[Fanart] Team China (Will Be Taking Your Orders Now)

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Title: Team China
Author/Artist: kasugai_gummie
Characters: China
Rating: G
Notes: In response to nittle_grasper's Team USA...



Translation of "自己拿！" = "Get it yourself!"

The platter is a plate of stir-fried eggs & tomatoes. OTL China's uniform: Tribute to McDonald's or an easy-to-make dish?

ETA: Doodled in response to youkofujima's comment.

Comments

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

China: That'll be an additional 12RMB. ::smiles::

[callais.livejournal.com]

...That's so. Amazing, lol. XDDDDDb

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you! XD;

[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

For China-to-go? Oh ho hoh hoh... *rubs hands together*

Bah ni dai hwei jia~~~ *takes out a potato sack*

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

potato sack

... Potato sack... ::dies laughing::

[callais.livejournal.com]

I want to take him back home in an Italian oranges crate! T^Tb

China entices everyone with his cheap! XD

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

..... I-I like how you intend to ship him out. Um. Yes. Though I think he'd just kind of object to the Italian stamp.

China: I refuse to be mistaken for an Italian export.

DO YOU NOT SLEEP CYN? D;;

[callais.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Ship him out as an export! McDonald's worker China in a box! /O\

Picky~ Ara ara, then I can put you in a Chinese lychee crate no? XD

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

Ah, I was busy DL-ing the last part to the full Opening Ceremony. Thus, the ungodly hour?

CHINA DISLIKES THE IDEA OF BEING FUNSIZED EVEN TO FIT INTO FRUIT CRATES. THOUGH MOST OF HIS WORKERS ARE.

[callais.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see. :X

BUT HE WOULDN'T BE FUN-SIZED. I WOULD GET A HUGE ENOUGH LYCHEE CRATE TO PUT ALL 1.3 BILLION OF HIM IN. /O\

...XDDD

[youkofujima.livejournal.com]

POTATO SACKS ARE AWESOME FOR KIDNAPPING.

_{I was originally thinking of haggling, but ah, it's only $2. Pocket change. XD}

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

LOL. If you were allowed to haggle in Micky D's, China would've probably set the starting price to 35RMB. Just to cut short any potential losses, of course.

[chairman-yao.livejournal.com]

GLORIOUS.

...If I ordered a kids meal would I get a Hong Kong? His bird could be the toy!

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

PROBABLY. Though again, China would probably charge extra for the bird too. |D

[chairman-yao.livejournal.com]

*Panda thanks you, BFF4EVA Y/Y?*

[kasugai-gummie.livejournal.com]

LOL YES. ♥ ALSO. PANDA/CHINA OTP. And China doesn't even know it.