[Fanfic] Man! I Feel Like A Woman! [km deanon]

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Title: Man! I Feel Like A Woman!
Author: Me
Characters: Romano-centric, mentions of North Italy, Germany and Spain.
Rating: Gen/no pairings
Warnings: Involuntary, non physically painful gender switching

Romano hates being female. He hates it with everything in him – he hates having breasts, he hates how his balance is completely thrown off, he hates the way people look at him when he talks, he hates how other girls giggle and titter behind their hands, he hates the look that a new boss always gives, he hates that Veneziano has bigger breasts than him, he hates suddenly bursting out of his clothes, he hates it all.

He hates the fact that he sometimes bleeds.

You know, from "down there".


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