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Happy Birthday! You're given the task to buy a gift for the nations

What would you give them? Pretend you have enough money to buy nearly anything (but nothing too improbable, like the whole world for Russia or a planet for Sealand ^^;;)

For me...

America: Video games
England: A cookbook
France:

XD
China: Panda plushie
Russia: China plushie
Germany: 'How to Understand Italians' book
Prussia: A framed portrait of himself, signed by himself
N. Italy: Apron?
S. Italy: The Godfather movie, Collector's Edition
Japan: Miku Hatsune action figure
Seychelles: Canned tuna
Switzerland: Guns? It's not like he needs more guns, though
Liechtenstein: Wonder Bra *shot*

So, what's your idea?

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u-uuuuh

poland : a new ultra pink mini sikrt
latvia : big bottle of vodka
peter : one day 'recognized as nation' coupon

................................

/lame
/FAILS

gah just typed 'sealand' as 'peter'
FFFFFFFFFFFFS

I LOLED SO HARD AT PRUSSIA'S AND FRANCE'S.

May I give you my soul with a hot, steaming side of internet love?

America: "The Atmosphere: How To Read", or scary movies disguised as action movies.
England: This. (http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/What-Would-a-Fairy-Do%3F-Deluxe-Spin-Folder.html)
France: A "Grope Anyone For Free" card. (Use it wisely, France.)
Russia: A greenhouse for growing sunflowers.
China: Panda plushies. Tons and tons of panda plushies. From all over the world.
Germany: Some kind of engineering book for a fancy car.
Japan: The best and most expensive miso soup EVER. (Or These (http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Wasabi-Gumballs.html))
N. Italy: I couldn't think of anything, so I'll just give him pasta.
S. Italy: These. (http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Manly-Mustache-Mirror-Clings.html)
Switzerland: Gun oil/cleaner. Tons of it.
Prussia: His own MMO.
Poland: Like, omg, I'd totally like, give him a shopping spree in like, the biggest mall in the whole world!
Lithuania: Hair ties. Yup.
Estonia: The ability to talk to Bill Gates whenever he wants.
Latvia: Booze. Lots of it.

China: Panda plushies. Tons and tons of panda plushies. From all over the world.

But wouldn't they all have been made in China in the first place? /shot

Russia: A whole new plumbing system for his house.

Sweden: A sun-machine. Since he so deperately wants sun. And a victory in Eurovision Song Contest.
Iceland: Money, A lot of it. And more people.
Japan: Liquorice and salmiakki (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gtMY_27PTc)
Egypt: A big pile of snow. Since he probably hasn't seen real snow in his country ever before XD Besides he'll like the water when it melts.
Germany: Moose stuff from Sweden.
Finland: A bit of Russia, especially the lost arm.
Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia: A self-help guide book to raise your self-confidence

(Haha, I always give gift that the reciever doesn't have but probably wants XD)

Finland: A bit of Russia, especially the lost arm.

I'm sure this would be his best birthday present ever. ♥ _{Russia wouldn't approve though. :|}

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POLAND AND CANADA. I LOL'D. XDDD ~~Especially because that's my headcanon for Poland.~~

Iceland: Lots of love, liqourice and my life savings. Poor boy D| Also, volcano insurance.

Only idea that came to mind.. xD;

I would buy Bulgaria a bigger role in the anime/manga ; A ;

