http://gilbolove.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] gilbolove.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] hetalia2010-09-01 02:28 pm

Prussia's shit cleaning: Austria & Sweden

Here's Austria's and Sweden's paths. Now only Japan and the bonus scene are missing...


Austria's path:

> Austria

Prussia: Alright! It's fun to poke that aristocrat and see his reaction!

Image:
Austria: (Can't read this)
Prussia: Kesesesese

Though Austria-san looks serious and fastidious, he unexpectedly conducts things at his own pace and behaves in an easeful manner.
Though he keeps his premises tidy, Prussia knows they are not too orderly.
This is a good opportunity to clean his place and indebt him, he plots.


Prussia: Now that this is decided, let's hurry and clean!

Heey! I came to clean Austria!
Hey... don't ignore the door because it's me!
Hey... hn?
It's open...

The door is open, but not a sound is to be heard inside.


Prussia: A... are you ok?
Hey? You're there, right?
Hey, sissy boy!
.... He isn't here, either.
That's funny... around this time on sunday I thought he'd either be in the bedroom or the kitchen...
Hallo?
Wie geht es Ihnen?
Oi, hey!

As much as he looks for him, Austria-san doesn't seem to be in any of the usual places.

Prussia: He shouldn't be in that place until after 3 PM... well, I'll go have a look.

Hey... are you there?
I'm getting fed up with this... ah!

... ... ...

No need to worry, he was just sleeping on the sofa.

Prussia: Looks like he got up for breakfast and then went back to sleep.
Hey, wake up! Wake up or pigeon shit's gonna land on your head!

Austria: Hnn...

Prussia: No use. He's not gonna wake up, is he...
That's right! I won't wake him but just finish while he's asleep!
When he wakes up and his place is all clean it'll totally be like I'm a little fairy!

And if all went well, from now until eternity he would be worshipped and admired.

Prussia: Well, with my skill I can clean these rooms in about 18 minutes.

With Prussia-san's skill, he can clean in 18 minutes.
Where will you start cleaning?


> Shelf
Dresser
Desk
Under the bed


You found underpants!

Prussia: So this is where he puts the underwear...
But it doesn't exactly look expensive.
... He's always been all about underwear, that guy.

(Image: > throw away)
While imagining Austria-san's troubled face, he threw them all away.

Prussia: Why underpants?

> Dresser
Desk
Under the bed


You found underpants!

Prussia: With the other coats hung up so neatly, why're there underpants tucked into a corner?

(Image: > throw away)
Since it was weird, he threw them away.

Prussia There're underpants stuck here and there...

> Desk
Under the bed


You found underpants!

Prussia: Why're there underpants inside the desk...

Image: > throw away

Underpants inside a desk are weird, so he threw them away.


Prussia: Again!!
Underpants again!

> Under the bed

You found underpants!


Prussia: Did he take them off before going to sleep?
What a weirdo.

Image: > throw away

Since they were disturbing the scenery, he threw them away.

Prussia: Why're there underpants lying around everywhere!!

Continuing this cycle of underwear discovery and disposal, Austria-san's house was thoroughly cleaned.

Prussia: Hah... you feel good after a good deed!

Austria: Hey! Prussia! You are home, aren't you! Come out at once!

Looks like he promptly showed up.

Prussia: Ah, it's open, you can come it!

Austria: Prussia! It was you, wasn't it! Just taking peoples'... underwear...!

Prussia: Dunno what you're on about. Did you come the whole way to my house looking like that?

Austria: It can't be helped, can it! Since I have nothing left to wear for my lower parts!
Who other than a fool like you would do such a thing!

Prussia: There are lots of other fools besides me! Kesesesese

Austria: You are the only fool who would do something like that!

Prussia: Besides, since you have no proof you shouldn't just decide on something like that.

Austria: Tha- that is true, but...

Prussia: Anyway, what use would that be, stealing something like that. Are your underpants that valuable?

Image: *rub rub*

Prussia: Anyway, it's really hot today, isn't it. Ah, it's hot, it's hot.

