[Scanlation] - Learn English with America

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Comments

[dj-mewmew.livejournal.com]

Are there a one and two and I missed them!?

"Can I have a chips" Lolol Hima-papa. Good job.

He does have a point about the souvenirs..... a lot of stuff is really shoddy compared to stuff I bought in Japan haha! But then again I don't buy a lot of US souvenirs because I never go in the gift shops.

WHAT ARE THESE NEON GREEN PANCAKES HE SPEAKS OF? The drink is totally Gatorade that he's talking about but G-GREEN PANCAKES? Usually I laugh at Hima-papa's OMGWTF NEON FOOD comments but that one has even me going oAo;;;;

Also every time he brings up strange american food I keep wanting to send him pics of that really disgusting green/purple ketchup. I don't think they make those anyone though. Oooo or those equally weird blue french fries.

[shuriken7.livejournal.com]

OMG! I remember the ridiculous green & purple ketchup. I don't think I've seen that since I was a little kid though. That made me laugh XD

[dj-mewmew.livejournal.com]

It made me irrationally angry at cookouts when it was all they had.

[iclexica.livejournal.com]

Wait, you would have cookouts where the only ketchup is green and purple?! D8 *mentally insert here a picture of tons of screaming* Was that some kind of fad or something?! It sounds disgusting!! D8;;;

[julesie-g.livejournal.com]

They even had that green/purple ketchup in England!

I remember at school in one of our lessons they wanted us all to try it. We were all terrified to. Eventually I braved it up and took a taste. It tasted normal to me and thus everyone else tried too. xD

[dj-mewmew.livejournal.com]

It tasted normal but it looked so gross it ruined my appetite!!!! :'D I mean it wasn't even bright green it was /puke/ green.

[julesie-g.livejournal.com]

xD Yeah. I think most people had teh same reaction and thats why you can't get it anymore.

[kitkatsicons.livejournal.com]

whoa i'm an merican and i never heard of green pancakes before until you mentioned it

[dj-mewmew.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's why I'm like, Hima-papa WHAT IS THIS? V See below about the St. Patrick's Day thing though

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

Someone in the USUK thread mentioned the green pancakes could have been because of St. Patrick's day. That's the only way I could have seen that working. (and selling)

[dj-mewmew.livejournal.com]

Oh you're right. But in that case green milk > green pancakes on the weirdness scale I think

[kyoko215.livejournal.com]

A TRUE warrior has green milk +green pancakes + Green Eggs and Ham on that day.

[shuriken7.livejournal.com]

LOL, green eggs and ham... my dad used to make that XD

[saikacloud.livejournal.com]

Lol We had a whole Dr. Seuss Day in the second grade where we made Green Eggs and Ham. I think that's what got me immune to the disgust of neon colored food [*is originally from Guatemala*] It's just food dye~ [unless stated otherwise]

[kamikazemusume.livejournal.com]

And in my opinion, on the weirdness scale, green beer > green milk and green pancakes combined. OTL

[heyheyho.livejournal.com]

You totally should send them to him!!

It even shocked me... D: I'm not from the U.S. though

[x-cutslikesilk.livejournal.com]

I've heard of green salsa, but PURPLE ketchup? What is this and where can I buy it.

[fmptard.livejournal.com]

i swear to this day that that ketchup was different than the normal Heinz...

what about the blue and pink squeeze butter? i begged for it, then chickened out when i saw it on my breakfast.