Canada: Maple Syrup - Duh! x]
America: one of those Bowflex exercising machines so he can work off all that hamburger weight ~~and look like a true hero~~
China: Large sized Shinatty-chan plushie
Russia: Life sized China plushie that's holding a bunch of sunflowers oh and a vacation to Hawaii - a very sunny place ^^
Belarus: Life sized Russia
Lithuania: chill pills.
Latvia: booooozeeee!
Estonia: more love - and lots of computer technology ^^
N.Italy: def Pasta
Germany: Italy
Spain: the opportunity to babysit all my little baby cousins [who are insanely adorable]
S.Italy: ~~he can be babysat by Spain too~~ a card from N.Italy that says he is cooler than Germany [because you know he's still waiting for the stuff N.Italy is in awe of him for]
Prussia: a mirror. <3
Hungary: i'll buy her a gay bar.
Austria: an awesome concert for him to perform at
Switzerland: for his birthday i'm taking him paintballing.
Liechtenstein: a push-up bra ~~we've all been there~~
Sweden: ~~He's got Finland - what more would he want?~~
Finland: a friend for Hanatamago
Sealand: Recognition. Just recognition... and a bunch of Power Rangers
Denmark: Axe insurance
Iceland: Volcano covers ~~me being stupid~~ I dunno... to cover the tops of volcanoes so they don't erupt... x]
Norway: a playdate with England's fairies and such.
England: much needed cooking lessons ~~from France~~
France: for his birthday... a trip to a Strip Club that has both female AND male strippers
Poland: the chance to give all the nations a free makeover!
Japan: lots and lots of anime/manga
Hong Kong: fireworks
Greece: *uses magic powers* CAT FOR A DAY.
Turkey: a new mask [i'm thinking... Phantom of the Opera?]
Egypt: a silence interpreter
Ukraine: a better bra ~~because if you can hear her boobs move that means the bra's not doing it's job~~
Belgium: an actual comic strip
Holland/Netherlands: *see Belgium* oh and pictures of little girls to please his Lolita Complex /shot
Taiwan: an all expense paid trip to the spa
Korea: the recognition that everything did indeed originate from him.
Seychelles: erm... fish.

heh... i was planning only to do a few... but then i felt bad that i didn't get anything for the other nations so hopefully i didn't miss any of them x]

wow... long.

Sealand's, Prussia's, and France's had me loling so hard!

America: A Book about Baseball
Canada: Skiis and maybe a canoe
Germany: "Relationships for Dummies"
England: Medicine for being bi-polar
S. Italy: A lambourgini (did I spell that right?
N. Italy: His own restuarant
Rome: Women
Russia: A whole field of sunflowers
Prussia: A giant stuffed teddy bear because he loves cute things.
Poland: A new skirt
Lithuania: Tips on how to win the girl of your dreams (and not get your fingers broken)
Latvia: Counseling

As a Finland cosplayer, I brought some gag gifts for nations to a con last December. (Santa has to do things like this, you see. ^_~) I can only remember two of the gifts, but they fit here well.

I had a piano-shaped crayon for Austria (yes, really).

Russia... I had a yoyo that was decorated to look like a globe. You know there's nothing he'd like better than the world as his toy, after all. (and there were, like, 5 or 6 Russias fighting over it. It was epic! XD)

America: A Burger from Hell Burger... even though I totally know he goes there all the time...
England: Professional Cooking Lessons
France: Condoms
Russia: Private Tropical Island
Poland: All of the My Little Ponies EVER.
Latvia: A Super effective Security System
Sealnd: Some candy
Lithuania: Free date with Belarus no finger breaking coupon.
Seychelles: Fish
Prussia: A new computer so he can blog.
Germany: "How Not to Be Emotionally Constipated"
Italy: Ritalin or some balls
Belarus: Russia sex doll
others pfft idk

lol Belarus's gift

America: Plasma-screen TV with surround-sound system. All the best to hear thsoe screams in the horror movies . . .
England: A life supply of tea.
France: The book "Celebrating Orgasm".
Russia: A key to China's house.
China: Life-size panda plushie.
Japan: Onsen trip.
Germany: A joke book.
N. Italy: Something shiny.
S. Italy: A mafia hat.
Spain: S. Itay.
Poland: Chocolate-brown Uggs.
Lithuania: A vacation ~~to my house~~ to anywhere he likes. And laundry detergent.

If anything, Liechtenstein should get a Bombshell Bra from Victoria's Secret lol.

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