight song. If we don't rescue
Canada soon, he'll turn crazy!
America: Group? Damn... I can't believe I overlooked just how much unrest he's caused while I was developing more stuff
for this game until today!
France: In any case, we have no choice but to go and save them, right?
America: Yeah. For the sake of a Hetalia Fantasia where everyone can safely adventure in peace, we will challenge The Black
and White Knight of the Dark Night face-to-face, win, and stop him for good!
England: Sounds like a good way to kill time.
*Summon makes noise*
Russia: Hehe! Acting with everyone sure is fun!
China: You're having fun in a messed up way.
*scene cuts to zombie group*
Group: All hail The Black and White Knight of The Dark Night...
Canada: All hail... The Black...
*Canada whimpers*
Canada: What's wrong with this game?! Where are you, Kuma III...
*bird caws*
Knight: Will you be foolish and choose to die in ignorance , or will you choose to once again seek the Darkness?
*bird caws*
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YOU DID WHAT NOW, RUSSIA 0.0?!
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Black and White, made to kneel in front of Russia, has a bird on his shoulder, and a ton of accessories, (and we all know Prussia spends a lot of time lurking online; he'd have the time to make his character get every accessory available lol).
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And Prussia, we know it's you. e__e
and hdkjfvhdk ENGLAND YOU CUTIE. ;-;
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ZOMG ENGLAND wanting to reach out and help America bahahahahah!
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Lol Japan.
I hope there's some North American Bros interaction ahead!
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By the way, why does Estonia want a Pierogi thats good for stabbing?
France: Wh-what was that?!
England: No way! That actually happened?!
Russia: What does "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" mean?
England: Get a clue, Russia! When America and Japan got in touch with this weirdo player online, not only was he incredibly strong,
delusional and emo, but he kicked the ever living crap out of the already strong America and Japan! That's what he said!
America: If you say all of that, then what the hell was the point of me saying "blah-blah-blah yadda-yadda-yadda" to save time?!
XD Anywho, thanks for translating this :D
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I really think that the personifications of China and America have good relations, lol
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Huh? Dominating a man can't be fu- well actually it looks fun in its own way. I expected that of France but I didn't expect him to actually say it outloud ffffff xD
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(P-Mall? .....Are you, by any chance, Canadian? Living in the GTA? )
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....Did the rain suddenly turn to snow where you live as well? Because I just looked out the window and was a little freaked out. O.o
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I'm going to listen to all this and then join you in fangirling death.
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AAAHHH CANADA. ;A;
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Well, people could always see Canada technically, it's just he's not too noticeable. xD Hence the 'invisible' trait. So I guess for the game, since the player's name is always on their avatar, no one would mistaken Canada for America and whatnot hahaha xD
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Honestly it's one of the funniest jokes in the series imo, so I don't really want him to drop it and I don't think he is (it really never stops being amusing to me). And really, characters with massive historical connections (pretty much the biggest of all for the country) like America and England are shown not knowing when he's there a couple of times (or calling him America in England's case), so I think the joke is less that people ACTUALLY don't know who he is (they seem to know when reminded), and more that he's forgettable and is often forgotten on the world stage (the latter is often true to be honest, even when it comes to countries Canada has strong historical ties with) and thus Himaruya puts in the actual physical gag of him being 'invisible.' Although yes, if England and America do it, I think it stands to say that other countries might be even guiltier of it.
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Thank you for translate spaceinvaderdud-san ^^ (I'll call you Oyabun *-*)
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I have a feeling that this will turn out like the World of Warcraft episode on South Park. XDDDDDDD
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my comment dissappeared!?
andashaksjhakjshakhs ALKSJALKJSLAJKS ENGLAND WHY ARE YOU SO CUUUUTE!!!?? GAAAH... A FAMILY OF CUTE CREATURES!!! *DIES*
Also when I heard the cd for the first time, I didnt recognize the voice talking to China to be Canada ORZ.... (althought I did hear the word "canada" I thought something else was being said....I'm sorry Canada ORZ)
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i'm going to enjoy this <3
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Oh and does anyone know where track 4 translation is?
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Dat awkward moment when your name is Victoria
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