Austria: Bu- but thats... my underwear!

Prussia: No, that's a handkercief. Stofftaschentuch.

Austria: No matter how you look at it, it's underwear! You fool!!

*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*

Prussia: ...hn? Oh...?

Hungary: Return the underweeeaaar!!

Prussia: Geeh!! Hu- Hungary!?

Uaaaaaaaahhhhh!!

BAD END



Sweden's path:


> Sweden

Prussia: Why is Sweden among the options!!

Prussia-san is having unpleasant flashbacks to the Great Northern War.
Furthermore, unfortunately he does not know how to communicate with Sweden.
Even when putting his Northern German sixth sense to use, he can't understand him at all.


But then Prussia-san reconsidered that he might be sold cheap Ikea furniture in gratitude.
And displaying the firm attitude reminiscent of Hohenzollern, he went to Sweden's house.


Prussia: Heh, compared to the times of Baltic empire, this guy lives pretty frugally.

Boo boo! Hey, the awesome me is here!
Open the gate!

... ah?

Sweden: He... hey...
Are ya... ok....

Oh gee, Prussia-san fainted.

Prussia: Hnoh... where am I?
Ah...!
Right! I wanted to make Sweden be grateful to me and...

Sweden: Ya ok?

He fainted again.
This process was repeated another 12 times.


BAD END

[identity profile] mochironnai.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems these two paths have no good end. XD.

Austria with no undies? OHMEINGOTT I HAVE TO PLAY THIS.

[identity profile] maisekai.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is Sweden among the options!!

I lol'd pretty hard at this. Poor Prussia~
Thanks! I can't wait to know what the bonus scene was about x3

[identity profile] iteyoshii.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! XDDD thank you so much for translating this. Himaruya is really a God. Not only he draw cutely, he can also make super funny game like this. Even if it's just a mini game, it amused everyone a lot <3

And the bonus scene is just great. Spain looks so cute! :3

[identity profile] kuroikuroshii.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Even when putting his Northern German sixth sense to use, he can't understand him at all.

I laughed. HARD. XDDDDDDDD NORTHERN GERMAN SITH SENSE! Oh Prussia <3

AND DON'T THROW AWAY ALL OF AUSTRIAS UNDERPANTS!
Wait. No. If he has none, we'll see more of Pantless!Austria.
And I'd like that << >>
I'm a bit amazed that he went to Prussia's house without pants. That doesn't help one bit with my headcanon, you know? D:

I don't know if you need it, but the German words are basically just "Hello" "How are you?" and "Handkerchief" (though "Stofftaschentuch" are those made of fabric and not the paper ones) ^^""

[identity profile] yuukishida.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand Swedish people either... I wish I had Prussia's Northern German sixth sense to understand Danish people or Norwegians but I don't have it XD Why don't I (a person from Northern Germany) have that sixth sense? D:

Pantless Austria is awesome! I wanna see more pantless!Austria (with Prussia by his side :D)

"Wie geht es Ihnen?" is wrong after all... "Wie geht es dir?" would be better but he doesn't know where Austria is at that point so "Wo bist du?" would be the best choice.

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RETURN THE UNDERWEAR

[identity profile] danigorawr.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah~ I love Hungary.

Re: RETURN THE UNDERWEAR

[identity profile] vurmie.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR


ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] joatamon.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Alright! It's fun to poke that aristocrat and see his reaction!"

God damn it, Prussia. How am I supposed to NOT think the wrong thing?

[identity profile] kuroikuroshii.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT THAT OUT DDDDDD:
Now there are even MORE mental images in my head ;__;
Not that they are BAD, but... ahhh |'DDD

[identity profile] reaperangelique.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
brb DYING

Underwear! So much underwear...and Austria without it 8DDD

[identity profile] lovelycudy.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It's like Christmas in September

[identity profile] tututurtle.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Pffffft, oh Prussia... XD
Sweden's made me literally laugh out loud.

