Thanks for taking the time to translate this and sharing it with us, Awesome People Who Know Moonspeak :D

"Whaat! Be quiet, UK~..." and "Mmn, when led by other countries, my desire to do anything disappears, y'knoow..." made me love America even more ahahaha. And the fact that UK keeps on disagreeing with America makes me smile... in a totally not-Russia-like-and-not-France-like way.

UUUUNGGGGGGHHHHH~ ♥♥♥

I apologize for my html phail in my previous comment ORZ