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Part three, AustriaxLithuania
Title: They never expected this
Author/Artist: ME~
Character(s) or Pairing(s): AustriaxLithuania, but Poland gets to be there too.
Rating: still G
Warnings: Mpreg, crackpairing
Summary: Still no real pairing stuff, but it's getting there. Lithuania and Austria got drunk at Denmark's party and that one night had fateful consequences.
Note: Like said earlier, small and crappy updates.
Previous chapters:
Chapter 1 Chapter 2
"So like, did the doctor find out?" Poland asked a couple of days later. Lithuania had been quiet ever since they left, and had been pacing ever since, waiting for the results to come in the mail. Poland wanted to be there when they came, so he decided to sleep over until it came in the mail.
And now they were here. Lithuania held the envelope, slightly hesitant. What if it was something really serious?
Could nations get aids? Or cancer?
"Come on, open it already!" Poland nagged. He was really curious, the poor boy. Lithuania sighed, and opened the envelope, reading the letter slowly and thoroughly, not wanting to miss anything.
"....... "
"Well? What does it say?" Poland tilted his head, confused at the sudden whiteness in his friend's face. "Liet...?"
When he didn't answer, Poland snagged the letter away and read it. And read it again.
"... No way! You're totally pregnant!"
There was no response though, just a slight thump. Poland turned, seeing Lithuania passed out on the floor. "Liet! Don't do that, you totally scared me!" he said, sitting down and giving the other's cheek a light slap.
"Nnnn...." Lithuania groaned, rubbing his face after sitting up, leaning onto Poland.
"Don't scare me like that, Liet! It's totally creepy." Poland pouted, patting his shoulder.
"..... That letter has to be a joke..." Lithuania said.
"I don't think it is..... You're like, gonna be a mommy!" Poland apparently had no idea how this did not make sense, considering how he was hugging Lithuania and just being overly happy for his friend.
Lithuania wasn't exactly sharing his enthusiasm. To him, guys didn't get pregnant. It hadn't happened as far as he knew, and it was just.... anatomically impossible.
Also, he had to tell Austria. Who else could it belong to? There was nobody else he'd.... slept with.... in ages.
But would he even listen? And believe him? Austria wasn't exactly someone you joked with, unless you were Prussia, so Lithuania was worried he wouldn't believe him. Although his growing belly would hopefully convince the other man.
This sucked.... Poland looked at Lithuania, noticing he was actually crying. Not loudly, more like a quiet sob. But he was definitely crying.
"L-liet? Don't cry! This will like, be ok!" he said, feeling slightly nervous. Normally Lithuania's crying face would amuse him, but this was probably not a good time to tell him that. Poland hugged him again, letting the brunette sob against his shoulder.
"..... Liet...." he sighed, stroking his friend's back softly.
Author/Artist: ME~
Character(s) or Pairing(s): AustriaxLithuania, but Poland gets to be there too.
Rating: still G
Warnings: Mpreg, crackpairing
Summary: Still no real pairing stuff, but it's getting there. Lithuania and Austria got drunk at Denmark's party and that one night had fateful consequences.
Note: Like said earlier, small and crappy updates.
Previous chapters:
Chapter 1 Chapter 2
"So like, did the doctor find out?" Poland asked a couple of days later. Lithuania had been quiet ever since they left, and had been pacing ever since, waiting for the results to come in the mail. Poland wanted to be there when they came, so he decided to sleep over until it came in the mail.
And now they were here. Lithuania held the envelope, slightly hesitant. What if it was something really serious?
Could nations get aids? Or cancer?
"Come on, open it already!" Poland nagged. He was really curious, the poor boy. Lithuania sighed, and opened the envelope, reading the letter slowly and thoroughly, not wanting to miss anything.
"....... "
"Well? What does it say?" Poland tilted his head, confused at the sudden whiteness in his friend's face. "Liet...?"
When he didn't answer, Poland snagged the letter away and read it. And read it again.
"... No way! You're totally pregnant!"
There was no response though, just a slight thump. Poland turned, seeing Lithuania passed out on the floor. "Liet! Don't do that, you totally scared me!" he said, sitting down and giving the other's cheek a light slap.
"Nnnn...." Lithuania groaned, rubbing his face after sitting up, leaning onto Poland.
"Don't scare me like that, Liet! It's totally creepy." Poland pouted, patting his shoulder.
"..... That letter has to be a joke..." Lithuania said.
"I don't think it is..... You're like, gonna be a mommy!" Poland apparently had no idea how this did not make sense, considering how he was hugging Lithuania and just being overly happy for his friend.
Lithuania wasn't exactly sharing his enthusiasm. To him, guys didn't get pregnant. It hadn't happened as far as he knew, and it was just.... anatomically impossible.
Also, he had to tell Austria. Who else could it belong to? There was nobody else he'd.... slept with.... in ages.
But would he even listen? And believe him? Austria wasn't exactly someone you joked with, unless you were Prussia, so Lithuania was worried he wouldn't believe him. Although his growing belly would hopefully convince the other man.
This sucked.... Poland looked at Lithuania, noticing he was actually crying. Not loudly, more like a quiet sob. But he was definitely crying.
"L-liet? Don't cry! This will like, be ok!" he said, feeling slightly nervous. Normally Lithuania's crying face would amuse him, but this was probably not a good time to tell him that. Poland hugged him again, letting the brunette sob against his shoulder.
"..... Liet...." he sighed, stroking his friend's back softly.
Guess who? *STALK*
Poor Liet, but Austria's gonna be an awesome daddy~ And the sun will shine~ (And Poland will be like the most awesome Aunt EVER.)
8D These keep going past me. I'm suprised I caught this one.
>A> I DUNNO D8 S-should I know? D>
The sun will shine and there will be ponies and rainbows and cookies!
Dude, Poland will give the kid her own pony. xDIT'S A SECRET.
And it shall rain vodka.
And the rainy season will announce the comming of uncle Russia.....*shiver*
OH HAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII *GLOMP* <3333
Russia will claim her as his own D8 HIDE THE BABY!