I agree America, Marmite is terrifying. xD (What do they mean by "scales"?)

Are American pastries really that terrifying? I think it's fine so long as you don't get the really pasty, fluffy, radioactively-colored kind of icing that tastes like sweetened plastic.

A big fight about "that"? What's "that"? Depending on what it is, I might want in on it...