hetalia | [Fanfic] Two Fics - The 2009 American Invasion of Canada

Delurking from the kink meme with a cracky series about Americans invading Canada and the true secret of Canadian blood.

Honestly, this is just silly fun and I assure any Canadian Hetalia-fans that we are not going to rush the border on you.

Hope you guys will enjoy this.

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Title: "OPERATION MAPLE TAP is a Go!"
Author: irrationalsense
Characters: America. Tony has a big part in this. Hungary comes in at the end. Mentions of Canada and many other nations from all around the world (Alfred covers your geographic region, from Latin America to Europe to Asia and Australia, if not your nation specifically). Several OCs that threaten to steal even Alfred's limelight, probably because they're American like that.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: The lack of coffee, for starters. The maple syrup shortage in America. Everyone, including Alfred, has a potty-mouth - because its early in the morning and there's no coffee. Pervy evil grannies to watch out for. The author tries and fails at dialect. In general, cracky goodness.
Summary: In the dark hours of the morning, in a shopping mall, Americans gather for the last meeting before they put their plan to invade Canada into effect. Why? Alfred F. Jones just wants his maple syrup with his pancakes. And some COFFEE...

Link to the Journal: irrationalsense.livejournal.com/1704.html.

Excerpt: Alfred had attended many black-ops meetings before. Probably more than what would make any of the other nations in the world comfortable if they knew the real number. To be fair, however, none of the meetings for OPERATION MAPLE TAP were...on the same level. First off, the location was not in a secret bunker under the parking levels of some corporate building in some famous city or a cheap hotel room in some suburb or a hidden cave in some rugged mountains or stuffy tent in some anywhere (because tents were convenient like that).

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Title: " The 2009 American Invasion of Canada" or, alternatively, "Canadians Bleed Maple Syrup"
Author/Artist: irrantionalsense
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Canada, America, Tony, cowboy!Americans and confused-and-captured!Canadians
Rating: PG-13, I guess.
Warnings: ...Alfred gets a little scary at the end? Hint of the blood kink suggestion that started the whole thing, but no blood is actually shed. No Canadians were ~~seriously~~ harmed in this fic. Captured and kidnapped, but not really hurt. If they were lucky, they got breakfast, too.
Summary: The sequel to OPERATION MAPLE TAP IS A GO! They attacked at dawn. They specifically being Americans, on horseback and dressed like cowboys. Having his lands invaded by (insane?) Americans for no apparent reason and captured by Alfred, Matthew is understandably confused. Cowboy!Alfred is just whistling Dixie. Matthew soon finds out that it really is all about the maple syrup.

Link to the Journal: irrationalsense.livejournal.com/1011.html.

Excerpt: The Canadians knew the Americans were coming eventually (which reminded him to ~~yell~~ hint to Alfred to update his cyber-security). But attack at dawn? That was so cliche. They could sit back a while, maybe throw back a few beers, and wait for the Americans to try to invade their great land. Again. And be repulsed, tail between their legs. Again.

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