[Fanfic] Let's Bring Back The Cold War...(Russia/America)

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Title: Let’s Bring Back the Cold War (To Save on Air-Conditioning)
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Russia/America
Rating: PG
Warnings: Adult language, use of human names, more likely than not OOC-ness, and err...violence with a book?

Summary: If you can't take the heat, call your BFF Ivan.  

Author’s Notes: X-posted on deviantART. A RussiAmerica piece, but nothing to do with my multi-chapter fiction. It’s just a random insomnia-induced one-shot that I was finally able to finish after my computer stopped holding my Word documents hostage. And posted because I haven't updated anything writing-wise since the summer. So I decided to break this block of inactivity with a crack piece inspired by the fanon idea that Ivan does not produce body heat. I'm not making fun of it, or the writers who write it, but this didn't stop my brain from thinking, "Gee, wouldn't that be awesome for Alfred to have on a really hot day?" Sorry in advance for the madness. @w@

Disclaimer: I don’t own Axis Powers Hetalia.


Heroes shouldn't have to sweat. It didn't look or feel awesome to have it creeping like insects or Francis's fingers probing in places he didn't even know he had glands…