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[List] 101 Things Greece Should Not do at World Meetings
I probably did this wrong in some way shape or form because I'm shy and never post here, but I had to try this JKFLDS. Sorry if my humor lacks D8> I don't even know if this is a meme you can fill out, but I did. So I figured I'd share and see what happens FUFUFU. (I tagged "all nations" because I was too lazy to list out all that might have been mentioned so if that's not ~*CORRECTTTT*~ let me knowwww.) Besides, GREECE NEEDS LOVE no matter how bad I write.
1. When people wave, they aren't offending you as they would be in Greece. You may not flip them off in return.
2. 69 is not the text-version of the yin-yang symbol (even if Korea laughs).
3. -Or the pisces fish.
4. -Do not attempt to show people what it really means...
5. Asking Austria to put his glasses on his head as a form of kitty ears makes him very confused and gets you nowhere.
6. You are not allowed to dance with everyone else no matter how "in your culture" it is.
7. Nobody wants olive oil in their water.
8. Hanging a noose over Turkey's chair is not funny.
9. Just because Japan brings treats does not mean they are all for you. Share.
10. Cat food does not qualify as something to snack on during the conference.
11. Dumping used cat litter on Turkey's chair only makes him smell worse.
12. Don't ask Estonia how he connects to the internet.
13. Turning off the lights when you enter the room proclaiming it's nap time is uneffective.
14. -So is actually napping.
15. Offering to sing all the stanzas of your national anthem without sleeping is impossible.
16. Asking Prussia about the crosses he brings to annoy the Nordics on being vampires makes him believe that you are one, too.
17. -Especially when you are sitting in the only beam of light in the room and apparently sparkle.
18. -France confirms this.
19. When someone pokes you while sleeping, do not slap them in your daze out of reflex. They are not Turkey.
20. Don't kick them, either. ...Russia uses Latvia as his footstool and he breaks easily.
21. This does not mean sleeping under the table will solve the problem.
22. It is no longer an excuse to say you overslept.
23. Just because Egypt never talks doesn't mean you can have your cats translate for him.
24. -No one understands them but you.
25. You are not allowed to ask Hungary if she would like to try some "Greek salad".
26. -Asking her if her brain is split in two and stored behind her boobies does not excuse your offer.
27. -Ukraine, either.
28. You are not allowed to make censor noises every time Turkey opens his mouth.
29. Don't suck on Italy's stray hair wondering if it's spaghetti. It's not.
30. Germany does not use olive oil to grease his hair back.
31. ...zzz.
32. Celebrating the Olympics by coming nude is not civil.
33. -Even if France supports you. And had the same thing in mind.
34. You are not allowed to pretend to space off when Canada asks you a question. Unless you really are spacing off.
35. Finland does not appreciate you switching his hat with yours.
36. Asking Latvia anything results in an earthquake.
37. Offering for Turkey to be Switzerland's target for shooting practice is restricted.
38. You are never allowed to use the bathroom because you fall asleep at the urinal.
39. -You are never allowed to leave ANYWHERE until the meeting is over because you fall asleep.
40. Russia's lap is not a pillow.
41. -Neither is Germany's.
42. -Especially Prussia's...
43. Just because your hair gets wavy in the rain does not make it a valid excuse for not wanting to visit England.
44. Japan's thumb is still attached, yes.
45. Korea, China, Hong Kong, and the others do not speak Japanese.
46. You are not allowed to poke everyone repeatedly for their attention; especially if they're clear across the table.
47. -Stretching across the table to poke them results in a nice nap.
48. -This results in waking up with America's flag on your head in permanent marker.
49. Hanging a mistletoe mistakenly above Russia and Belarus's seat on Christmas, no matter how accidental, is not funny.
50. Editing a video of Turkey telling Spain he declares war is apparently obviously made by you.
51. -Claiming Estonia made it is worse.
52. -You still can't have cats translate in this situation.
53. Don't eat England's snacks.
54. -Even England's water is sickening.
55. Pretending is isn't your fault when a cat does it's business on whomever it pleases never works.
56. Throwing Turkey on the world meeting's table declaring Thanksgiving gets only America excited.
57. Don't ask England for a rubber.
58. Claiming to be "the cradle of Western civilization" offends England and France.
59. -Everything offends England.
60. Telling Sealand about ancient Greek's gruesome and bloody battles between the gods does not drive him away.
61. When England blows a whistle, it is not a sign to pick up your shield, helmet, and spear.
62. America calls you Hercules because of Disney. Explaining to him that Hercules is Roman and not Greek, like Heracles, is impossible.
