[Headcanon] Embarrassing Secrets?

[inner-wings.livejournal.com]

Remember the April Fools Day event? We never did get to see the embarrassing pictures of the nations other than China and England. But that's what headcanon is for, right? It's a little after the fact, but I'm bored and we haven't had any discussions for a while. SO. What are the really juicy, embarrassing secrets the nations are hiding? And don't feel like you have to spare China and England any further humiliation. Be merciless.

And of course respect the headcanon of others, even if you disagree. Discussions are great, but bashing is not.

Comments

[closeme.livejournal.com]

i have a thing for nordics right now so i'm thinking sweden in pigtails and pink pink fluffy dress dancing around with a too deep laugh

[kecen.livejournal.com]

Despite his national pride, China prefers the products of other nations to the same products from his own country. Hot water dispensers, for instance.

He also likes riding, if you know what I mean. I think on the outside he's assertive and strong, but he likes being pampered and being told he's beautiful and being treated like an, um, "lady" by his significant other.


I think England likes pretending he's still the British Empire during sex.

[franceismyhomie.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing to that. Someone should most definitely draw that. Oh lord.

[hikari-kaitou.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing Norway (or Sweden, since the kid kind of looks like him) in these pajamas http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Bdo46FhNcPc/TPVYFHdP_MI/AAAAAAAABTs/s-5LdFuDUQc/s1600/a%2Bchristmas%2Bstory.jpg

And perhaps America was playing with those toy soldiers that England made him when he was a colony, pretending that one was him and another was England and filming a sappy stop-action soap opera with them.

[luckyasteroid.livejournal.com]

Belgium was in a wet t-shirt contest but didn't win

She doesn't remember any of it though, so that eases the shame a bit

[twyxted-mind.livejournal.com]

Germany: He tends to cry very easily at movies, especially animated ones. "All Dogs Go To Heaven" is the worst one for him.

Canada: Has done or attempted any and all of the following in regards to the Stanley Cup - kissing, stealing, eating pancakes covered in maple syrup out of it, and trying to hump/have sex with it. With the Cup on top. America has had to hold him back/pay bail every time.

America: Four words - Union Jack Footie Jammies. (Bias what bias?)

England: Always always always cries when he's watching "Watership Down". Hell, just start humming "Bright Eyes" and he's sobbing in seconds. "Plauge Dogs" is even worse.

Spain: ... Actually, he's too laid-back to really be embarrased by anything.

Romano: Tomato speedo. That is all.

Norway: Actually kinda likes the nicknames Denmark gives him. Try to tell Denmark this, though, and he'll send his troll after you.

Italy: ... Again, can't really be embarrased about anything. Except that one time when he hit on France in drag.

Japan: That one night in Kyoto with Greece, the chicken, and the honey. Never again. And how did Hungary get up there at all, let alone with a camera?

[pyridene.livejournal.com]

Iceland secretly likes it a little when his volcanoes erupt because he gets worldwide news coverage. evenifitisbadforhimfinantically

[closeme.livejournal.com]

oh ok i'll take this seriously now
1)sweden: (not mine, but i like the idea.) SWEDEN IS A PLAYER. NUFF SAID.
2)switzerland: even though he hates crime, he likes stealing food. especially from his sister. she doesn't even notice.
3)serectly, a number of european countries argue over cheese. they just don't reveal it to everyone else because they won't understand. guess who these countries are
4)hong kong is very kinky. but i think everyone knew that

that's it for now folks

[fmavatard.livejournal.com]

And perhaps America was playing with those toy soldiers that England made him when he was a colony, pretending that one was him and another was England and filming a sappy stop-action soap opera with them.

*wants this so bad*

[fmavatard.livejournal.com]

England - I honestly, thoroughly believe that England, being the man of literature that he is, HAS to have trashy romance novels around his home like candy in a bowl.

America - America keeps his secret in a box, which he refuses to let anyone see into. If you looked inside, though, all you would see is a piece of string. You would be discouraged, yet satisfied with knowing, and walk away. Good thing you didn't pull the string, leading to the secret compartment of his secret box. Which would lead to an embarrassing snapshot of you at that Christmas party.

And if you're Hetalian, you know that Christmas 'party' was a damn WAR.

[jevia.livejournal.com]

<sub>For Canada, so true. That poor trophy get so molested.
Crossing my fingers for the Canucks. I was born, raised, and still live in Detroit so I had wanted the Red Wings to win this year, but Vancouver is my second favorite team. I'm extremely happy and excited for them. The Bruins better not win this. >T

I love Germanys headcanon too. Can't blame him though, it is a reallyyy sad movie. ;___;</sub>

[twyxted-mind.livejournal.com]

Also, crossing my fingers for the Canucks. It's about damn time the Cup came back to Canada, anyways.

[jevia.livejournal.com]

_{;D Enjoy it while it lasts. Next year it's coming back to Detroit. /Rubs hands together in scheming, villain-ish manner.}

[cattiechaos.livejournal.com]

The "too deep laugh" part really caught me. That is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious...Isn't his hair too short to be put in pigtails? Oh God.

[cattiechaos.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD, I LOVE the idea that England has trashy, poorly-written romance novels stashed under his mattress like porn. I feel like this needs to be written.

Also omg Spongebob reference lolololol.

[x-cutslikesilk.livejournal.com]

England, being the man of literature that he is, HAS to have trashy romance novels around his home like candy in a bowl.

AHHH GODDDDD THISSSSS. Somebody please fic it. ♥

[miezen.livejournal.com]

Austria likes Lady Gaga a lot. The only reason he wasn't horrified that a picture of him with a copy of The Fame Monster had been taken was because she is classically trained, so he can use that as an excuse. And it wasn't one of the videos of him dancing and singing along to Telephone that exist because Hungary, either. Now that would have to be burned if he ever found it.

