[Fanfic] King Arthur and the Holy (tea-cup) Grail Ch.3

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King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy (tea-cup) Grail

Author: Me, myself and I
Beta: none (pardon any fails)
Characters:More or less all charachter - but it centres around England
Pairings:  None
Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Parody
Warnings: Mixing Monty Python and Hetalia + my lame humour + some swearing and reference to drugs
Summary:  King Arthur Kirkland has been given a quest by the all powerful...Fea. He sets out on a great adventure with his trusty companion, Antonio - it doesn't go as planned.

Chapter one:
In this Chapter. King Arthur and Squire Antonio meet a Belgian and an Australian castle guard and discuss important things like migration and coconuts.
«Oh but I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy.» Arthur motioned towards the Spaniard. «uhh...my name is Antonio...not 'Patsy'» Arthur just waved the man away, focusing on the young guard instead. Antonio frowned but said nothing more.

Chapter Two:
In this chapter: Vash get's a customer who has a rahter lively Roman corpse to get rid off.
The Roman man flailed his arms and tried to escape his Germanic capturer. «I feel fine!» he didn't want to go on the cart! He wanted to see his grandson again! Wait...was there not two? Never mind, only one was cute anyway.

Chapter Three:
In this chapter: Cuba is mistaken fro a woman.Spain takes great pleasure in England's misfortune, while Canada looks for some nice 'grass'.
A person dressed in rags was lugging a large and heavy wooden cart up a grassy hill. It didn't hurt to stop and ask the person some questions – after all, last time hadn't gone to well. Arthur wanted to be a bit more cautious. And Antonio? He just wished he didn't have to carry all of Arthur's luggage. The scones alone weighted several kilos.