63. Russia is not Hades.
64. Don't cry every time someone mentions Pluto.
65. Just because some people don't know what sex is doesn't mean you can confidently demonstrate.
66. Poland is a girl. Her boobs are just very small and located a ways below her belly button.
67. -Poland does NOT appreciate being told this.
68. -Poland is not a eunuch.
69. The "69" joke is apparently old.
70. -Especially because there's no more room to write 69 on the table. Top and underneath.
71. Slipping a "that's what she said" every time Russia asks someone to become one with him is also old.
72. Switzerland's guns are real.
73. Coming dressed as Turkey in an attempt to get everyone to hate him is foiled every time because he attends conferences, too.
74. -I hate Turkey.
75. -I hope he dies.
76. ...
77. zzzzz
77. ...z....zzZ
78. ...zz--z. oh.
79. If someone yells “SWITZERLAND HELP!", film it.
80. Nobody wants to go shopping with you (except Spain) because you are "too slow".
81. Because you eat supper at 11 pm, people don't want to eat out with you.
82. Recording your slow voice beforehand and editing it to play as fast as chipmunks does not humor the impatient America.
83. -Don't expect it to amuse your cats either.
84. -It especially irks Hanatamago.
85. Don't boast that you are European Champions at football around America, either.
86. Placing a whole watermelon in your chair and then leaving is not a suitable replacement.
87. You must sit far away from Germany, Sweden, and Finland because of their dogs. But not Japan.
88. Just because no one knows what kapsoura (a burning desire for someone) is doesn't mean you can end all your sentences with it.
89. When Spain brings in hot and spicy fajitas, don't mistake them for gyros.
90. France's "purple olives" are actually grapes.
91. France's "purple olive juice" is actually wine.
92. The fact that you can spit very far is not a liable reason to do so. Ever. For any reason.
93. Inviting someone to an arm wrestle is no longer satisfactory when you always win. It also gives you a bad name. And dents the table.
94. Receiving underwear and shampoo is considered a normal gift at home. Everywhere else, it isn't.
95. Don't . . . you can't. ...... zzzz..
96. z zz ffzzzzturkeyshit
97. z
98. zz
99. zzz
100. zzzz
101. meow~
Title: 101 Things Greece Should Not do at World Meetings
Author/Artist: ![[info]](https://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
vanillamiss
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Greece
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Sexual themes and other obvious things that go with it
Summary: Crackish list in the words of Greece reminding himself of things he's done at world conferences (and maybe other hinted places?) that he is no longer allowed to do.
1. When people wave, they aren't offending you as they would be in Greece. You may not flip them off in return.
2. 69 is not the text-version of the yin-yang symbol (even if Korea laughs).
3. -Or the pisces fish.
4. -Do not attempt to show people what it really means...
5. Asking Austria to put his glasses on his head as a form of kitty ears makes him very confused and gets you nowhere.
6. You are not allowed to dance with everyone else no matter how "in your culture" it is.
7. Nobody wants olive oil in their water.
8. Hanging a noose over Turkey's chair is not funny.
9. Just because Japan brings treats does not mean they are all for you. Share.
10. Cat food does not qualify as something to snack on during the conference.
11. Dumping used cat litter on Turkey's chair only makes him smell worse.
12. Don't ask Estonia how he connects to the internet.
13. Turning off the lights when you enter the room proclaiming it's nap time is uneffective.
14. -So is actually napping.
15. Offering to sing all the stanzas of your national anthem without sleeping is impossible.
16. Asking Prussia about the crosses he brings to annoy the Nordics on being vampires makes him believe that you are one, too.
17. -Especially when you are sitting in the only beam of light in the room and apparently sparkle.
18. -France confirms this.
19. When someone pokes you while sleeping, do not slap them in your daze out of reflex. They are not Turkey.
20. Don't kick them, either. ...Russia uses Latvia as his footstool and he breaks easily.
21. This does not mean sleeping under the table will solve the problem.
22. It is no longer an excuse to say you overslept.
23. Just because Egypt never talks doesn't mean you can have your cats translate for him.
24. -No one understands them but you.
25. You are not allowed to ask Hungary if she would like to try some "Greek salad".
26. -Asking her if her brain is split in two and stored behind her boobies does not excuse your offer.
27. -Ukraine, either.
28. You are not allowed to make censor noises every time Turkey opens his mouth.
29. Don't suck on Italy's stray hair wondering if it's spaghetti. It's not.
30. Germany does not use olive oil to grease his hair back.
31. ...zzz.