[eraserfish.livejournal.com]

Norway in those pajamas would complete my life, and America playing with those toy soldiers? Fic just waiting to be written.

[zacloud.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness, "Watership Down" is so dreary, I love it (in the dark-things type way). And "Plague Dogs", sooo depressing! Heck, I think Germany and England would both watch it together and hug each other crying.

[sara-rojo.livejournal.com]

Romano: Tomato speedo. That is all.

this is really hilarious, but also kinda hot. Poor Spain's nose XD

[sara-rojo.livejournal.com]

3)serectly, a number of european countries argue over cheese. they just don't reveal it to everyone else because they won't understand. guess who these countries are

I'll take a wild guess and say everyone except Greece, England and Germany. Liechtenstein gets especially intense about it.

[twyxted-mind.livejournal.com]

... They would. They totally would.

[anfuu.livejournal.com]

America looking with a nostalgic gaze and a shy smile England's toy soldiers/presents ~
England looking at America's picture he keep in secret when he was young ~ (totally invented story but it would be so cute, dammit !)
England looking at pron with a really serious gaze is also funny.

personallyibetterwantedtoshowtoeveryoneapictureofmyselfsleepingthanwearingthoseembarassantyetbeautifulcostumes...

[rosetteroulette.livejournal.com]

Seconding this. <3

[runecat3.livejournal.com]

I'm no good with sports since I never really watch them but... Didn't Detroit and Chicago compete in something? And then we lost, and then it was Detroit against Canada and my mom was like, "Well, let's root for Detroit then. XDb". And I forgot where I was going with this. orz

Anyway, back on topic with the post, I don't think Spain and Italy could really get embarrassed by much of anything either. XDD

[runecat3.livejournal.com]

XDD So maybe that's where all the pictures ended up?

[jevia.livejournal.com]

100% A.D.D. off-topic. XD <3
I agree. Those two have no shame and pride to hurt. Or at least it's hard to.

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

... Friggin' seconded...

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

He's a bit masochist??? If you know what I mean... 1313

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

2) I WANT THAT SO BAD ♥
3) Nmmm... No idea, I think... Everyone??

[runecat3.livejournal.com]

Sorry! XD;

Lol, I can't help but wonder who it'd be the easiest for though. This would be the absolute worst for them!

[jevia.livejournal.com]

<sub>Tehe, it's fine, I was just teasing. <3 I was completely off hetalia-topic too.
Hmmm....the only thing I can think of that might have been Chicago vs. Detroit lately would be baseball. P: But I actually don't watch that sport, so I'm not sure. (I'm a soccer/football and hockey fan.)

|D Hmm. Italy lacks the pride while Spain lacks the shame. My vote would be that Italy would be the easier to embarrass out of the two, but they'd both be next to impossible. x) Who do you think?</sub>

[closeme.livejournal.com]

/o/
yuesh

[closeme.livejournal.com]

um maybe it's enough for mini ones? idk
i might not have thought that through
/o/

[closeme.livejournal.com]

i was thinking fransu, swiss, italy, spain really... but liech could join in, yes. doesn't know a lot about cheese
they form some sort of 'exclusive' group where only 'da best' can join in.

i'm hyper i'm sorry

[closeme.livejournal.com]

/o/ it's canon and you know it
jkjkjkjkjk
nah, nu, there is some sort of 'exclusive group for the biggest pimps in da cheese business' because they are cool like dat yo

[closeme.livejournal.com]

/o/ me gusta. austria is a cool dude, everyone just needs to see it
the dude's not boring man
i mean, lady gaga is one hip lady

do not worry, it was not an enemy, I'm normal... (Too much Haruhi-chan)

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

Being a Switzerland RP... Yes, it's canon for me *HighFives* LOL XD

Ummm... UMMMMMM... Well I agree with your comment there but... Personally, I think that Spain is more 'bout churros and tomato... And that Austria with those friggin' cheap cheeses... Yeah x'D

i c bro i c whatcha mean yo

[closeme.livejournal.com]

oh i'm a swiss rp too! i thought of it while rping actually
hahaha sorry i just randomly stuck spain's name in there
he is sort of looking at me weird and wondering why i meantioned
him in the first place

[shiroyo-kuroki.livejournal.com]

XDDD LOL, you have great ideas 8Dd
Pffft... Because of Paul maybe??? jkjk~

Oh well... I can't think right now... *Sleeping*

[runecat3.livejournal.com]

Ok! Lol, that could be it. I only remember that everyone was excited about it. XD;

XDD I always thought that Italy would be more difficult, but I agree that both would be nigh impossible to embarrass.

[miezen.livejournal.com]

Uhm...I don't think 2 makes a whole lot of sense though? Since he canonically goes hungry so Liechtenstein can eat when times are tough.

I like the idea of a lot of Europe arguing over cheese, though. That is appropriate.

[plushiebastet.livejournal.com]

Prussia was 'not-married' to Brandenburg once upon a time and they always said that they'd make things official later, even after Prussia became his own Nation.

WWII happens and Prussia realizes 'later' became 'too late'. So, ever since then Prussia acts like he's perfectly happy being alone, but runs for the hills whenever he hears that Brandenberg might be around...somewhere...maybe... Oh? There he goes again! Bye, Prussia!

[kerimaxwell.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this is so after-the-fact but, HIGHFIVE FOR RED WINGS~! I'm totally rooting for the Canucks too!

[jevia.livejournal.com]

/SUPREME HIGHFIVE. <3
;D Am I speaking to a fellow Michigander?

[kerimaxwell.livejournal.com]

You are! I am a bit far from Detroit, but now I have this weird feeling that we may have run into each other, haha. XD