[identity profile] darkinsanity-13.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...Austria, why do have underwear everywhere? Have you been getting busy with Hungary in random places? Hm...if that's the case, I think Austria might be kinkier than we think XD

Silly Prussia..."hey, I might get free IKEA furniture!" and then he faints right after seeing Sweden. Poor Su-san.

[identity profile] miezen.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...Austria, why do have underwear everywhere? Have you been getting busy with Hungary in random places? Hm...if that's the case, I think Austria might be kinkier than we think

I like how I'm not the only person thinking like this.

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[identity profile] miezen.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he just needed to discard it quickly? After all, when certain situations come up, you're not paying much attention to where your underwear goes and may have trouble relocating it~? Okay I'll go away with my dirty mind now

[identity profile] matt-keehl.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
Now I want a Prussia/Austria/Hungary threesome. OTL I MEAN, COME ON. THEY'RE ALL IN THE SAME ROOM ALREADY, AND AUSTRIA'S ALREADY PANTLESS. DO THEY NEED ANY MORE INCENTIVE? /shot

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[identity profile] kanami-yuuta.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Prussia: Why is Sweden among the options!!

my thoughts exactly XDDD

ooh god... sweden was only trying to be kind... poor su-san XDDDD

austria... you have no shame...
jammerlea: (Buh)

[personal profile] jammerlea 2010-09-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft, so much underwear. Wtf, Austria? XD

Updated this~

Thank you ;w;

[identity profile] aguzsuicaedere.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Underwear, Underwear Everywhere.

Re: +1

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Oh god!

[identity profile] pinoycruger.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Love the Sweden part.

Gilbert's fainting again 12 times?!

[identity profile] leriacossato.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
whoever says that Prussia/Austria is not canon is lying.

xD

[identity profile] nupinoop296.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"You found underpants!"
This is the best line in anything ever.

[identity profile] prussiapwnsyou.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Mien Gott.
This was funny.
LOL I DIED AT THE SIXTH SENSE PART x'D
When I played it I just LOL'd.

Your icon!

[identity profile] gotchunao-aru.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmmf <3 Prussia looks so good there (like always X3)!
Is that fanart? If it is it's pretty on point!

[identity profile] maripecanha.livejournal.com 2010-09-01 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Austria, silly you. Prussia trew away all your underpants so it would be easier to get to... your vital regions, so to speak.

And poor Sweden, he's just missunderstood. And Prussia faints AWESOMELY.

[identity profile] anjenova.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
(Austria your paradoxical personality is win)

Great Northern War?! HOHENZOLLERN?!!!!

*HISTORYGASM*

[identity profile] hoshiko2.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
When he wakes up and his place is all clean it'll totally be like I'm a little fairy!

He's so excited to be like a fairy!

su-san is scary...

[identity profile] snowsnowgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
s-su-san is so scary sometimes, i saw him and i screamed, i love su-san but i think he's scary sometime, my mom was like, why are you screaming for? my response: SU-SAN IS SO SCARY!!!!

[identity profile] rosewolfie.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
"... He's always been all about underwear, that guy."
-Gape-
. . .
-GAPE-
. . .
-PFFFTSNICKERSNORT- I just knew under that aristocrat exterior there was something kinky ;D -snickers some more- xD

...Prussia...as a fairy....? This I gotta see.

Hungary? Really? O.k. Actually, I'm not all that surprised xD She wants Austria's underwear for herself

...And Sweden... I love him really, but... 0v0

[identity profile] apathy-irath.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for translating these. |D Really fun to see.

Seems like they're both bad ends, though. |D; I'm sure Sweden doesn't mean to be that scary all the time.

[identity profile] xystwave.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, could I use your translations for annotating a screencast of the game? I've made a few screencasts available on youtube for the benefit of people who are still unable to download and play the game.. Here's some of the screencasts that I've managed to upload thus far:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXtpg9Kf9Uw (Introduction)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhLNKOtxPM0 (Germany-Happy End)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6gjRQMsh1k (Germany-Bad End)
Thanks for your hard work!

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[identity profile] vivecka.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Sweden, where is Finland to help out with this??

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