32. Celebrating the Olympics by coming nude is not civil.
33. -Even if France supports you. And had the same thing in mind.
34. You are not allowed to pretend to space off when Canada asks you a question. Unless you really are spacing off.
35. Finland does not appreciate you switching his hat with yours.
36. Asking Latvia anything results in an earthquake.
37. Offering for Turkey to be Switzerland's target for shooting practice is restricted.
38. You are never allowed to use the bathroom because you fall asleep at the urinal.
39. -You are never allowed to leave ANYWHERE until the meeting is over because you fall asleep.
40. Russia's lap is not a pillow.
41. -Neither is Germany's.
42. -Especially Prussia's...
43. Just because your hair gets wavy in the rain does not make it a valid excuse for not wanting to visit England.
44. Japan's thumb is still attached, yes.
45. Korea, China, Hong Kong, and the others do not speak Japanese.
46. You are not allowed to poke everyone repeatedly for their attention; especially if they're clear across the table.
47. -Stretching across the table to poke them results in a nice nap.
48. -This results in waking up with America's flag on your head in permanent marker.
49. Hanging a mistletoe mistakenly above Russia and Belarus's seat on Christmas, no matter how accidental, is not funny.
50. Editing a video of Turkey telling Spain he declares war is apparently obviously made by you.
51. -Claiming Estonia made it is worse.
52. -You still can't have cats translate in this situation.
53. Don't eat England's snacks.
54. -Even England's water is sickening.
55. Pretending is isn't your fault when a cat does it's business on whomever it pleases never works.
56. Throwing Turkey on the world meeting's table declaring Thanksgiving gets only America excited.
57. Don't ask England for a rubber.
58. Claiming to be "the cradle of Western civilization" offends England and France.
59. -Everything offends England.
60. Telling Sealand about ancient Greek's gruesome and bloody battles between the gods does not drive him away.
61. When England blows a whistle, it is not a sign to pick up your shield, helmet, and spear.
62. America calls you Hercules because of Disney. Explaining to him that Hercules is Roman and not Greek, like Heracles, is impossible.
63. Russia is not Hades.
64. Don't cry every time someone mentions Pluto.
65. Just because some people don't know what sex is doesn't mean you can confidently demonstrate.
66. Poland is a girl. Her boobs are just very small and located a ways below her belly button.
67. -Poland does NOT appreciate being told this.
68. -Poland is not a eunuch.
69. The "69" joke is apparently old.
70. -Especially because there's no more room to write 69 on the table. Top and underneath.
71. Slipping a "that's what she said" every time Russia asks someone to become one with him is also old.
72. Switzerland's guns are real.
73. Coming dressed as Turkey in an attempt to get everyone to hate him is foiled every time because he attends conferences, too.
74. -I hate Turkey.
75. -I hope he dies.
76. ...
77. zzzzz
77. ...z....zzZ
78. ...zz--z. oh.
79. If someone yells “SWITZERLAND HELP!", film it.
80. Nobody wants to go shopping with you (except Spain) because you are "too slow".
81. Because you eat supper at 11 pm, people don't want to eat out with you.
82. Recording your slow voice beforehand and editing it to play as fast as chipmunks does not humor the impatient America.
83. -Don't expect it to amuse your cats either.
84. -It especially irks Hanatamago.
85. Don't boast that you are European Champions at football around America, either.
86. Placing a whole watermelon in your chair and then leaving is not a suitable replacement.
87. You must sit far away from Germany, Sweden, and Finland because of their dogs. But not Japan.
88. Just because no one knows what kapsoura (a burning desire for someone) is doesn't mean you can end all your sentences with it.
89. When Spain brings in hot and spicy fajitas, don't mistake them for gyros.
90. France's "purple olives" are actually grapes.
91. France's "purple olive juice" is actually wine.
92. The fact that you can spit very far is not a liable reason to do so. Ever. For any reason.
93. Inviting someone to an arm wrestle is no longer satisfactory when you always win. It also gives you a bad name. And dents the table.
94. Receiving underwear and shampoo is considered a normal gift at home. Everywhere else, it isn't.
95. Don't . . . you can't. ...... zzzz..
96. z zz ffzzzzturkey
97. z
98. zz
99. zzz
100. zzzz
101. meow~
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Hmmm, never really tried to bounce an apple before. I have dropped them, though, and they didn't really bounce then...
Maybe it is a special variety bred specifically for basketball
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