hetalia | Hetalia Teachers

So, my friends and I were having a discussion about what roles Hetalia characters would be if they worked at a school.
I figured I should make a post here, and see what ideas the fandom had. :) Like, for example, we had Romano as the school's guidance counselor. That'd turn out well.

What we've had:
Finland - Home Ec Teacher
Sweden - Wood shop
England - English. ~~And not that bloody American stuff. I'm talking about Shakespeare~~
America - School Principal
Prussia - Director of School Awesomeness ( aka the Social Committee Director )
Austria - Music Teacher
Romano - School Counselor
Korea - Sex educa - I mean, Health Teacher.
France - Nurse / Assistant Sex edu - Health Teacher.
China - Librarian
Greece would teach kindergarten, because they have nap time. And would like his cats.
Denmark - Chemistry teacher
Spain - Spanish teacher ~~and all the girls in his class would be staring at " DAT ASS " the entire class and not learn anything.~~
Russia - Secretary
Belarus - Assistant Secretary
Switzerland - Campus Security
Italy - Cafeteria chef.
Canada - Vice Principal that no one remembers.

Also, shinatty-chan helps China in the library. England's unicorns eat your cell phone if you're caught with them in class. And frankly, parents sue the school all the time because of the teachers.

We didn't go through all of the characters, but we were just coming up with things for the fun of it, and I wanted to hear what others thought of this too!
Ah, please tell me if this isn't allowed though. I haven't posted here much before.

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I propose that while Russia is the Secretary, he is also the evil Lawyer that wins all their cases since the school is getting sued all the time.

I fucking need a fic with this idea XD

If i had any writing ability.... i'd write it for you.

Me too, darling ;A;

it is sad, i have so many ideas but i write for shit. le sigh.

Rome - History! _{Or architecture because Colosseum, Pantheon, Pont du Gard, etc}

Rome - school principal
America - Physics teacher 'coz he totally digs rockets and aliens
Italy - Art teacher!

Germany should be the gym teacher. He'd kill the students with dodgeball.

Second this...

Estonia - computer teacher
For librarian, I'd like to have Germania or Lithuania(yes, randomly my mind suggest so)
Grandpa Rome will teach history
-Romano as a counselor? I never imagined that xD How does it work?-

Estonia would make an awesome computer teacher.
Aw, Lithuania would make such a cute Librarian. o A o

It doesn't. XD
It's one of the reasons the school gets sued. Too many kids being told they need to " build a bridge and get over their fucking problems on their own " or something of that sort. Crushing hopes and dreams.
... why did they hire Romano for that job again...? lol.

Oh man, Switzerland as Campus Security is perfect. :D

France should be the chef though, Italy would make nothing but pasta. LOL

Seconding Switzerland as security so much!
And picturing him in the bright orange narc shirt that security at my high school had (x

Oh herp derp I didn't notice he was already up there. (: ahaha

B'aw, I love the idea of Italy as the cafeteria chef ~

I think Germany would be a good (or bad, depending on how you think about it...) Phys. Ed teacher XD. I think Greece would be a fun Sex Ed teacher because he'd be so chill about it. Rome also :3 I think Canada would be a great Guidance Counselor :3

Oh god, I'm loving this. XD

I'd pick Rome and Germania as history teachers (and they would have constant battles over who taught classes better and who got higher scores on X standardized test. Hell, it happened at my school). Germany, while I find the Gym teacher idea amusing, I'd rather pick for some type of math or science position... Poland would totally be the fashion and design teacher, Hungary I could see teaching elementary or kindergarden students (Mom complex anyone), aaaaannd... that's all I can think of right now, sorry. X

SWEDEN = MATH. ~~As if the subject isn't horrifying enough already 8Da~~

Polynomials will never be the same again.

Germany for Gym (scaring everyone shitless and being totally ruthless, them crumbling like a cookie when someone gets injured). Or even History because he's gay for Ancient Rome. France or Italy could work the cafeteria...or, to make the shitty school dinners, England.

Austria teaching music, obviously!

I PROPOSE A ROLEPLAY!

This stuff is so inspiring e.e

Seconding!

I HAZ A SECONNNDD

WOOO

me and you be best buddies

3rd? :DD

Mhmm I like everything for the most part but we need:

Norway - Chemistry [all that magic bb]
Denmark- Wood Shopping
Sweden- Mathematics
Estonia - Computer Education
Germany- Physical Education

Also I can see Switzerland as Security

...Spain would be the school nurse ~~who only wants to treat little boys~~, or geography teacher cause then he can ramble about ~~all the little boys he collected~~ his travels and such. Or dance instructor <3

I wouldn't want Romano as a counselor...I don't think he has the patience or compassion necessary, and is too negative. Make him the custodian. He is a henchman, after all.

Germany is gym/physical education, of course.

"Canada - Vice Principal that no one remembers."

good job mate. 8D

Haha~ Ukraine - Agriculture teacher. XD <33 (and she will always get lost in the school XD <3)

xDDD Roma as counselor. That'd be epic.

'What is it you've been having trouble with?'
'Well, this guy has been bullying m--'
'GET THE HELL OVER IT AND GET OUT OF MY DAMN OFFICE. >:I'

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pwfff this is so lateeee