[Headcanon] Embarrassing Secrets?

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Remember the April Fools Day event? We never did get to see the embarrassing pictures of the nations other than China and England. But that's what headcanon is for, right? It's a little after the fact, but I'm bored and we haven't had any discussions for a while. SO. What are the really juicy, embarrassing secrets the nations are hiding? And don't feel like you have to spare China and England any further humiliation. Be merciless.

And of course respect the headcanon of others, even if you disagree. Discussions are great, but bashing is not.